Caption Time #218

Posted by Davezilla 24 January, 2008 Latest: Lake Effect, Drusky, StevieC, Memphisbandman, Steve W,

Caption Time #218

41 comments:

  1. Drusky, 24, January 2008, 20:14 |  

    Without a third brake light, there’s a chance of being rear-ended…

     
  2. patrick, 24, January 2008, 20:38 |  

    I’ve seen asses so big I thought they needed back up lights and warning signals. You know, the kind where when you say “Haul Ass!” it takes three trips! But this is just weird, especially if they light up.

     
  3. StevieC, 24, January 2008, 20:41 |  
    StevieC

    Whatever you do, don’t ask to see the four-way flashers.

    Re: Link of the day - Dogzilla!!

     
  4. Lake Effect, 24, January 2008, 21:12 |  
    Lake Effect

    I don’t even want to think about where the license tag is… :wtf:

     
  5. Anton, 24, January 2008, 21:30 |  

    Driving a Peugeot is like driving an ass.

     
  6. Flash Gordon, 24, January 2008, 22:21 |  
    Flash Gordon

    If I can find a pair with a Studebaker logo, I will send you a pair, AnnieB. Should
    bring back fond memories, Babe. :cool: :kiss: :undies: :java:

     
  7. Nicolette, 24, January 2008, 22:54 |  
    Nicolette

    :twisted: What do the headlights look like??? :boobs: :boobs: :twisted:

     
  8. AnnieB, 24, January 2008, 23:12 |  
    AnnieB

    For sure. Thanks Flash, you’re the best! :grin:

    You know if you stand back about 4 feet and imagine his whole body, his butt’s really not that big. They don’t look like they would be very comfortable (sitting) but I guess they would be attention-getting. Other than public ridicule or what Drusky said, I’m not quite sure what kind of attention that might be or why you’d want it. Maybe it’s some sort of wacky Peugeot club thing. :???:

     
  9. Driver, 24, January 2008, 23:17 |  
    Driver

    I wonder how many times she’s been asked - - can I drive you home or how about a test drive or is there parking in the rear or can I check under your hood-[bonnet] or can I check your oil with my dipstick or [and this is a bad one] have you had your emissions checked :razz:

     
  10. jack, 25, January 2008, 0:05 |  

    Sorry nAnnie that Ferrari is a definite female.

     
  11. Spud, 25, January 2008, 0:12 |  

    or ‘you got junk in the trunk lady’… :roll:

     
  12. DaPopster, 25, January 2008, 1:17 |  

    Wonder what the headlights look like? High / low beam? :wtf:

     
  13. Chris S, 25, January 2008, 1:22 |  

    Here we see a rear view photo of Sharon Peters, the first woman to put over 400,000 miles on a Peugeot 206 Assmaster. When asked to comment on this grueling achievment she simply replied “The engine sure has taken a beating but it still runs great! Would you happen to have an icepack handy?”

     
  14. chainstay, 25, January 2008, 2:20 |  

    maybe they are afraid of being rear-ended.
    Is it a stick or automatic?

     
  15. julesOdeNile, 25, January 2008, 5:23 |  

    about tail gating…. what’s the safe approach distance?

    what comes after the eventuality of rear-ending?

    can i place my wood in her trunk?

    please do not honk (toot) if you’re in love!!!

    about skidding (and skid marks)… is that burning rubber???

     
  16. Lung the Younger, 25, January 2008, 7:47 |  

    Ah the french lasses are used to having a baguette in their trunk.

     
  17. AnnieB, 25, January 2008, 8:36 |  
    AnnieB

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    Egads, you’re right. :oops:

    I was looking at the arms, hands and that looked like men’s jewelry …

    Well, she is fully loaded. :razz:

     
  18. TimM, 25, January 2008, 8:42 |  

    If an old woman wore those she would probably be walking around with her left butt-cheek signal blinking.

     
  19. TimM, 25, January 2008, 8:52 |  

    Is she a convertible, and does the top come off?

     
  20. Cobe, 25, January 2008, 8:58 |  

    Hey! Don’t stick that bananna in my tail pipe.

     
  21. Zilla the Younger, 25, January 2008, 8:59 |  

    Unfortunatley, this model gets bad gas mileage…I think she needs her oil changed.
    :wtf:

     
  22. Meagan, 25, January 2008, 9:18 |  
    Meagan

    Excuse me while I back up into my parking space. :twisted:

     
  23. Sun, 25, January 2008, 10:25 |  

    ummm, that’s a he?

     
  24. MRDOUG, 25, January 2008, 11:18 |  
    MRDOUG

    Introducing the 2007 Peugeot 206 HDI, that is correct HDI better know as:
    Hard :wang: Injection

    You should see the shift lever on this one… :puke:

     
  25. Drusky, 25, January 2008, 12:09 |  

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    :lol: :grin: :lol: :grin: Give that man a ceegarr!!

     
  26. Astryd, 25, January 2008, 12:14 |  
    Astryd

    That bracelet is too dainty. Hips… curves… that’s a girl. Or a very pretty guy.

    Is this SteveC’s girl? :kiss:

     
  27. StevieC, 25, January 2008, 12:40 |  
    StevieC

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    Ummmmm, no. My girl has much better taste than to wear Poo-go pants.

    And for the insinuation, give me 20.

     
  28. Nicolette, 25, January 2008, 12:56 |  

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    Get another line. I beat ya to that one! :evil:

     
  29. Jay Laverdure, 25, January 2008, 12:57 |  

    Tail lights? Caution, caution!

     
  30. Astryd, 25, January 2008, 13:48 |  
    Astryd

    I was saddened for a moment by the thought that you may have strayed…
    20?! :wtf: I’ll try…

    I think in something similar I wouldn’t mind being rear ended…

     
  31. Ronica, 25, January 2008, 14:05 |  

    Her trunk sure is purdy, hope there’s room for all her man’s :wang: junk

     
  32. StevieC, 25, January 2008, 14:16 |  
    StevieC

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    You should be able to give me 20 with one hand tied behind my back. :twisted: :wang:

     
  33. scamper95, 25, January 2008, 15:05 |  

    Britney before court

     
  34. Elle, 25, January 2008, 17:53 |  

    What gets me is that she actually found these, said, yes, I think I’ll put these on my ass and paid cash american or green stamps or whatever for them. Or maybe she is a victim of the latest metro trend — ass graffiti.

     
  35. diesel, 25, January 2008, 18:34 |  

    “If you smelled that, you’re too close.”

     
  36. ZenReaper, 25, January 2008, 18:59 |  

    Here’s hoping she doesn’t backfire.

     
  37. Lake Effect, 25, January 2008, 20:19 |  

    Dad?

     
  38. Drusky, 25, January 2008, 22:00 |  

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    Can’t be. Stevie’s girl would have ‘57 Caddie tail fins and chrome exhaust tips stuck to her ass… :razz:

     
  39. StevieC, 26, January 2008, 8:15 |  
    StevieC

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    Actually, they would be ‘59 Caddy fins, but you’re good! :lol:

     
  40. Memphisbandman, 27, January 2008, 23:43 |  

    re: cat lady video…

    Isn’t she the woman who played the witch in the Bugs Bunny cartoon?

     
  41. Steve W, 6, February 2008, 20:44 |  
    Steve W

    This isnt where I parked my car….