Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

34 comments:

1. madamadams, 29, March 2008, 12:46 |  
   HEY!!! GET UR ASS BACK HERE!!!

    
2. tina, 29, March 2008, 13:02 |  
   I said, ” Don’t my balls look youthful?!” answer me, manpig!

    
3. Infernos, 29, March 2008, 13:05 |  
   Auditions for the Rocky Horror Picture Show in Fargo, North Dakota

    
4. cbatdux, 29, March 2008, 13:56 |  
   I’m SIIIIINGING in the rain……

    
5. Chris S., 29, March 2008, 14:11 |  
   

   I TOLD you to keep your filthy hands off my black slingback pumps!

    
6. DCup, 29, March 2008, 14:35 |  
   Dude! I told you! You can’t borrow my red leather skirt again!

    
7. ZenReaper, 29, March 2008, 15:04 |  
   Dad?!

    
8. Meagan, 29, March 2008, 15:04 |  
   

   So he’s the one who stole my riding crop! And my lingerie!

    
9. Davezilla, 29, March 2008, 15:23 |  
   

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   And your sofa. Bastid!

    
10. Flash Gordon, 29, March 2008, 15:47 |  
    

    OMG! They’ve killed Kenny!
    You bastards!

     
11. Bjorn Freeh, 29, March 2008, 15:48 |  
    

    That’ll teach you to wear droopy blue jeans. Pull ‘em up, man. Show some pride!

     
12. StevieC, 29, March 2008, 15:50 |  
    

    I made you and I can break you just as easily

     
13. DaPopster, 29, March 2008, 16:05 |  
    Another Nazi fetish scenario goes wrong …………..

     
14. larfus, 29, March 2008, 16:36 |  
    During rough retail times Victoria Secret is test marketing to a new clientele.

     
15. stevo, 29, March 2008, 16:51 |  
    I’m confused sorry I am just confused

     
16. Pablo, 29, March 2008, 17:06 |  
    

    Through another transporter mishap, both Checov & Mr. Sulu are caught in the time warp again.

     
17. janeeto63, 29, March 2008, 17:11 |  
    “Bitch, I told you for $10.00 you can look but you CAN NOT touch! Prepare for the whip!”

    Is this what you see from the street, or is it their backyard? Is that blue line for their laundry? Dave, swing by when the weather warms up to see what other fun delicates they have (Meagan, perhaps you can find more of your former things-although I’m not sure you’d want them back).

     
18. Pablo, 29, March 2008, 17:46 |  
    

    Gee Dave, you didn’t even have to go inside your Starbucks to get a picture this time.

     
19. Drusky, 29, March 2008, 18:11 |  
    Just another fresh piece of meat outside Mistress Darla’s office…

     
20. Lake Effect, 29, March 2008, 18:32 |  
    Mom???

     
21. Nicolette, 29, March 2008, 18:35 |  
    

    It takes a real man to wear his best lingerie out in the snow!

     
22. Lake Effect, 29, March 2008, 19:35 |  
    Boy, this brings back a lot of bad memories of those Christmas mornings with the family. “You want presents like the rest of the kids?! I’ll give ya a frikkin’ present…!”

     
23. Spud, 29, March 2008, 19:43 |  
    B.I.T.C.H. !

     
24. Lake Effect, 29, March 2008, 19:44 |  
    

    Did I say ‘bad’ memories?…I meant wonderful memories!

     
25. rust, 30, March 2008, 10:53 |  
    Homeland Security’s latest uniform.

     
26. J, 30, March 2008, 14:08 |  
    All I can say is DAMN!(in a loud confused voice)

     
27. jen, 30, March 2008, 15:30 |  
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    dont you ever play dress up on me again when im in a drunk sleep!!!!!!!!

     
28. Vicus Scurra, 30, March 2008, 16:25 |  
    Bruce Willis was concerned about the direction the new Die Hard movie was taking, but nevertheless conducted himself as a professional.

     
29. TimM, 1, April 2008, 8:25 |  
    Don’t you hate it when lovers quarrel?

     
30. Tina beans, 1, April 2008, 8:49 |  
    you sure got a pretty mouth…….

     
31. nikki, 1, April 2008, 9:40 |  
    [Comment ID #258194 will appear here] they are youthful i swear!!!

     
32. Meshie, 1, April 2008, 23:53 |  
    

    I am going to my happy place

     
33. Maven, 2, April 2008, 0:51 |  
    

    “It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose.”

     
34. Dragonhose, 3, April 2008, 15:26 |  
    If I catch you with my brother again, this pipe is going up your ass sideways you bitch!