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Looks like Brad finally got that threesome he’s always wanted.
Lookie thar! It’s Brittany Spear’s kinfolk back yonder! Auntie Vonda Sue manages to get the trademark crotchshot even while heaving. That’s dedication!
Oh, look, performance art.
Armand models the latest in MapQuest discowear, making women everywhere swoon.
Armondo learns how to party old school.
Nigel thought that he looked especially cool in his new outfit. His date obviously disagreed.
Vonda and Wanda contemplate the merits of that fifth of bourbon they had before having their way with Mr Fantastic.
Algernon’s definition of partying prior to getting his dark masculine mane coifed at City Barbers.
Vonda had no idea 2girls1cup was not a popular drinking game …
Grandma just found out Bobby Joe got a butt plug for his birthday
Somewhere in the back hills of North Dakota, there lies a100-foot
long, one-story house composed of cinder-blocks and a roof.
The paint inside is a faded nausea-green, the furniture appropriate to the 1930’s Norwegian-bachelor-farmer style.
Secluded from the nearest neighbors by 2 miles of bad road,
it could be a scene from a slasher film waiting to happen.
I should know: I’ve been there.
And these guys were inside…
Thats just sick
Myrtle’s nephew Clifford shows his disgust as the annual Zillaland VFW kegger once again spins out of control.
Gary notices the mixed reaction after explaining ass to mouth. 1 for, 1 against.
Damnit this is the last time I use Myspace to find 2 ladies looking for a good time!
Rico Suave’ is gonna ride the tricycle tonight baby!!!!!
:boobs: :boobs: 
Gramma?? Mom?? Dad?? It wasn’t a dream. It was a place, and you and you and you were there. But you couldn’t have been, could you? This is a real, truly live place. And I remember that some of it wasn’t very nice. But most of it was beautiful. But just the same, all I kept saying to everybody was, ‘I want to go home.’ And they sent me home. Doesn’t anybody believe me? Oh, but anyway, Doodoo, we’re home! Home! And this is my room - and you’re all here, and Gramma’s vomitting! And I’m not gonna leave here ever, ever again, (even though wtf is that sticky spot on the rug over there?) because I love you all! - Oh! There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home!
A snapshot from the last party AnnieB threw. Cousin Wormy was aghast at his
two aunts’ lack of control; especially when Aunt Myrtle hawked up a loogie and
missed the spittoon.
Granny has hurled
because she saw her grandsons shirt.
Justin, the lead singer for Assinface, suddenly realized that granny panties and a room key to a place called ‘Happy Memories Arms’ just didn’t fit his image of groupies…
or
That very night, Flash made a silent vow to uptick his game and stop picking up babes at the local retirement home. It didn’t help that Annie had ‘Triple Dog Dared’ him to go for two…
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If he’s lucky, they may spit out their false teeth and give him a ‘gummer’…
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Well, I thought he might as well make good use of that Cialis he took since he said it lasts all weekend.
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Unfortunately for Flash, all three were picked up and returned to the Tennessee Home
:wang: 
for the Terminally Silly before he could have his way with the two old biddies.
When is your next party, AnnieB?
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And teeth would be better? Ouch.
The infamous disco kidnapper has been caught at his game. After an anonymous call from the Clinton Aire senior home, detectives following the case remembered back to a clue that helped them here. Upon rushing the door of the Hotel room he held his victims captive, Skinny screamed with beer in hand, “Save me from these sexually crazy old ladies. Please!”.
This time his routine kidnapping turned on him. When we told him we would not save him until he confessed to additional cases and who his suspects were who delivered the kidnapping, he turned to the women, vomitted and spilled his guts. Unfortunatly the women were trying to attack one of our officers in appreciatin so we had to taze them for the ride back to the senior home.
The infamous disco kidnapper has been caught at his game. After an anonymous call from the Clinton Aire senior home, detectives following the case remembered back to a clue that helped them here. Upon rushing the door of the Hotel room he held his victims captive, Skinny screamed with beer in hand, “Save me from these sexually crazy old ladies. Please!”.
This time his routine kidnapping turned on him. When we told him we would not save him until he confessed to additional cases and who his suspects were who delivered the kidnapping, he turned to the women, vomitted and spilled his guts. Unfortunatly, the women were trying to attack one of our officers in appreciatin so we had to taze them for the ride back to the senior home.
Mom and Grandma react after Brucie tells them what and he and Steve did at the gay retreat last weekend.
“Me & my babes here are feelin’ ill cause we really miss the Davezilla Poll.”
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To gum or not to gum. That is the $50 question…
I wonder if the biddy in the yellow pantsuit spits or swallows; it’s obvious what her friend does.
Hey Jethro, it’s me Billy Bob. This heres a picture of a couple of them wicked city girls Uncle Jed warned us about. Whee doggies, did we have us a good time! We was up past 10:00! Check out them fancy stockings! I think if’n I plays my cards right I could get lucky!
No dinner for me!