Movie Reviews in Haiku
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Best. Movie. Evar.
Goddamned kids keep yelling out,
“Dude! This… is… SPARTAAAAAA!”
Beowulf
Did they really have
Hot chicks like Angelina
In ancient Denmark?
Spiderman 3
Wow, three criminals
That’s three times the excitement
And one third the plot.
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
Captain Jack is gone
Thankfully Keira has not
Gotten breast implants.
Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
Jack and Kyle rock out
But Ben Stiller’s cameo
Just sucks donkey balls.
The Towering Inferno Tall building burning bright in the night People falling and hitting rock bottom But not as badly as cast’s careers
Rambo Angry older man comes to shoot and kill Several doubles needed to help the illusion and special graphics computers will hide the walker
ZillaGirls: The Movie Mounds of fun flesh quiver in the light Given four
’s for trampoline action
Hope it goes straight to Blueray
The Towering Inferno
Tall building burning bright in the night/ People falling and hitting rock bottom/ But not as badly as cast’s careers.
Rambo
Angry older man comes to shoot and kill/ Several doubles needed to help the illusion/ and special graphics computers will hide the walker.
ZillaGirls: The Movie
Mounds of fun flesh quiver in the light/ Given four
’s for trampoline action/
Hope it goes straight to Blueray!
Don’t know why the previous post was all bunched together. Sorry.
No Country for Old Men
Coen Brothers’ nod
Bloody, gut-wrenching mayhem
Call fateful coin toss.
Brokeback Mountain See men ride See grown men blush Women go hide
hmmmmmm methinks some code is missing for either word wrap or < br >
my reviews vanished spud thinks code might be missing a conspiracy?
Transformers: Robots come from space turning into cars and trucks. How cool is that man?
Hulk: Hulk big green and hype. Hulk smash everything in sight and movie’s success.
Gone With The Wind—War Rages, Atlanta Burns, but tomorrow is another day. I don’t give a damn.
As far as I can tell, these reviews are in English…
Juno:
Easy chair followon Yuppie couple uncouples Okay anyway
2001 A Space Odyssy:
Big thing in jungle/moon
Where’d it come from? Let’s find out!
“Open the pod bay doors, Biatch!!
Whoa…Big fetus up there!!!
Brokeback Mountain
Grown men snuggle with no women allowed/ If it floats your boat, well ok then/ If it beats helping sheep over fences
Dave’s Fetching Kitty Video
Soft little kitty chases and brings things/ Kitty chasing things brings smiles/ As long as it doesn’t involve open window
Titanic—
Big maiden boat voyage Dippy lovers fornicate to Canadian songbird’s plaintive wails Iceberg puts end to endless movie.
Ben stiller Is hilarious you also think he is quite funny
Comedy
Laugh
FUN
Blade Runner, The Matrix(1), Return of The Dragon, Singing In The Rain…
“What?… There is, too, a theme…”
(Hint: They all have water-&-carbon based life forms AND paradigm-busting…)
Did anyone see “How Green Was My Valley”, a masterpiece of cinematic creativity. Did it star Vera Hruba Ralston, Howard Hughes’ squeeze ?
No, but I saw The Green Mile. Does that count?
Shouldn’t you be taking a nap?
Me neither, but I saw “The Green Berets”.
I s’pose that don’t count either.
And that Marine officer wasn’t Vera Hruba Ralston, it was John Wayne.
Boy are you confused.
It’s close, but not the same. I’m napped out. Have been to a Hillary rally and gotten charged up.
No, Lake, that doesn’t count. I think it would be pretty hard to confuse John Wayne and Vera Hruba Ralston!
:-? 
Are you being facetious? (about Hillary)