Comments on: Destroyer of Souls 6500 ZX

By: Drusky

Drusky — Sat, 01 Mar 2008 23:24:05 +0000

How About...

'The Cold Nipple Enhancing Bra'

'Skids-No-More' teflon lined undies

'Sez It's Nine, Feels like Three' male enhancement pills

'Depths of Hell' bathroom air freshener

'Seared Flesh-o-Matic II" heating pads

'Shlong Scorcher' inflateable personal assistant

By: Ronica

Ronica — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 19:32:20 +0000

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OH MY GOD!! I can totally picture this, my dad has a little Maltise that loves to chase squirrels in the yard, she chased one into the house and it ran up my dads leg, perched on his head (scratching the shit out of his face) before jumping onto a wall and escaping out the back door.

By: AnnieB

AnnieB — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 10:18:55 +0000

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No, I’m wondering why you’re not a stand-up comic!

By: tinamarie

tinamarie — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 05:55:13 +0000

By the by, folks, the chipmunks and the homo-mole lived in our garden. After reading my comment, I realized that I had not made that clear--and I wanted to make sure you didn't think those were pets or anything. For pets, we had the leg humping dog, the shit-on-your-foot dog, and the pee-in-the-clothes-hamper cat.

And people wonder why I'm still in therapy...

By: tinamarie

tinamarie — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 05:53:30 +0000

Personally, I hid my stash and didn't get it out for several weeks after my Dad bought "The Weed Whacker."

Another product that makes me go WTF? is the Garden Weasel. We had chipmunks and a homosexual mole that ran up my dad's pant leg, did a few circles in the "croch area" of his pants and ran down the other leg, but no Weasels. After the homo-mole, my dad totally refused to buy the Garden Weasel. You can kind of see why..... :wtf:

By: Spud

Spud — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 04:47:26 +0000

Dave has unfortunately activated the Undead Man-Eating, Aztec Destroyer of Souls 6500 ZX ....Now with new improved emulsifier! BG101!! therefore all topics have been shredded.

:geek:

By: Supercharged_goddess

Supercharged_goddess — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 03:45:46 +0000

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AMEN! Can we get back to naked zilla girls now? Jeez, what is WRONG with you people?

By: patrick

patrick — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 03:09:37 +0000

Dave, I’ve got two words for you buddy, Pro Zac. Take a chill pill and relax dude.

By: Meagan

Meagan — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:50:06 +0000

The Cheese Whip – a tasty and kinky treat!

By: Jay Laverdure

Jay Laverdure — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:34:31 +0000

Tell me: Why do they need a three-year-old to give a "legitimate" response to the star War's Mythology?!

Then again: Why is "ANY"-one paying "ANY" attention to the Christian Far Right?

(1] This man(!) showed up, under some pretense that:

A Star Wars movie is, spiritually, so damaging to the average American psyche, that, out of each multi-plex theatre, very many will emerge, each show, so twisted that only a bi-polar/semi-psychotic/pseudo-Christian can steer them "right" again;

2] GOD speaks to this man so directly that, tonight, he will receive a personal/complete/in-depth critique of his performance, directly from GOD: So that, tomorrow, he will have no doubts and no hesitation about being a complete asshole!