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30 January, 2008 Latest: Astryd, Drusky, Davezilla, TimM, Elle,

Audio is NSFW. Fuh-reeeeak! Link via Jason Macemore

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  • Link of the Day: USB Pole Dancer, link via Jim S.
  • Today is: my birthday, bitches!

41 comments:

  1. Howard, 30, January 2008, 11:45 |  

    The steroids have given him a nice bass quality to his voice. That’s nice.

     
  2. Ronica, 30, January 2008, 12:53 |  
    Ronica

    Let me b the first to wish you a very ZILLA :boobs: :boobs: birthday!!!

    :wtf:Don’t he know that the juice will shrink the jewels??? :limp:

     
  3. Nicolette, 30, January 2008, 13:08 |  
    Nicolette

    I bet that guy has no sex cause his junk is shriveled! :limp:

    Does he get off giving himself nipple twisters?? Yeck! :puke:

     
  4. Driver, 30, January 2008, 13:09 |  

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE May the Zillagirls grant your every naughty wish-with Natalie’s permission of course .

    RE: video I think this guy really misses his boyfriend .

     
  5. jack, 30, January 2008, 13:27 |  

    I think this guy is his own boyfriend. Happy Birthday, Dave

     
  6. Flash Gordon, 30, January 2008, 14:22 |  
    Flash Gordon

    Happy Birthday, Dave. May you have 70 more.

    I hope that muscle-bound gorilla isn’t another of AnnieB’s in-bred cousins. :kiss: :razz: :wtf:

     
  7. Ty, 30, January 2008, 14:32 |  

    Wow! Happy B-Day Dave.

     
  8. Pablo, 30, January 2008, 14:47 |  
    Pablo

    Where is the televised Zilladay parade? May we all celebrate the birth of the great Zillaleader with a mass mooning focused in the general direction of Detroit. Ladies first. (that was your present from me, turn away now)

     
  9. Meagan, 30, January 2008, 14:49 |  
    Meagan

    May I be the first to give you birthday spankings, Dave? :twisted:

     
  10. Chris S., 30, January 2008, 14:53 |  
    Chris S.

    :wtf: As if my mind wasn’t foggy enough battling a cold and new training courses. What a freakshow. He should just poke a hole in the mirror and screw himself to pieces already.

    ZOMG

     
  11. Chris S., 30, January 2008, 14:55 |  
    Chris S.

    Aw Hamburgers. I forgot to wish you a happy birthday Dave. So ehm…. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Don’t get too :puke: from celebrating tonight.

     
  12. StevieC, 30, January 2008, 15:24 |  
    StevieC

    His favourite song is by the MePlastics - “When I Think About Me, I Touch Myself”

    HFB Dave! May the next Sixbucks freak you meet be a cute, horny female who is a :boobs: :boobs: flasher.

     
  13. AnnieB, 30, January 2008, 15:44 |  
    AnnieB

    On January 30, 2008, Flash Gordon furiously scribbled:

    Happy Birthday, Dave. May you have 70 more.

    I hope that muscle-bound gorilla isn’t another of AnnieB’s in-bred cousins. :kiss: :razz: :wtf:

    Jeez Flash. Who do you think I am … Marie Osmond? Only she could have THAT many relatives. :razz:

    @ Pablo - Good idea, I’m in!

    Happy Birthday Dave! There’s a moon out tonight. :razz: I could also show you a little bit of heaven if you think you could handle it … :kiss:

     
  14. Infernos, 30, January 2008, 16:03 |  

    :wtf:

    YUCK - I’m gay and even I find that to be NASTY.

    He should roll over and date himself.

    Happy Happy Dave !

     
  15. Pablo, 30, January 2008, 16:45 |  
    Pablo

    I have 3 guesses about the Steroid Ranger

    1. That his nipples are bigger than his dick.
    2. That if you listen to the background you will hear a gerbil death wail.
    3. Favorite exercise at the gym, squat - thrusts.
     
  16. Nicolette, 30, January 2008, 17:27 |  
    Nicolette

    Man, I must have spaced……. :grin:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE!

    May your kitten bring you a good gift!

     
  17. AnnieB, 30, January 2008, 17:59 |  
    AnnieB

    On January 30, 2008, Nicolette furiously scribbled:

    Man, I must have spaced……. :grin:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE!

    May your kitten bring you a good gift!

    Yeah … like the Reds???? Did ya, did ya get them????

    @ Pablo - did you take a funny pill today? :lol:

     
  18. J, 30, January 2008, 18:07 |  

    All I can say is whoa!?

     
  19. Lake Effect, 30, January 2008, 18:13 |  
    Lake Effect

    I was going to join in the Big Birthday MoonFest toward Detroit, but, due to the 9 degree temp and 65 mph wind, I just scraped the frost off of a northwest-facing window and kind of farted thru my longjohns, and then went back to twisting my nipples.

    Happy ZillaDay. Remember, you’re only young once, but you can be immature forever.

    And the first 20 years are the toughest half of your life.

     
  20. Drusky, 30, January 2008, 20:28 |  
    Drusky

    Damn, Pablo, you almost made me spew soda at “gerbil death wail” :grin: Problem is, with all the hgh he’s taken, his package is probably so small that even the girbil would be saying “Is it in, yet?” :twisted: Dave, happy b-day to you. Hope Nat can take Meagan spanking you while Annie shows you heaven. Lucky Dog! You’ll need the kitten to fetch your socks for you after all the Zilla Girls knock them off you… :undies:

     
  21. Drusky, 30, January 2008, 20:36 |  
    Drusky

    On January 30, 2008, AnnieB furiously scribbled:

    Jeez Flash. Who do you think I am … Marie Osmond? Only she could have THAT many relatives. :razz:

    @ Pablo - Good idea, I’m in!

    Happy Birthday Dave! There’s a moon out tonight. :razz: I could also show you a little bit of heaven if you think you could handle it … :kiss:

    I think if Marie Osmond tried to be you, she’d just self-ignite and explode… but that’s just one of the things we love about you… :lol:

    Speaking of self-ignition, is Flash getting brave in his posts to you or has he just been taking his funny pills? :lol: :grin: :lol:

     
  22. Jay Laverdure, 30, January 2008, 20:44 |  
    Jay Laverdure

    Dave: Even if it IS your birthday, do you really think it’s appropriate to post a video of yourself at the top of Davezilla?

    (Snort, guffaw, chortle…)

    Happy birthday, you creative bastard! (You know I mean that in the best possible way!)

     
  23. Flash Gordon, 30, January 2008, 20:55 |  
    Flash Gordon

    Drusky—Flash has been taking lessons from the Sultan of Cleveland, Benny Lava. :roll: :razz: :wtf: :grin:

    AnnieB—Goodness no, I don’t think of you as Marie O., I think of you as more like the chick in the Resident Evil movies, Mila Jovovitch. (Boing! :wang: :wang:)

     
  24. janeeto, 30, January 2008, 21:02 |  

    Happy Birthday, Dave! Starbucks gift card in the mail! I like my men in shape, but when they have larger erect nipples than I, well, that’s where I draw the line! :boobs: Do they have a USB toy for us women that would make us cool and hip, too? Should I take time to peruse their ‘catalog’?

     
  25. rapidspoonmovement, 30, January 2008, 22:55 |  
    rapidspoonmovement

    Ew. He just punched himself. Multiple times. And he liked it. BTW- Did anybody notice the “classic” Kid picture behind him (dude- your dad is on youtube touching himself- ). :wtf:

     
  26. Spud, 31, January 2008, 0:13 |  
    Spud

    Happee Birthday Dave! :lol: :geek: :java: :twisted:

    The video is very disturbing on quite few levels. 1. I watched it. 2. This gut believed what he said. 3. He has relatives.

    :oops:

     
  27. julesOdeNile, 31, January 2008, 1:52 |  
    julesOdeNile

    Happy Birthday Dave! here’swishing you lots of :undies: :thong: :undies: :thong: :boobs: :boobs: and plenty of :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang:to rise up to the occasion

     
  28. julesOdeNile, 31, January 2008, 2:01 |  
    julesOdeNile

    on a not so happy note, i live in Kenya and my country is right now going through a tough time. so my funny bone is kind of not working right now. Zillagirls…any ideas? could use a little more than thumbnail action here, whaddyasay? Peace to all in Zillaland

     
  29. Lung the Younger, 31, January 2008, 4:31 |  

    A very happy birthday to you and Prince Felipe of Spain - in that order.

     
  30. Bigwavdave, 31, January 2008, 8:42 |  
    Bigwavdave

    Dave, have a Belated Birthday Blast

     
  31. Davezilla, 31, January 2008, 9:18 |  
    Davezilla

    Thank you all for the wishes, spanks, naughty email pictures. I had a great birthday. :twisted:

     
  32. Astryd, 31, January 2008, 11:10 |  
    Astryd

    Happy birthday Dave! I also celebrated my godsons birthday yesterday. Here is a present for you! :razz:

     
  33. junkman, 31, January 2008, 11:16 |  
    junkman

    HAPPY FELATED BIDET!

    ps. that guy is so sexy he deserves to be licked all over his body……with the tongue of my doc martins.

     
  34. Driver, 31, January 2008, 12:06 |  

    Dave NAUGHTY EMAIL PICTURES I believe it’s customary to show your gifts to everyone at the party . :razz:

     
  35. Astryd, 31, January 2008, 15:23 |  
    Astryd

    Que se lo ponga! Que se lo ponga!

    I’ve got a special gift you can unwrap! :twisted:

     
  36. Flash Gordon, 31, January 2008, 17:25 |  
    Flash Gordon

    On January 31, 2008, Astryd furiously scribbled:

    Que se lo ponga! Que se lo ponga!

    I’ve got a special gift you can unwrap! :twisted:

    If he doesn’t, I will! No hablo espanol. :sad: :roll: :boobs: :wang:

     
  37. AnnieB, 31, January 2008, 17:53 |  
    AnnieB

    Today is a very special day. Our own Master of Droll Humor is celebrating HIS birthday!

    Drum roll … HAPPY BIRTHDAY BJORN !!! :kiss: :lol: :razz:

     
  38. Drusky, 31, January 2008, 20:44 |  
    Drusky

    On January 31, 2008, Driver furiously scribbled:

    Dave NAUGHTY EMAIL PICTURES I believe it’s customary to show your gifts to everyone at the party . :razz:

    Hear, Hear! You open them and then pass them around. Whatcha going to put in the hand out bags for your guests?

     
  39. Davezilla, 31, January 2008, 23:49 |  
    Davezilla

    On January 31, 2008, Drusky furiously scribbled:

    Hear, Hear! You open them and then pass them around. Whatcha going to put in the hand out bags for your guests?

    Mandy is preparing an entire set for us. :grin:

     
  40. TimM, 1, February 2008, 8:45 |  

    Wow, It’s so nasty and NSFW that my computer hook up is protecting me from its evilness. I just have a gray box. Apparently it’s a singing bodybuilder.

    Happy Birthday, Dave!

     
  41. Elle, 2, February 2008, 6:26 |  

    Happy Belated, Dave! Mine was the 31st! Almost twins?! :grin: Okay, maybe not.