Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

35 comments:

1. junkman, 27. March 2008, 7:44
   

   JUNKMAN

    
2. Bigwavdave, 27. March 2008, 7:47
   

   Zilla-man…Just ask the Zilla-babes!

    
3. Meagan, 27. March 2008, 8:19
   

   It takes a real man to be a slave of mine!

    
4. Meagan, 27. March 2008, 8:22
   

   Dave, you are sick, sick, sick, sick, sick to put that link up! That poor whale! I warn you guys, don’t be eating when you click on that! :puke:

    
5. Cube 2U22, 27. March 2008, 10:33
   

   connoisseur of show tunes.

    
6. muhwissa, 27. March 2008, 10:34
   

   It takes a real man to be a real dick. :wang:

    
7. Lung the Younger, 27. March 2008, 10:39
   

   It takes a real man to be a vice-busting governor of New York.

    
8. janeeto63, 27. March 2008, 10:42
   

   It takes a real man to be a husband and father.

   Seventeen and a half years, two kids, home, two vehicles, RV, dirt bike, Harley. Thank you, Mark! I love you!

    
9. Mandy, 27. March 2008, 11:17
   

   it takes a real man to beat off during a business meeting. :wang:

    
10. junkman, 27. March 2008, 13:58
    

    [Comment ID #257175 will appear here] omfg. i was in the middle of this business meeting……i checked my messages and then skipped over to davezilla for a second on my lap top……i saw mandy’s avatar……..next thing you know i’m splooging all over my cfo (bailey quarters type). i felt like…….oh shit……just looked at the avatar again……..now ceo (scarlett johansson type) is cleaning her lapel……..if i wasn’t sure before i think i’ve got what it takes now.

     
11. J, 27. March 2008, 14:35
    

    bionic yeti

     
12. Randy, 27. March 2008, 14:53
    

    It takes a real man to be a stage-hand at a drag theater

     
13. AlexBallew, 27. March 2008, 15:21
    

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    Mandy, I would be more than beating off in my mind if you were in the business meeting with me!

     
14. AnnieB, 27. March 2008, 15:42
    

    It takes a real man to want to be a hero in his woman’s eyes only. I know this from experience.

     
15. Spud, 27. March 2008, 16:04
    

    It takes a real man to be a spaceman.

    It takes a real man to be a paceman.

    It takes a real man to be a aceman.

    It takes a real man to be a ceman.

     
16. Jay Laverdure, 27. March 2008, 17:06
    

    It takes a “real” man to be: The worst possible fucking representation of the masculine exemplar of humanity

                               and
    
         the EXACT fucking opposite!
    

     
17. Nicolette, 27. March 2008, 17:51
    

    Male Prostitute.
    dude in the line at Dave’s Starbucks.
    guy wearing a powder blue, flowery robe talking on the phone!!

     
18. Drusky, 27. March 2008, 19:14
    

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    I like that… and agree. Anybody can can have a kid and disappear. Anybody can run out on a mate who develops health/emotional/physical issues and not even try to be a loving support. (Are you listening BigWaveDave? You ARE the real man!) Anybody can give up on children who are going thru life issues without even caring. It takes a real man to face those issues and stay true.

    I’ve been married to a wonderful woman for 20 years who is physically too messed up to work and suffering mentally because she feels she has to back me up by working and is less of a person because she can’t. I’ve two teen-aged kids that have hit their fair share of issues and look to me for guidance. I could cut and run but what kind of person would I be, then?
    So I stick it out and do my best. That’s why I like this site and it’s citizens. It helps keep me sane with it’s insanity.

    Sorry and thanks, Janeeto, for hitting a pet peeve of mine…

    I now relinquish the soapbox…

     
19. Night Queen, 27. March 2008, 19:57
    

    lover :wang: & not a fighter .

     
20. Flash Gordon, 27. March 2008, 19:57
    

    It takes a real man to admit he’s fallible like everyone else. :wang: :wang:

     
21. Supercharged_goddess, 27. March 2008, 21:43
    

    :wtf: IT TAKES A REAL MAN TO BE a woman

     
22. AnnieB, 28. March 2008, 6:46
    

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    So you’re a phallic symbol Flash?

     
23. Bigwavdave, 28. March 2008, 7:34
    

    Thanks Drusky – I’m in it for the long haul. Since her hair is coming in black (!) I’ve decided her new nickname should be 8-ball. She loves it.
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    I think I’m a lesbian trapped in the body of a man…

     
24. StevieC, 28. March 2008, 9:50
    

    It takes a real man to be a stand-up guy like BigWaveDave and Drusky.

    For the two of you – a Zillaland SA-LUTE! Since there’s no beer icon yet, here’s to you: :java:

     
25. Chris S., 28. March 2008, 13:09
    

    It takes a real man to be a javelin catcher.

    It takes a real man to get splattered in whale guts while on a date and act as if everything is normal.

    It takes a real man to sleep 15 hours in a 20 hour span.

    It takes a real man to admit Dubya bites the big one.

     
26. Maven, 28. March 2008, 15:58
    

    Regarding the whale link: YUM-OH!

     
27. Lake Effect, 28. March 2008, 16:40
    

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    I’ll buy round two… “To Real Men… Cheers!”

    :java: :geek: :java: :geek:

     
28. Flash Gordon, 28. March 2008, 16:41
    

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    A big ‘un babe. :wang: :wang: :thong:

     
29. Drusky, 28. March 2008, 17:05
    

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    That’s too good! A friend of mine had his lady go thru TWO rounds of chemo. He actually shaved his head so that she wouldn’t be alone. It was funnier than hell yet really moving at the same time to see them go around town together.

    Stevie and Lake, thanks for the support. Moral (and sometimes immoral ) support is always welcomed.

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    Annie, you’re killing me! :wtf: :dead: (Laughing myself to death…)

     
30. AnnieB, 28. March 2008, 21:33
    

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    Laughter is the best medicine sometimes my eloquent friend! :kiss:

     
31. Zilla the Younger, 29. March 2008, 11:47
    

    It takes a real man to be mayor of Detroit!
    

     
32. Lake Effect, 29. March 2008, 14:54
    

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    Davezilla is mayor??? :wtf: Down here we heard it was some other dude!

    You just can’t trust the media any more. :puke:

     
33. Night Queen, 29. March 2008, 15:42
    

    ….. a rebel who refuses to let whatever society tries to dictate to him.

    ….. a hero who refuses to allow drug-dealers to come into his neighborhood because all they do is promote the self-destruction of potential brilliant minds & lives of future generations as well as support violence in other countries.
    

    …. a beautiful soul who is considerate of ALL people at ALL times.

    …… a person who refuses to listen or create music that: is nothing but pure noise, promotes dissing on himself & everybody else as well as violence.

     
34. rust, 30. March 2008, 10:52
    

    The OBVIOUS ONE!

    It takes a real man to be a SPERM DONOR.

    Thank you, and GOOD NIGHT!

     
35. Maven, 2. April 2008, 0:53
    

    It takes a real man to be in a porno with TP dingleberries on his balls…. hey, am I the only one in here who’s seen “EXTREME Porno Bootcamp–II??” Yeah, Extreme Porno Bootcamp–TWO… been looking for the first one forever…there’s an extreme backdoor penetration scene with an extreme close up–and I have to admit when I saw it the first time, I screamed out in hysterics, “Jayzus… he’s got TP dingleberries… doesn’t the fluffer notice these things?”