Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

So I had this idea for a prank on a certain corporation recently. Download and print out this parody PDF. I think you’ll understand what you need to do. If not, discuss in the comments.

1. If someone tells you they are at your disposal, does that mean they are standing by your kitchen sink?
2. If a AA bra that is extra small, and a DD bra is extra large, why are there no BB or CC bras for women who are nicely average?
3. What the hell kinda name is Chock full o’ Nuts anyway? Coffee ain’t a nut; it’s a berry.
4. What have you been pondering, lately?

This time, caption what you think Batman is thinking.

1. Lice Krispies
2. Kellogg’s Porn Flakes
3. Frosted Mini Feets
4. Sugar Frosted Aches
5. Ape Nuts
6. Cap’n Chronic
7. Brute Loops
8. Unlucky Harms
9. Funny Bunches of Goats
10. What cereals names would you reject? If you need some inspiration, look through Mr. Breakfast.