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It takes a real man to be a _______________.
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Zilla-man…Just ask the Zilla-babes!
It takes a real man to be a slave of mine!
Dave, you are sick, sick, sick, sick, sick to put that link up! That poor whale! I warn you guys, don’t be eating when you click on that!
connoisseur of show tunes.
It takes a real man to be a real dick.
It takes a real man to be a vice-busting governor of New York.
It takes a real man to be a husband and father.
Seventeen and a half years, two kids, home, two vehicles, RV, dirt bike, Harley. Thank you, Mark! I love you!
it takes a real man to beat off during a business meeting.
bionic yeti
It takes a real man to be a stage-hand at a drag theater
Mandy, I would be more than beating off in my mind if you were in the business meeting with me!
It takes a real man to want to be a hero in his woman’s eyes only. I know this from experience.
It takes a real man to be a spaceman.
It takes a real man to be a paceman.
It takes a real man to be a aceman.
It takes a real man to be a ceman.
It takes a “real” man to be: The worst possible fucking representation of the masculine exemplar of humanity
Male Prostitute. dude in the line at Dave’s Starbucks. guy wearing a powder blue, flowery robe talking on the phone!!
I like that… and agree. Anybody can can have a kid and disappear. Anybody can run out on a mate who develops health/emotional/physical issues and not even try to be a loving support. (Are you listening BigWaveDave? You ARE the real man!) Anybody can give up on children who are going thru life issues without even caring. It takes a real man to face those issues and stay true.
I’ve been married to a wonderful woman for 20 years who is physically too messed up to work and suffering mentally because she feels she has to back me up by working and is less of a person because she can’t. I’ve two teen-aged kids that have hit their fair share of issues and look to me for guidance. I could cut and run but what kind of person would I be, then? So I stick it out and do my best. That’s why I like this site and it’s citizens. It helps keep me sane with it’s insanity.
Sorry and thanks, Janeeto, for hitting a pet peeve of mine…
I now relinquish the soapbox…
lover
& not a fighter :evil:.
It takes a real man to admit he’s fallible like everyone else.
So you’re a phallic symbol Flash?
Thanks Drusky - I’m in it for the long haul. Since her hair is coming in black (!) I’ve decided her new nickname should be 8-ball. She loves it.
I think I’m a lesbian trapped in the body of a man…It takes a real man to be a stand-up guy like BigWaveDave and Drusky.
For the two of you - a Zillaland SA-LUTE! Since there’s no beer icon yet, here’s to you:
It takes a real man to be a javelin catcher.
It takes a real man to get splattered in whale guts while on a date and act as if everything is normal.
It takes a real man to sleep 15 hours in a 20 hour span.
It takes a real man to admit Dubya bites the big one.
Regarding the whale link: YUM-OH!
I’ll buy round two… “To Real Men… Cheers!”
A big ‘un babe.
:wang: 
That’s too good! A friend of mine had his lady go thru TWO rounds of chemo. He actually shaved his head so that she wouldn’t be alone. It was funnier than hell yet really moving at the same time to see them go around town together.
Stevie and Lake, thanks for the support. Moral (and sometimes immoral
) support is always welcomed.
Annie, you’re killing me!
(Laughing myself to death…)
Laughter is the best medicine sometimes my eloquent friend!
It takes a real man to be mayor of Detroit!
Davezilla is mayor???
Down here we heard it was some other dude!
You just can’t trust the media any more.
….. a rebel who refuses to let whatever society tries to dictate to him.
….. a hero who refuses to allow drug-dealers to come into his neighborhood because all they do is promote the self-destruction of potential brilliant minds & lives of future generations as well as support violence in other countries.
…. a beautiful soul who is considerate of ALL people at ALL times.
…… a person who refuses to listen or create music that: is nothing but pure noise, promotes dissing on himself & everybody else as well as violence.
The OBVIOUS ONE!
It takes a real man to be a SPERM DONOR.
Thank you, and GOOD NIGHT!
It takes a real man to be in a porno with TP dingleberries on his balls…. hey, am I the only one in here who’s seen “EXTREME Porno Bootcamp–II??” Yeah, Extreme Porno Bootcamp–TWO… been looking for the first one forever…there’s an extreme backdoor penetration scene with an extreme close up–and I have to admit when I saw it the first time, I screamed out in hysterics, “Jayzus… he’s got TP dingleberries… doesn’t the fluffer notice these things?”