Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

Girl 1: “Have you seen my new tat? I don’t think I’ve seen you since I got it.”
Girl 2: “No! Lemme see!”
[looks at her shoulderblade]
Girl 2: “Oh, cool! Is it permanent?”
Girl 1: “Yeah… That’s kinda the point.”
Girl 2: “Really? Nothing will wash it off?”
Girl 1: [shakes head]
Girl 1: “What if you use a really good exfoliant?”
Girl 1: “OHMYGODYOUARESUCHAMAJORDORK!”

I mean, how do you screw up a simple chest bump?

Image via Noel P.

“We saw it on the way down 75 to cincinnati — glowing a warm margarine yellow in the late afternoon light. My camera was in the trunk so we all swore we would get shots of it the next day on our way back to Detroit. The locals proudly told us the landmarks affectionate name “Big Butter Jesus” —Chris Z.