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Sadly, Bobby “I’m NOT GAY” Elf had no idea that his cottage cheese thighs and buttocks were, in fact, like honey to all the other, really gay, ex-convict elfs skulking around behind the tents.
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“I just do this on my own time, in real life, I’m an analyst for Microsoft, and you know, it’s funny, I screw people here and there! It’s wonderful to be me!”
When we said ‘Lets go camping’, that’s not exactly what we meant.
Toto, I don’t think we’re in Zillaland anymore.
That thong is screamin “HELP ME!”
Billy Joe Jim Johnson Bob serves tea at the annual Sadie Hawkins Day Dance and Musical Review!
Ralph shows whay he is a candidate for Extreme Makover: Ass Dimple Edition.
dave!!! no more men in :thong:s plz! i will send you a pic of me in a
to post if it will stop you. these men are gross!!!! 
Does that banner say “Starbucks” in some weird, east-European language? Unfortunately, being of weird, west-European descent, I can’t read it.
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pix pls or gtfo!
Coffee, tea, or me?
Well, it’s obvious who wears the thong in that family.
Everybody thing! - Thong Thung Blueth
Does this thong make my ass look big?
A boy named Sue?
Whatever you do, don’t ask for a little cream in your coffee.
After failing to master the flaming torch sidewalk routine, Bob decided to take a safer carnival job.
Uncle Jemima?
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If Dave won’t post your pics, I will.
Dave … is there a problem with this site or just the internet? I’ve tried several times (and Kevin has also) and it keeps coming up Page Cannot Be Displayed. I finally got here through a link from Linkedin. I have no idea why that would have worked any differently, but it did. I did notice that it just had the http and not the www with it also. I have to plead ignorance on this subject. (but ONLY this one :lol:)
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That was my first thought, too. But being of some strange, apparently rapidly dwindling heterosexual descent, I can’t read it either.
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As much as I hate to say this (
), it looks like we’re gonna need some more of those men-in-thongs pix.
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No, no. We are done with them for a while.
So, Dave, back to the freaks at your Starbucks??? Detroit, right? How about the most overly layered customer-like it’s 10 below with a wind chill factor to 25 below? Hell, it might actually be that cold where you are. I’m a So Cal native!
Earth to Raul: your cellulite phone is ringing, and NOBODY want to pick up!
Sadly, Bruce Springsteen’s cosmetic surgery failed to propel him back into the spotlight.
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“Have some cheese, Gromit”
I think I just threw up a little.
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LOL!!!! Cellulite phone … cracked me up!
Here we see Dave’s regular Starbucks server at his company picnic. No wonder Dave keeps going back for more…
You will be completely amazed after I drink this Cellulite Reducer Serum
AYPWIP?
Well, I think so, but burlap chafes me so…
This is what I was missing? Damn, I shoulda stayed away.
If you’re gonna post a picture of a guy in a thong, at least make sure the guy is hot first!
Having his hands full, Henry found a novel way to carry the cottage cheese - IN HIS ASS!
Henry had absolutly no problem sharing his secret ingredient.
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After losing his “kiss the cook” apron and most of the rest of his clothes in a poker game, Frans was undaunted as he continues to hawk his pastries. “Get your cream puffs here, cheesey danish, So good it explodes in your mouth!”
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I sent the pic of this freak to my brother because I don’t like him, and I sent the pic of Mandy to my desktop because it makes me drool!!!
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LOL!!
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LOL!! You are killing!! LOL!!
What a sexy beast!! Just look at his ass!!
ahhh hell naw!!!! This is a clear violation of section 493.22 of the Oh Hell No Code. He knew damn well not to leave the house in that.
Is this a mash-up pic? I mean his arms aren’t at all gnarly–yet his ass is cottage-cheesey. Urp!