Never get a tat from a four year-old

23 January, 2008 Latest: AnnieB, Flash Gordon, Drusky, Politically Blonde, Maven,

Never get a tat from a four year-old

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32 comments:

  1. Bigwavdave, 23, January 2008, 7:50 |  
    Bigwavdave

    Waiting in line at Starbucks again?

     
  2. AnnieB, 23, January 2008, 8:18 |  
    AnnieB

    Clearly on the Highway to Hell …

     
  3. Meagan, 23, January 2008, 9:34 |  
    Meagan

    And don’t let your uncle with Parkinsons do the laser removal. :wtf:

     
  4. patrick, 23, January 2008, 9:35 |  

    Somebody get that guy some Acne Statin stat! And oh yeah, a brain!

     
  5. junkman, 23, January 2008, 9:50 |  
    junkman

    is this the broad that has been eluding you? the quality of the tat is indirectly proportional to the quality of the skin? what is that anyway?….a branded slab of jaundiced narwhal carcass? r.i.p. ac/dc long live the new zombie flesh of thy flesh? ripe robber crab fistula aside, puss pallor green rocks this year as the new max factor mellanoma skin tone? can we get harvey keitel to clean this please? :sad: :sad: :sad: :puke:

     
  6. Marcus, 23, January 2008, 10:12 |  
    Marcus

    It must have been given to him when he and the artist were drunk or the artist had dow syndrome. the tobstone doesn’t even have a 3-D quality to it. This is just SAD :sad: :sad: :sad:

     
  7. Marcus, 23, January 2008, 10:13 |  
    Marcus

    tobstone = tombstone :wtf:

     
  8. junkman, 23, January 2008, 10:27 |  
    junkman

    On January 23, 2008, Marcus furiously scribbled:

    tobstone = tombstone :wtf:

    yes and dow=down (which works also now in these economically challenging times)

     
  9. pablo, 23, January 2008, 11:18 |  
    pablo

    1970’s tramp stamp

    Did you ask to see the Slayer tat on his pecker?

     
  10. StevieC, 23, January 2008, 11:58 |  
    StevieC

    Apparently Walmart is now doing tats.

    Billy Bob: What? You paid $75 for your AC/DC tattoo?!?! I got mine for $4.97 at Walmart! Ya wanna see my General Lee tat? I can even make it jump the ravine.

     
  11. Davezilla, 23, January 2008, 15:55 |  
    Davezilla

    On January 23, 2008, pablo furiously scribbled:

    1970’s tramp stamp

    Did you ask to see the Slayer tat on his pecker?

    No, just the Tasmanian Devil holding the Bud can on his ass cheeks.

     
  12. Spud, 23, January 2008, 16:29 |  
    Spud

    All I see is pimple, big pimple, lotsa pimple, gotta squeeze pimple… :puke: :roll: :geek:

     
  13. Flash Gordon, 23, January 2008, 18:15 |  
    Flash Gordon

    Is this his shoulder or his ass? Or some other repulsive part of his anatomy? :wtf: :???:

     
  14. tian, 23, January 2008, 18:16 |  

    http://www.hanzismatter.com/

     
  15. Lake Effect, 23, January 2008, 19:26 |  
    Lake Effect

    Dave…You gotta get yourself a coffeemaker for home, dude. That Scarbucks is lookin’ more & more dangerous with every post.

     
  16. Nicolette, 23, January 2008, 20:09 |  
    Nicolette
    1. Looks like quality prison tattoo work.

    2.Just to revisit an old favorite… ” If you’re making payments on a tattoo… you might be a redneck!”

     
  17. janeeto, 23, January 2008, 22:11 |  

    We need to save Dave from his Starbuck’s habit. I’ll kick in the $15.00 in Starbuck’s gift cards I got for Christmas to buy him his own brew station. SAVE YOURSELF, DAVE!!!

     
  18. Davezilla, 23, January 2008, 23:30 |  
    Davezilla

    On January 23, 2008, janeeto furiously scribbled:

    We need to save Dave from his Starbuck’s habit. I’ll kick in the $15.00 in Starbuck’s gift cards I got for Christmas to buy him his own brew station. SAVE YOURSELF, DAVE!!!

    I have my own brew stations at home and in my office as well. But the people/freak watching in my house is not so satisfying.

     
  19. janeeto, 24, January 2008, 0:04 |  

    On January 23, 2008, Davezilla furiously scribbled:

    I have my own brew stations at home and in my office as well. But the people/freak watching in my house is not so satisfying.

    Then, there is no saving you, Dave. Either very brave, or very…. Yeah, I guess caffeine does grow hair on your chest (and/or lower extremities)! Something satisfying about freak watching. And with the advent of camera phones, there is just sooo much to share!

     
  20. Tammy, 24, January 2008, 3:45 |  
    Tammy

    Maybe I can get something like that on my other shoulder…

     
  21. Astryd, 24, January 2008, 10:37 |  
    Astryd

    :puke:

     
  22. junkman, 24, January 2008, 11:45 |  
    junkman

    On January 24, 2008, Astryd furiously scribbled:

    :puke:

    i’ll see your :puke: and raise you :puke: :puke:. i can’t wash this out of my eyes or brain….argghhh…. :puke: :puke: :puke:

     
  23. AnnieB, 24, January 2008, 12:07 |  
    AnnieB

    On January 23, 2008, Flash Gordon furiously scribbled:

    Is this his shoulder or his ass? Or some other repulsive part of his anatomy? :wtf: :???:

    I must say I’m impressed with your knowledge of anatomy. :razz:

    Astryd and junkman … I’m with you. :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

     
  24. Flash Gordon, 24, January 2008, 16:44 |  
    Flash Gordon

    On January 24, 2008, AnnieB furiously scribbled:

    I must say I’m impressed with your knowledge of anatomy. :razz:

    Astryd and junkman … I’m with you. :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

    I’m with all three of you— :puke: :puke: :puke: I knew that high-school biology class would be useful some day. :kiss:

     
  25. Pablo, 24, January 2008, 17:24 |  
    Pablo

    What is with all of the funny money today. How come “oh my god” sounds so much like Origami?

    Also I’ll bet you couldn’t buy dick with a Chaney coin, but an economy based on bush sounds pretty interresting.

     
  26. Drusky, 24, January 2008, 17:28 |  
    Drusky

    On January 24, 2008, AnnieB furiously scribbled:

    I must say I’m impressed with your knowledge of anatomy. :razz:

    Astryd and junkman … I’m with you. :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

    Thank goodness, that tatoo gun didn’t hit that huge zit. The resulting explosion would have looked kinda like that scene from Animal House in the cafeteria. “SPLAT! I’m a zit! Get it?”

    :puke: :dead:

     
  27. Drusky, 24, January 2008, 17:30 |  
    Drusky

    On January 23, 2008, Davezilla furiously scribbled:

    I have my own brew stations at home and in my office as well. But the people/freak watching in my house is not so satisfying.

    I hear that Starbucks is testing $1 coffee and free refills at some of it’s stores in Portland. Just think of all the freaks that will come in from the wild and be seen… Or is that idea kinda like “Well, there goes the neighborhood?”

     
  28. Politically Blonde, 24, January 2008, 22:16 |  

    Jesus H, you could play connect the dots on that back.

     
  29. Astryd, 25, January 2008, 12:05 |  
    Astryd

    On January 24, 2008, junkman furiously scribbled:

    i’ll see your :puke: and raise you :puke: :puke:. i can’t wash this out of my eyes or brain….argghhh…. :puke: :puke: :puke:

    A picture is worth 1000 words… :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

     
  30. Astryd, 25, January 2008, 12:06 |  
    Astryd

    ??? :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :undies: :oops:

     
  31. Astryd, 25, January 2008, 12:07 |  
    Astryd

    There we go!! Double space between your icons.

     
  32. Maven, 26, January 2008, 19:10 |  
    Maven

    That guy should submit his picture to Pop That Zit.com. I have this sudden desire to Clearasil my computer screen.