Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

40 comments:

1. donnhw, 16. February 2008, 10:30
   

   A “Balls of Fury” promo stunt takes an odd turn when one of the performers completely misunderstands the production memo.

    
2. StevieC, 16. February 2008, 10:51
   

   Bob and Phil weren’t just gay, they were flaming!

    
3. Drusky, 16. February 2008, 11:07
   

   Earl shows how to deal with crabs the old fashioned way. Shave half the pubic hair, set the other half on fire and beat them as they cross…

    
4. Penguin Pete, 16. February 2008, 11:26
   

   “Do I get bald by shaving? No, lady, I just use this!”

    
5. Mandy, 16. February 2008, 11:40
   

   the theme this week seems to be wedgies, thongs and cameltoe! :thong: :thong: :thong: :wtf:

    
6. Brad K., 16. February 2008, 11:41
   

   Look, Ma! I am carrying Two torches for Jim!

    
7. jack, 16. February 2008, 12:02
   

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   What could be better or more appropriate for a site such as this?

    
8. patrick, 16. February 2008, 12:31
   

   A scene from Reno 911- “No officer, we’re not gay. We dress this way to assure that we don’t catch our clothes on fire! Same reason we shave almost all our body hair. No, we don’t have a permit. We’re not performers, we’re fire safety public service providers. Whatta you mean we’re going to jail? We haven’t done our Great Balls o’ Fire finale yet.

    
9. Chris S., 16. February 2008, 12:46
   

   The Frying Walenda Brothers performing their new “Molotov Cock-tail” stunt in front of a not surprisingly fearsome audience. ……… “After pulling the flaming stick out from behind it then goes in the front here…”

    
10. janeeto, 16. February 2008, 13:21
    

    When they reach the proper temperature, the rivets leave quite an interesting mark! It takes performance art to the next level!

     
11. Pablo, 16. February 2008, 13:34
    

    Gary watched on as Bruce was about to do his “Grand Finale”. It would usually be just a little suprize when Bruce puts the burning torch into his overstuffed G-string to extinguish it. Little did he realize that Gary had drenched his stufff sock with lighter fluid.

    Gary’s thoughts, “There gonna be a hot time in the old town tonight” or maybe “I wish I had my camera because here is big time proof thay Gary is a flaming Queen” or “That’s what you get for telling me “Ben Gay” was a lubricant”.

     
12. AnnieB, 16. February 2008, 14:36
    

    Nutz, hot nutz anyone? Get your freshly roasted, hot nutz here! (What a fucktard!)

    Mmmm, Mandy’s back! Love the new avatar! :wang: :kiss:

     
13. AnnieB, 16. February 2008, 14:39
    

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    Everybody getting nekkid!

     
14. Nicolette, 16. February 2008, 15:21
    

    :wtf: Adolfo began his act for the crowd, meanwhile Rolff thought to himself in the background, “Get you hot weiner and a fresh roasted sack of nuts right here.” Rolff secretly hoped Adolfo would make a mistake so he would get to be head flamer.

     
15. Dragonhose, 16. February 2008, 15:45
    

    o.k. Brian, on a count of three, we both light them up…..Brian?

     
16. Meagan, 16. February 2008, 15:55
    

    1, 2, 3… FIRE!!! :wtf:

    Ouch.

     
17. Lake Effect, 16. February 2008, 16:37
    

    Dave, really, I’m begging you. For your own safety and sanity. You have got to stop hanging out at your Starbutts. You’re gonna get burned, dude! Can’t you just make your own frikkin’ coffee??

     
18. Lake Effect, 16. February 2008, 16:39
    

    “FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!”

     
19. Flash Gordon, 16. February 2008, 17:17
    

    The Grand Marshals practice for the up-coming Doo Dah Parade. :wtf:

     
20. jack, 16. February 2008, 17:39
    

    Mistress Darla, did 2 of your boytoys escape???

     
21. Pablo, 16. February 2008, 17:40
    

    It’s all fun and games until Gary remembers he ate chili last night.

     
22. Jay Laverdure, 16. February 2008, 17:53
    

    As a one-time fire-performer myself, I find the most impressive
    thing about this performance is that the flaming torch is coming
    OUT of the rivetted leather pouch..!

     
23. Spud, 16. February 2008, 18:21
    

    Dwayne and Wayne Cockburn of Lower Bottomswallop demonstrate their particular talents for another appreciative Saturday morning crowd.

     
24. Meagan, 16. February 2008, 20:01
    

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    Puh-leeze! Like I’d be caught with flamers like these.

     
25. Lake Effect, 16. February 2008, 20:13
    

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    I’ve never been a fire performer (if you don’t count the charcoal fluid/hot embers/shrubbery/vinyl siding incident) but I think that I would usually prefer flames coming OUT of just about any part of me as opposed to going IN.

    But maybe it’s just me….

     
26. Cobe, 16. February 2008, 20:22
    

    “Burn the snake, Burn the snake” the crowd chants wildly.

     
27. Night Queen, 16. February 2008, 22:13
    

    Come closer ladies as you are about to see me flash roast my Polish sausage. :wtf:

     
28. Robert Baker, 17. February 2008, 7:10
    

    Lady with child,”Your father and I used to do that, but privately.”

     
29. Trukindog/Driver, 17. February 2008, 8:53
    

    Circus Geeks Gone Wild :wtf:

     
30. Dragonhose, 17. February 2008, 10:03
    

    No pain, no gain, and maybe no wanker!

     
31. Elle, 17. February 2008, 10:44
    

    And now, a live demonstration of the latest pouch sprinkler technology…

    Too many hurricanes cause too much fun with fire on Mardi Gras, apparently.

     
32. Cynical Villain, 17. February 2008, 11:54
    

    man with torch: and now I’m going to this torch on my penis and it will not burn and I shall piss it out.

    man in back: oooh I hope not…I but if you do, I’ll blow it out. :puke:

     
33. AnnieB, 17. February 2008, 23:08
    

    Hey Driver … I thought that was you over at Avi’s! Funny stuff man! :kiss:

     
34. AnnieB, 17. February 2008, 23:18
    

    Oh, and just for you folks thinking “No shit Sherlock” * … that’s the first time I’ve seen him with both names together. At Avi’s I only saw him as Trukindog.

    • My apologies to Dr. Watson.

     
35. Penguin Pete, 18. February 2008, 3:13
    

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    Coffee?? Oh, so THAT’S what Starbucks sells!

     
36. Bigwavdave, 18. February 2008, 8:43
    

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    I though it was a Kenny G outlet store…

     
37. Dragonhose, 18. February 2008, 16:26
    

    Nobody move or the white boy gets it!

     
38. Steve W, 19. February 2008, 23:10
    

    I guess he lost his razor. Damn pubes!

     
39. Meshie, 24. February 2008, 21:35
    

    Roasted Weenies anyone….. anyone.

     
40. Maven, 29. February 2008, 17:06
    

    Hey, don’t dismiss the flames! No wonder these guys are hairless…. fire makes a great depillatory.