Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

One thing I absolutely deplore is the dump and run. Someone did it to me today. I walk in the Men’s Room to use the urinal and someone else is in there just polluting the stall. I suspect he was well-fed on a diet of burnt broccoli and baked Yeti fur topped with a rich tarantula demi-glace.

The dump and run technique is brutal and unfair. While the victim is at the urinal, the perpetrator makes a hasty retreat without pausing to wash their hands, leaving you alone in the bathroom with a putrid stench. Naturally, anyone who comes in afterward assumes it was you. Evil.

Has you ever been the victim of a dump and run (or something similar)?

Apologies for the down time yesterday. It wasn’t the server. For some reason (that is still not resolved) the company that I purchased the domain Davezilla.com from assumed my ownership had expired, when in fact it expires next year in 2011.

I always seem to look at the clock when it turns 12:34, and frequently, 12:34:56. I don’t do this intentionally, nor do I wait for it to turn. it’s just a weird synchronicity thing. I asked several of my friends if they always seem to notice a certain time on the clock and I am alone on the sequential numbering; they all see 11:11. Jason told me that many people say you are to make a wish if you see 11:11.

How about you? Do you always notice a certain time of the day on digital clocks?