Wash your Hans
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omfg. the awesome leaves me speechless. and I don’t even like star wars that much. ahahaa
Wash your Hans and Bobba Feet!
And where are YOUR hans, Solo?
Afraid to show them because Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked them to bloody stumps?
Wash your hands after going solo please …
Wash my Hans? But there’s not even a towel here to padme hands dry.
Seems you didn’t think ahead ….
Looks like a hanful.
Better to wash before going solo, no? And going solo doesn’t necessarily mean you’re alone, right? After that, it slurpee time! Open wide…
Did you mean to say thinking of head?
That’s me being subtle Bigwavdave … can’t put anything over on you, can I?
could someone please lightsaber etch my meat? it would luke cool when i get leiaed. hey…it’s almost the weekend…..punch it chewy.
if you chew bacca and spit on your hans please wash before leah-ing .
“Don’t get cocky, kid.”
Wash your Hans after douching your Wookie!
Re “funny Japanese game show”: In 1989, I spent six months working in Japan at the Yokohama Exotic Showcase (YES ‘89), a theme park celebrating the 100th anniversary of the city of Yokohama. Every Friday, at 8 PM, I and various other American performers would assemble in somebody’s hotel room to watch what one of my Japanese friends said was “Prince Valentine’s Castle”- but what we more accurately called “The Beat-Your-Face Game Show”.
The format? A photogenic Japanese man in a military uniform (tremendously overladen with faux-medals and decorations) hosted a show in which ordinary Japanese, from all walks of life, would run various types of obstacle-courses or physical challenges.
The bonus? You were assured that every broadcast would show somebody getting incredibly smashed up (if not, indeed, hospitalized!). [My personal favorite challenge was where people walked across an un-railed rope-bridge, 40 feet over a trapeze net, while insane men shot them off the bridge w/ volleyballs blasted from an air-cannon.]
Hey Jay,
You can still catch that show on SPike TV. It’s called MXC. It’s a redub of Takeshi’s Castle.
You should wash your hands after playing with your light saber but before woking your ewok…
Just can’t stop looking at that blue eye.
geez… it took me two days to get it.
But, I always wash my hans and neck at night.
I usually neck at night, too.
I’m hungover, and I approve this message.
A hans in the hand ain’t worth
:wang: in the bush!