Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

20 comments:

1. junkman, 30, April 2008, 8:57 |  
   thank you for not posting the picture of the adult baby on this page. i don’t know if i could stand to look at it everytime i log on. btw doesn’t george w. eat every meal like this while laura makes him open for the choo-choo?

    
2. Spud, 30, April 2008, 9:01 |  
   This bring back to mind a visual of a rather large man of Italian descent sitting at the end of a table dressed in an Hawaiian shirt with a large plastic bib/napkin cracking crab.

   Nicely played sir, fore!

    
3. Meagan, 30, April 2008, 9:40 |  
   

   The changing table in that restaurant better be bolted to the wall real tight if it’s gonna hold a man-child that big.

    
4. Lung the Younger, 30, April 2008, 10:12 |  
   Either that or a lower lip piercing that never quite healed up.

    
5. Chris S., 30, April 2008, 10:33 |  
   

   He could just be lactating and wears a napkin everywhere he goes as an absorption aid. :boobs: :boobs:

    
6. patrick, 30, April 2008, 10:42 |  
   Uh, no it’s not a cue and I’ll thank you to not stare at me next time we’re dining together!

    
7. Lung the Younger, 30, April 2008, 10:46 |  
   Well geez y’all, why go an’ waste a dern nice napkin when ya can use the tablecloth insted.

    
8. hoatzin, 30, April 2008, 13:13 |  
   

   If you see a woman walk into your local Starbucks wearing a nothing but a plastic seafood bib, and order a half-caf Lobster Buscardo, should you assume she is a Zillagirl?

   I do.

    
9. tina, 30, April 2008, 13:43 |  
   that’s just hella lame…..

    
10. Nicolette, 30, April 2008, 14:13 |  
    

    I just assume the napkin wearing lame-o is probably a dork from the country who has never been taught proper restaurant ettiquette. Or just a yuppie who doesn’t want to soil his power tie.

     
11. AnnieB, 30, April 2008, 14:34 |  
    

    He is an oaf, plain and simple, who does not possess even the most rudimentary level of social skills. I suspect he’s related to Flash…

     
12. Bigwavdave, 30, April 2008, 19:08 |  
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    Or, perhaps, a galoot.

     
13. Lake Effect, 30, April 2008, 19:49 |  
    

    Well, I didn’t realize that my ‘galoot’ish dining habits were under intense scrutiny and would cause such a large case of group hand-wringing. Fine. That’s the last time I eat at the high-faloootin’, hoidy-toidy, world-famous Royal Oak lah-dee-frikkin’-dah Starbucks. Next time I need a Vanilla Buscardo Cafe (Grande no less), I’ll take my money and my bib to Troy.

     
14. Flash Gordon, 30, April 2008, 20:58 |  
    

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    Annie,Babe, are you equating moi with an oaf? And that cretin is certainly not
    related to Yours Truly. I have a sterling reputation as a gourmand de jour at finer
    truck stops up and down the Atlantic coast. :boobs:

     
15. AnnieB, 30, April 2008, 22:07 |  
    

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    Of course not! Now just get that silly little idea out of your head right now!

     
16. AnnieB, 30, April 2008, 22:09 |  
    

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    An unintentional buffoon?

     
17. janeeto, 1, May 2008, 0:45 |  
    Did he order a Sangrina to eat with meal? I’m thinking he ordered pasta with red sauce, and was wearing his cleanest white pocket T-shirt. Or his Sanjaya was Cheated T shirt.

     
18. Mandy, 1, May 2008, 7:51 |  
    

    there’s one way to find out: call him a bad boy. if he pouts, he’s a baby. then you dump :java: on him.

     
19. Bigwavdave, 1, May 2008, 8:11 |  
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    What if he winks at you and crawls under your table to check your commando status?

     
20. Katie, 9, May 2008, 5:30 |  
    if he winks, honey you run like hell…..God only knows it ain’t normal.

    unlike he likes chilidogs.