Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

33 comments:

1. donnhw, 28. April 2008, 11:34
   

   I just lost 10 IQ points READING IT!! Don’t think I’d order a beer from those two!

    
2. Mjaz, 28. April 2008, 12:04
   

   mmmmmmmm… nothing like turds floating around in your chardonnay. Isn’t sangria like mexican or something?

    
3. Meagan, 28. April 2008, 12:48
   

   I bet if I ordered a rum and coke from them I’d get a shot of rum and four lines of cocaine. Yeah, that really hits the spot. :puke:

    
4. StevieC, 28. April 2008, 13:44
   

   Duh! The wine is dark because of the shit that’s in it.

   So Dave, do Dopey, Dippy, and Dummy work near your Sixbucks?

    
5. DaPopster, 28. April 2008, 15:27
   

   Caution no swimming until the gene pool is cleaned …….. :puke:

    
6. Chris S., 28. April 2008, 15:29
   

   MMMMM…Sangrimina… thats better than drinking shit straight up. Or is sangraminda a VD? I keep forgetting…

   I think Lung knows a little bit about sangreenda…

    
7. john, 28. April 2008, 16:51
   

   Sangrina? I thought of that douche bag from American Idol…….

    
8. hoatzin, 28. April 2008, 17:28
   

   …a wine thing with like fruits and shit.

   And I know for sure the shit is bat shit. (Prove me wrong, Snopes!)

   Heh, those crazy sangrina-brewin’ bitches!

    
9. Flash Gordon, 28. April 2008, 18:00
   

   AnnieB makes the best sangria anywhere. She uses rum and kerosene. :kiss:

    
10. Supercharged_goddess, 28. April 2008, 19:11
    

    well THAT was three seconds of my life completely wasted. wait, were the waitresses still wasted? I hate dumbasses :limp:

     
11. Faith, 28. April 2008, 19:38
    

    Hey Spitzer, pass me the sangrina!

     
12. Bigwavdave, 28. April 2008, 20:01
    

    I hope they didn’t water it down with ice or frozen pee. I’ve always felt if you can’t drink it at room temperature, you shouldn’t be drinking it at all.

     
13. Bigwavdave, 28. April 2008, 20:03
    

    Reminds me of the line about the kids who yelled “Hey Mom…There’s lumps in the milk!!!” To which she replied “So chew it!”

     
14. Bigwavdave, 28. April 2008, 20:04
    

    And finally…Dave, you’ve got to move…

     
15. Lake Effect, 28. April 2008, 20:37
    

    …”No, they’re a wine thing with like fruits and shit.”

    “Oh, that’s sound good! What kind of wine is it? – Wait a sec–what kind of shit is it??”

     
16. Meagan, 28. April 2008, 22:06
    

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    Dark shit. Ya know, none of that greeny, orangey crap.

     
17. TimM, 29. April 2008, 2:50
    

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    I think maybe someone peed in their gene pool.

     
18. Lung the Younger, 29. April 2008, 3:13
    

    Sangria = A chilled Spanish watery wine punch, generally mixed for your party guests to drink while you guzzle the decent booze that they brought along with them.

    Sangrina – The female protagonist in the film “Vampire Sex Vixens III”.

     
19. StevieC, 29. April 2008, 9:59
    

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    Porn with a plot? :wtf:

     
20. Nicolette, 29. April 2008, 12:55
    

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    I thought they all had the same plot.

    :wang: :boobs: :wang: :boobs:

     
21. Yankeerose32, 29. April 2008, 13:33
    

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    Hey that sound just fine to me!!! Just give me the whole bottle of rum though, a shot just won’t do it!

     
22. DaPopster, 29. April 2008, 13:53
    

    Porn? Plot?? What the hell is happening here??? :wtf:

     
23. Spud, 29. April 2008, 17:29
    

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    Well said sir! clap clap clap

     
24. Meagan, 29. April 2008, 18:35
    

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    She gets “staked” several times, I’m sure.
    :wang:

     
25. AnnieB, 29. April 2008, 19:42
    

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    No, no Flash you silly boy, I use antifreeze not kerosene! :kiss:

     
26. AnnieB, 29. April 2008, 19:48
    

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    Ah, so that’s what happened to the bottle of 1608 I brought to your birthday bash. Cold man, cold. I was so looking forward to sharing a shot of that with you but I just assumed one of your guests had absconded with it…

    :kiss:

     
27. Drusky, 29. April 2008, 22:17
    

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    Isn’t that a ‘Flaming Moe’?

     
28. Drusky, 29. April 2008, 22:19
    

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    There’s a lot of things in that movie that suck… :wang:

     
29. Lung the Younger, 30. April 2008, 3:23
    

    Dear me AnnieB, if I’d known you’d be at my party I would have had my man Carruthers polish the silver, varnish every square inch of mahogany, turn down the sheets in the presidential suite, scrub the kitchen staff pink, dust my stag head trophies, comb the Irish setter and oil my very own stately paunch.

    No sangria for you my dove. I would have Carruthers absail down to the bodega and fetch us a choice Ribera de Duero probably a ’91 Vega Sicilia and after letting it respire for the allotted time, we would sup it on a raised balcony from Waterford Crystal goblets while throwing scratchings to the other plebian guests below.

     
30. Spud, 30. April 2008, 3:54
    

    Who you calling ‘guests’? we invited ourselves and we ain’t leaving to we been appeased, appraised and appareled. See my man ‘Dave” for further instructions.

     
31. AnnieB, 30. April 2008, 8:34
    

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    I would expect no less from a distinguished gentleman such as yourself my exquisite friend. Although, perhaps in the future, you might consider posting a guard to keep out the unsavory characters that insist on barging in uninvited, lest they disturb our pleasant repast.

     
32. Meagan, 30. April 2008, 9:47
    

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    Who are you calling “guest”, slave?! That’ll earn you a whipping!

     
33. Mandy, 1. May 2008, 7:53
    

    you need to stop eating at hooters, dave. :boobs: :boobs: