Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

34 comments:

1. Meagan, 18, April 2008, 9:48 |  
   

   Gumby with a hard-on just doesn’t seem possible.

    
2. junkman, 18, April 2008, 9:54 |  
   

   gumby with poky!

    
3. patrick, 18, April 2008, 10:13 |  
   I’m Gumby dammit! Okay, is he imitating Eddie Murphy imitating Gumby?

    
4. Nicolette, 18, April 2008, 10:26 |  
   

   Gumby with a stiffy? I never saw that episode!

    
5. Spud, 18, April 2008, 10:31 |  
   

   Hey, it’s a bloke with a handle. When he gets drunk enough, 5 of his mates can fling him against various walls, pavements, doors, and throw him down stairwells. Excellent choice of a costume.

    
6. Master Solace, 18, April 2008, 11:22 |  
   

   With all of that flexibility, I’ve always wondered if there wasn’t at least some part of Gumby that was stiff as a board…….not really, but unfortunately I know it now………….

   And Meagan, I’ve missed being in thy dungeon as well……we need to schedule an appointment for you to whip me…..literally…….and I promise, I’ll like it

    
7. Drusky, 18, April 2008, 12:18 |  
   

   Ahhh, it’s just clay. As soon as it warms up, it’ll go soft and bend…

    
8. junkman, 18, April 2008, 12:37 |  
   

   i need me a couple o’ calcium twins like ole white gold. :boobs:

    
9. tom, 18, April 2008, 12:40 |  
   gummy worm ?

    
10. AnnieB, 18, April 2008, 12:55 |  
    

    Marge Simpson and Gumby love child?

     
11. AnnieB, 18, April 2008, 13:00 |  
    

    On April 18, 2008, Spud furiously scribbled:

    Hey, it’s a bloke with a handle. When he gets drunk enough, 5 of his mates can fling him against various walls, pavements, doors, and throw him down stairwells. Excellent choice of a costume.

    LOL!!!

     
12. Anthrax, 18, April 2008, 13:01 |  
    I don’t know about white tigers, but I think Gumby’s going to try to tame a certain orange horse… perhaps he’ll play that keyboard by the door… though with what I don’t want to know.

    I have to say, this picture has definitely scarred me for life.

     
13. Jay Laverdure, 18, April 2008, 14:11 |  
    

    Dave: Is that you?!

     
14. scamper95, 18, April 2008, 14:43 |  
    

    You really need to stop those latenight trips to starbucks Dave, thats when the weirdos come out.

     
15. Chris S., 18, April 2008, 14:48 |  
    

    Gumboner?

    Either that or Marcel Marceau humped the hell out of that chair in the background and this is their offspring.

     
16. regretfulmorning, 18, April 2008, 15:03 |  
    Lexington Steel has just been replaced!

     
17. kkkkathryn, 18, April 2008, 15:04 |  
    On April 18, 2008, junkman furiously scribbled:

    gumby with poky!

    HAHA- the definitive comment, Junkman!

    

     
18. Flash Gordon, 18, April 2008, 15:54 |  
    

    AnnieB’s little cousin Goober showing off his downright respectable tallywhanger,

    which he apparently took from a Clydesdale.

     
19. hoatzin, 18, April 2008, 19:12 |  
    

    There’s something unusual about the shape of that guy’s head.

    And shouldn’t his arms be green too?

     
20. junkman, 18, April 2008, 19:47 |  
    

    knowing how men tend to exagerate i’m sure he calls it the green mile and his name is tom yanks.

     
21. blaster gas, 18, April 2008, 20:20 |  
    

    I thought he was a giant piece of broccoli with a hard on when I first saw it!

     
22. Lake Effect, 18, April 2008, 20:34 |  
    

    The new Great Green Hope…”And now, leading off for the struggling Detroit Tigers, just off the plane from The Valley ho ho ho, batting right - no… batting left - no… batting middle and leaving both hands free to flip off the fans and the pitcher, Peter Willie Green!”

    (God, this picture is sooo wrong.)

     
23. Drusky, 18, April 2008, 20:36 |  
    

    They say “Once you’ve gone clay, you’ll never stray…”

     
24. StevieC, 18, April 2008, 21:06 |  
    

    Clay Achin

     
25. Cobe, 18, April 2008, 23:06 |  
    

    Did you swallow a baseball bat or are you just happy to see me.

     
26. Bjorn Freeh, 19, April 2008, 1:08 |  
    

    Sadly, this guy’s buddies think he’s the life of the party…

     
27. J, 19, April 2008, 2:16 |  
    Jolly green giant - the cock-a-doodle-doo that is….Ha hilarious picture

     
28. Jack, 19, April 2008, 7:32 |  
    Poky, oh Poky, I’ve got something to talk to you about!!

     
29. Meagan, 19, April 2008, 10:50 |  
    

    On April 18, 2008, Master Solace furiously scribbled:

    With all of that flexibility, I’ve always wondered if there wasn’t at least some part of Gumby that was stiff as a board…….not really, but unfortunately I know it now………….

    And Meagan, I’ve missed being in thy dungeon as well……we need to schedule an appointment for you to whip me…..literally…….and I promise, I’ll like it

    I’ve missed playing thy dungeon master with you. And I KNOW I’ll enjoy it too!

     
30. Trukindog, 19, April 2008, 23:30 |  
    

    Well at least he doesnt have to bruse his knuckles knocking on doors.

     
31. Master Solace, 21, April 2008, 10:46 |  
    

    On April 19, 2008, Meagan furiously scribbled:

    I’ve missed playing thy dungeon master with you. And I KNOW I’ll enjoy it too!

    I’ll gladly open up my schedule for that, if you’d open something else up for me……

     
32. Meshie, 22, April 2008, 16:09 |  
    

    Going to my happy place

     
33. Splendiful, 25, April 2008, 0:33 |  
    Looks like Gumby got dicked out for the occasion…

     
34. Teresa, 14, May 2008, 15:07 |  
    :wtf:i was giving him the benefit of the doubt…. I thought he put the costume pants on backwards! It’s a tail , guys.