Comments on: Things to do during a boring meeting at work http://www.davezilla.com/2008/04/23/things-to-do-during-a-boring-meeting-at-work/ If you're not spewing your coffee, we're not doing our job Sun, 12 Oct 2008 07:19:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: tina http://www.davezilla.com/2008/04/23/things-to-do-during-a-boring-meeting-at-work/#comment-285968 tina Sat, 26 Apr 2008 00:52:41 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/2008/04/23/things-to-do-during-a-boring-meeting-at-work/#comment-285968 <p>[Comment ID #285607 will appear here]you rock!</p> [Comment ID #285607 will appear here]you rock!

]]> By: Master Solace http://www.davezilla.com/2008/04/23/things-to-do-during-a-boring-meeting-at-work/#comment-285607 Master Solace Fri, 25 Apr 2008 18:12:46 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/2008/04/23/things-to-do-during-a-boring-meeting-at-work/#comment-285607 <p>Ha.....every time you would use the word office, substitute with the word orifice......like the lovely example above :grin:</p> Ha…..every time you would use the word office, substitute with the word orifice……like the lovely example above :grin:

]]> By: Master Solace http://www.davezilla.com/2008/04/23/things-to-do-during-a-boring-meeting-at-work/#comment-285606 Master Solace Fri, 25 Apr 2008 18:11:43 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/2008/04/23/things-to-do-during-a-boring-meeting-at-work/#comment-285606 <p>[Comment ID #283903 will appear here]</p> <p>So doll, you're saying that every day is like a day at the orifice....um....office for you? :thong: :wang: :twisted:</p> [Comment ID #283903 will appear here]

So doll, you’re saying that every day is like a day at the orifice….um….office for you? :thong: :wang: :twisted:

]]> By: Flash Gordon http://www.davezilla.com/2008/04/23/things-to-do-during-a-boring-meeting-at-work/#comment-284909 Flash Gordon Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:19:00 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/2008/04/23/things-to-do-during-a-boring-meeting-at-work/#comment-284909 <p>Set a bag of fresh cow shit on the floor as close as possible to the boss and set it on fire. :evil: :twisted: :wtf:</p> <p>Pull out your johnson, start waving it, and sing "The First Cut is The Deepest". :wang: :thong: :kiss: :wang:</p> Set a bag of fresh cow shit on the floor as close as possible to the boss and
set it on fire. :evil: :twisted: :wtf:

Pull out your johnson, start waving it, and sing “The First Cut is The Deepest”. :wang: :thong: :kiss: :wang:

]]> By: Suzi http://www.davezilla.com/2008/04/23/things-to-do-during-a-boring-meeting-at-work/#comment-284880 Suzi Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:37:10 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/2008/04/23/things-to-do-during-a-boring-meeting-at-work/#comment-284880 <p>Where I work, our meetings aren't boring. In our last one, my boss kept flashing me his iphone picture of a particularly disturbing airport bathroom scene he'd stumbled into the previous day. So thoughtful and professional of him to share while I tried to get my point across.</p> Where I work, our meetings aren’t boring. In our last one, my boss kept flashing me his iphone picture of a particularly disturbing airport bathroom scene he’d stumbled into the previous day. So thoughtful and professional of him to share while I tried to get my point across.

]]> By: StevieC http://www.davezilla.com/2008/04/23/things-to-do-during-a-boring-meeting-at-work/#comment-284869 StevieC Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:07:33 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/2008/04/23/things-to-do-during-a-boring-meeting-at-work/#comment-284869 <p>[Comment ID #284847 will appear here]</p> <p>One would never be bored at a Zillagirl board meeting but there would be wood. :wang:</p> [Comment ID #284847 will appear here]

One would never be bored at a Zillagirl board meeting but there would be wood. :wang:

]]> By: Drusky http://www.davezilla.com/2008/04/23/things-to-do-during-a-boring-meeting-at-work/#comment-284847 Drusky Thu, 24 Apr 2008 23:36:14 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/2008/04/23/things-to-do-during-a-boring-meeting-at-work/#comment-284847 <p>[Comment ID #283903 will appear here]</p> <p>[Comment ID #283981 will appear here]</p> <p>[Comment ID #284571 will appear here]</p> <p>After the above, it seems to me that Mandy & her board of directors would give good meeting!</p> <p>:wang:</p> [Comment ID #283903 will appear here]

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After the above, it seems to me that Mandy & her board of directors would give good meeting!

:wang:

]]> By: junkman http://www.davezilla.com/2008/04/23/things-to-do-during-a-boring-meeting-at-work/#comment-284846 junkman Thu, 24 Apr 2008 23:29:26 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/2008/04/23/things-to-do-during-a-boring-meeting-at-work/#comment-284846 <p>as for the video link......it 's probably time to check this out again....although it may not have changed much........www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com</p> <p>p.s boring meeting? bring miguel and unleash him on the fatties!</p> as for the video link……it ’s probably time to check this out again….although it may not have changed much……..www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com

p.s boring meeting? bring miguel and unleash him on the fatties!

]]> By: AnnieB http://www.davezilla.com/2008/04/23/things-to-do-during-a-boring-meeting-at-work/#comment-284831 AnnieB Thu, 24 Apr 2008 22:44:13 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/2008/04/23/things-to-do-during-a-boring-meeting-at-work/#comment-284831 <p>[Comment ID #284671 will appear here]</p> <p>Ha, ha, ha, you BETTER duck, this is really a COWpie ====[) SPLAT!!! PHEWWW!!!</p> <p>:razz: :grin: :lol: :kiss:</p> [Comment ID #284671 will appear here]

Ha, ha, ha, you BETTER duck, this is really a COWpie ====[) SPLAT!!! PHEWWW!!!

:razz: :grin: :lol: :kiss:

]]> By: hoatzin http://www.davezilla.com/2008/04/23/things-to-do-during-a-boring-meeting-at-work/#comment-284797 hoatzin Thu, 24 Apr 2008 22:20:48 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/2008/04/23/things-to-do-during-a-boring-meeting-at-work/#comment-284797 <p>Offer to take everyone to Stabbucks and treat them all to Vanilla Buscardos</p> <p>Don your Gumby costume with the hole in the crotch, the one that lets your huge, green penis breathe free and stand proud.</p> <p>Wear a Batman costume, and floss your teeth with a leather thong when it's your turn to speak.</p> <p>Bring a box of fake cereal in your briefcase, and a few paper bowls. Pour a serving of Kellogg's Porn Flakes for everyone present, and declare loudly that you owe your meteoric corporate rise to a healthy dose of Porn each morning.</p> <p>Pretend to take a call from Dick Cheney, and ask him if he is looking at that naked woman RIGHT NOW.</p> <p>Bring your 10 year-old guitar-playing nephew, insist that he play a Sex Pistols medley for everyone, and drop your pants during “Pretty Vacant”</p> <p>Show everyone all the photos of freaks you have taken on your cellphone at your local Starbucks.</p> <p>(You get the idea....)</p> Offer to take everyone to Stabbucks and treat them all to Vanilla Buscardos

Don your Gumby costume with the hole in the crotch, the one that lets your huge, green penis breathe free and stand proud.

Wear a Batman costume, and floss your teeth with a leather thong when it’s your turn to speak.

Bring a box of fake cereal in your briefcase, and a few paper bowls. Pour a serving of Kellogg’s Porn Flakes for everyone present, and declare loudly that you owe your meteoric corporate rise to a healthy dose of Porn each morning.

Pretend to take a call from Dick Cheney, and ask him if he is looking at that naked woman RIGHT NOW.

Bring your 10 year-old guitar-playing nephew, insist that he play a Sex Pistols medley for everyone, and drop your pants during “Pretty Vacant”

Show everyone all the photos of freaks you have taken on your cellphone at your local Starbucks.

(You get the idea….)

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