Spank my monkey

Posted by Davezilla 27 February, 2008 Latest: Maven, TimM, Edward, Drusky, Dragonhose,

MrJohnson

Image via Mandy. No, that isn’t her. She plays with bigger monkeys (so I’m told).

32 comments:

  1. Supercharged_goddess, 27, February 2008, 20:06 |  

    Gee you’d think a monkey that big would be hung like King Kong- I’m semi disappointed. :sad: :wtf: I can’t seem to understand why she is smiling so big- he’s still :limp:

     
  2. Penguin Pete, 27, February 2008, 20:13 |  

    With a sock monkey that size, somebody must have one hell of a big foot!

     
  3. russ, 27, February 2008, 20:28 |  

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    She smiles because even though it’s not hung like King Kong it’s still as big as her arm. Bring on the fisting :wtf: :wang:

     
  4. Bjorn Freeh, 27, February 2008, 20:33 |  
    Bjorn Freeh

    Wool: The real source of feminine itch.

     
  5. hoatzin, 27, February 2008, 20:44 |  
    hoatzin

    I notice she didn’t waste any time knitting fingers or toes, yet other aspects are surprisingly detailed. :limp:

     
  6. The Manticore, 27, February 2008, 20:50 |  

    that is pretty huge for a monkey! Most monkies and other primates are rather um…poorly endowed. :limp: I mean, if humans were hung even like gorillas, proportionately they’d be about 2-3 inches on average! eep.
    thank god early female humans selected for size!! :wang:

     
  7. Bigwavdave, 27, February 2008, 21:07 |  

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    Well, obviously she hasn’t hit the “ON” switch yet! :wtf:

     
  8. Supercharged_goddess, 27, February 2008, 21:32 |  

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    Yeah, and you know what they say about guys with big feet, maybe he has another endowment i could suck on!
    :wang:

     
  9. Supercharged_goddess, 27, February 2008, 21:34 |  

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    And where have al your boyfriends been hiding if they are bigger than 2-3 “? Maybe I need to look for new meat, I mean, men… :grin:

     
  10. Trukindog, 27, February 2008, 22:13 |  
    Trukindog

    Nevermind the monkey blonde chicks with glasses are HOOOOOOOOTTTTT…..Mandy….Mandy….Beuler ?

     
  11. J, 27, February 2008, 22:24 |  

    Yea shes pretty hot she could pet my monkey

     
  12. The Manticore, 27, February 2008, 22:50 |  

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    my bf isn’t hung like a gorilla. lol. :wang: Hides him

     
  13. AnnieB, 27, February 2008, 23:15 |  
    AnnieB

    I think they make a lovely couple …

     
  14. janeeto, 27, February 2008, 23:17 |  

    You have the Sarah Silverman video, “I fucking Matt Damon”. Have you seen Jimmy Kimmel’s response, “I’m Fucking Ben Affleck”? Absolutely hilarious!

     
  15. Trukindog, 27, February 2008, 23:25 |  
    Trukindog

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    Almost as lovely as old people and squirrels :grin:

     
  16. Lung the Younger, 28, February 2008, 5:07 |  

    Well, well. Vin Diesel’s gone and got himself a new girlfriend.

     
  17. hoatzin, 28, February 2008, 5:13 |  
    hoatzin

    Their relationship had become strained some time ago.

    He had been very supportive when she lost her job at the TV station, and was actually flattered that she would murder her husband in order to spend more time with him.

    But she became more and more depressed, even crotchety.

    He half-expected her to say the words that all knitted monkeys dread hearing from their creator: “I think we should knit other animals.”

    He knew it was over the day he leaned over her her with visibly amorous intent, and she screamed, “Get off me, you damn dirty woolen ape!”

    After that, things unraveled pretty quickly.

     
  18. hoatzin, 28, February 2008, 5:54 |  
    hoatzin

    Jenny was Class Valedictorian, and voted Most Likely to Knit a Primate with One Hand.

     
  19. Spud, 28, February 2008, 6:57 |  

    Matty told Hatty, “that’s the thing to do…

    the wool with you.” Wooly Bully, wooly …

     
  20. AnnieB, 28, February 2008, 7:39 |  
    AnnieB

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    I didn’t catch this first time around. Good one!

    @ Spud LOL!!!!

     
  21. Bigwavdave, 28, February 2008, 8:17 |  

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    And I think your new Avatar is smokin’. :wang:

     
  22. Meagan, 28, February 2008, 8:44 |  
    Meagan

    You guys have it all wrong, it’s an ad for a safe sex campaign. “Sock your monkey before you start socking me.” :twisted:

     
  23. Jay Laverdure, 28, February 2008, 9:09 |  

    After the marathon fabrication of her spankable monkey, “Jenny”
    moved on to smaller, but still enjoyable projects: To wit,
    a crocheted tie for a rooster (so she could choke her chicken) &
    a plaited leather bullwhip (so she could beat her meat).

     
  24. junkman, 28, February 2008, 9:58 |  

    can you say this 3 times quickly?
    how many socks could a sock cutter cut if a sock cutter could cut socks?

    p.s. someone should knit this poor monkey some stitchy mcyarnpants

     
  25. Chris S., 28, February 2008, 10:59 |  
    Chris S.

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    You know, it actually does look like Vin Diesel. They should re-release his movies with this monkey superimposed over him. Maybe then “The Pacifier” would be a little more interesting… :wtf:

    Mandy… just what in the hell was that website were you browsing when you stumbled across this gem of a photo? On second thought, maybe I don’t want to know…

     
  26. Pablo, 28, February 2008, 13:27 |  
    Pablo

    Sock monkey extras for the seriously disturbed

    http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=11372420

    http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=12061767

    http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=29100709

    http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=25371830

     
  27. Maven, 29, February 2008, 17:00 |  
    Maven

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    Eek! Bring on the fisting?

    I don’t know about anyone else, but I can’t seem to stop doing my Kegels.

     
  28. TimM, 1, March 2008, 8:22 |  

    “No mom, I’m not looking at dirty pictures on the internet. I’m looking at craft projects.”

     
  29. Edward, 1, March 2008, 14:50 |  

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    Maybe he`s (the monkey) is in between sessions and making more as we speak, lmao!

     
  30. Drusky, 1, March 2008, 18:28 |  

    Wait until she knits a silk condom…

    No wonder that he’s so big but still so limp. ‘Tis the ‘Roids to blame… :limp:

     
  31. Dragonhose, 4, March 2008, 15:37 |  

    Everyones got something to hide cept for me and my monkey.

     
  32. Dragonhose, 4, March 2008, 15:40 |  

    overheard: Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz? No but I’ve been swung around by my tits.