Not dead.

Posted by Davezilla 10 March, 2008 Latest: Drusky, JB, Bigwavdave, Meagan, patrick,

Yes, I am writing a post. Up today. I promise.

19 comments:

  1. StevieC, 10, March 2008, 11:15 |  
    StevieC

    You’re a little late getting to the orgy Dave. We’re already Up . :wang:

     
  2. Pablo, 10, March 2008, 11:23 |  
    Pablo

    Any time Dave.

    Fingers crossed

    Mind open

    Dictionary close by

     
  3. Nicolette, 10, March 2008, 11:53 |  

    :dead: R u sure? It’s evil to get my hopes up! :twisted:

     
  4. The Manticore, 10, March 2008, 12:01 |  

    hurrrrrrryyyyyyy, it’s starting to acheeeeeeeee :wang:

     
  5. jack, 10, March 2008, 12:48 |  

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    Your hopes are always evil.. And don’t we all love it!!!!

     
  6. Lake Effect, 10, March 2008, 12:52 |  

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    Sounds like you need the Dick Pharmacy quick!…

    “Dick, (oww) do you carry (ohhhh) talcum powder?”

    “Sure, just walk this way…”

    “(Oww) Listen Dick, if I could (ow) walk THAT way I wouldn” need (ohh) the talcum powder!”

     
  7. MRDOUG, 10, March 2008, 13:10 |  
    MRDOUG

    Not Dead Yet? Just a flesh wound was it?

     
  8. Spud, 10, March 2008, 15:55 |  

    Hah! :twisted:

    Trespassers will be shot

    Survivors will be shot again

     
  9. AnnieB, 10, March 2008, 16:33 |  
    AnnieB

    Dave’s been working so hard I’m not sure he’ll be able to get it up. And if he does, will it stay up? Oh, and I’m wondering about the new post as well. :razz:

     
  10. Flash Gordon, 10, March 2008, 17:03 |  
    Flash Gordon

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    Let’s fill him up with Cialis and see if he produces a four-hour :wang: Or perhaps
    the Zillagirls could accomplish this without the chemicals? :wang: :???: :razz:

     
  11. StevieC, 10, March 2008, 17:13 |  
    StevieC

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    Maybe we should send him to Dick Pharmacy. :wang:

     
  12. Nicolette, 10, March 2008, 17:19 |  

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    Been to the Dick Pharmacy I see!

    :wang: :boobs: :boobs: :twisted:

     
  13. Davezilla, 10, March 2008, 17:28 |  
    Davezilla

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    Wrong on both counts, m’dear. :wang:

     
  14. Drusky, 10, March 2008, 18:52 |  

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    and He’s getting better…

     
  15. JB, 11, March 2008, 0:44 |  

    :wang:I love my wang being inside or outside, I love my wang. NOW!!! Who up and died and forgot to tell me? Why! How cheekie of the “ol SOB”. Just like that. Up and died. Can you believe it? And didn’t even have the nerve to let his auntie know!!! What’s a person to do? The times, they are changing… “Oh!” I almost forgot. So, Dave I heared through the grape-vine that you are not getting it ( :limp: ) up lately. You need to slow down and get your skinny butt over here to auntie’s house. Auntie knows how to make it feel better. “Yea-baby”

     
  16. Bigwavdave, 11, March 2008, 7:01 |  

    Only mostly dead…big differrence

     
  17. Meagan, 11, March 2008, 8:46 |  
    Meagan

    Just sore from shoveling a million pounds of snow? Yeah, me too. :dead:

     
  18. StevieC, 11, March 2008, 15:38 |  
    StevieC

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    So I’m guessing that we shouldn’t go through his clothes and look for loose change?

     
  19. patrick, 12, March 2008, 8:29 |  

    A local DJ used to play the game “Dead, Deader, Deadest”, naming deceased celebrities and letting listening audience try to rank order them for prizes. Seems someone took offense and complained to station managment. Seems someone needs to get a fucking life and let us live ours. Betcha someone’s radio had a fucking tuning knob or button on it. Use it bitch!