Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

51 comments:

1. NatalieB, 19, January 2008, 12:09 |  
   Is she one of the 5 most horrifying bugs from the link of the day?

    
2. Irishcoffee, 19, January 2008, 12:48 |  
   Fashion Police sting operation is fully operational…

    
3. junkman, 19, January 2008, 13:21 |  
   

   mom?

    
4. Janet Moore, 19, January 2008, 13:30 |  
   :java: Was this pic taken at your Starbucks, Dave? I didn’t need to see this so early in my day. Looking at the cabinetry, she seems to have chosen the same color palette.

    
5. blaster gas, 19, January 2008, 14:30 |  
   

   I was hoping they wouldn’t get a picture of me!

    
6. StevieC, 19, January 2008, 14:42 |  
   

   “You waitin’ on me? Are you …. waitin’…. on me?” Roberta Deniro

    
7. Bigwavdave, 19, January 2008, 14:46 |  
   

   OMG - Dave, I guess must be the reason you guys keep going to this particular “Coffee Bar”. It’s a never-ending source of material. She must have been appalled by _____________.

   I call upon the Zilla-heads to fill in the blank.

   

   NARF!

    
8. Bigwavdave, 19, January 2008, 14:48 |  
   

   Oh, I got one! She must have been appalled by…Her reflection in the mirror at the end of the counter!

    
9. Davezilla, 19, January 2008, 15:50 |  
   

   On January 19, 2008, Janet Moore furiously scribbled:

   :java: Was this pic taken at your Starbucks, Dave? I didn’t need to see this so early in my day. Looking at the cabinetry, she seems to have chosen the same color palette.

   Yes, it was, Janet. Good eye.

    
10. Meagan, 19, January 2008, 16:06 |  
    

    Her thought: “Oh my god, look how normal her clothes are!”

     
11. Flash Gordon, 19, January 2008, 16:15 |  
    

    Typical Chattanooga, TN, streetwalker after a hard night.

     
12. Lake Effect, 19, January 2008, 16:57 |  
    

    Well, that certainly gets the ol’ juices flowin’, eh?

     
13. Bjorn Freeh, 19, January 2008, 17:34 |  
    

    Some people have no sense of decorum… just look at that tattoo on her ankle!

     
14. AnnieB, 19, January 2008, 18:39 |  
    

    On January 19, 2008, Flash Gordon furiously scribbled:

    Typical Chattanooga, TN, streetwalker after a hard night.

    Flash, I never would have guessed that you had to pay for it.

     
15. AnnieB, 19, January 2008, 18:48 |  
    

    Lovely Bigwavdave requested us to fill in the blank.

    She must have been appalled by … seeing Flash back yet again for “the works”.

     
16. Drusky, 19, January 2008, 18:51 |  
    

    Dave, is this a picture of the mother of that little brat that was selling candy bars at your Starbucks?

     
17. Wolfy110, 19, January 2008, 19:53 |  
    Wow…The poor hooker must have gotten dressed in the dark.Literally. :-? :puke: :puke:

    I like Java.

     
18. Flash Gordon, 19, January 2008, 20:01 |  
    

    On January 19, 2008, AnnieB furiously scribbled:

    Flash, I never would have guessed that you had to pay for it.

    On January 19, 2008, Flash Gordon furiously scribbled:

    Typical Chattanooga, TN, streetwalker after a hard night.

    As the sailor said, “Any ole port in a storm.” :wang:

     
19. rust, 19, January 2008, 20:24 |  
    

    HEY LADY!

    Christmas is OVER! It’s time for St Valentine’s Day themed clothing!

     
20. Jay Laverdure, 19, January 2008, 20:42 |  
    

    She’s got that whole ancient-Mayan children-forehead-squishing thing that produces adults with skulls that look like the monster-queen in Alien… Looking closely at her face (ew), she looks like she’s about to shoo that second set of Alien-jaws out of her mouth…

    (But I must admit, that look really goes with that jacket… and pants…)

     
21. Elle, 19, January 2008, 20:58 |  
    Good Lord, the Mother of All Grinches, lost in Who-ville.

     
22. Tammy, 19, January 2008, 21:47 |  
    

    I have those leggings. :(

     
23. Meagan, 19, January 2008, 22:03 |  
    

    On January 19, 2008, rust furiously scribbled:

    HEY LADY!

    Christmas is OVER! It’s time for St Valentine’s Day themed clothing!

    Like a see-through negligee? Or nothing but high heels and a smile?

     
24. Nicolette, 19, January 2008, 22:35 |  
    

    On January 19, 2008, Meagan furiously scribbled:

    Like a see-through negligee? Or nothing but high heels and a smile?

    On January 19, 2008, rust furiously scribbled:

    HEY LADY!

    Christmas is OVER! It’s time for St Valentine’s Day themed clothing!

    Oh God NO!!!!!!!!

     
25. Lake Effect, 19, January 2008, 22:58 |  
    

    Look at ‘The Look” she’s giving that tv guy who wouldn’t let her borrow a chair from his table! Ya know, seeing this Starbucks in person may call for a Road Tripzilla! (Wait…we’ll need a designated driver…that could be a problem…)

     
26. Penguin Pete, 19, January 2008, 23:10 |  
    You know, a thunk I’ve hads: People waiting to get coffee at Starbucks might not be dressed how they’re going to be all day. Maybe they just throw on whatever when they roll out of bed, go get their caffeine fix, then go home and change into real clothes for the day.

    However, this outfit is beyond all coffee beans to awaken her…

     
27. Penguin Pete, 19, January 2008, 23:11 |  
    Awww, the default icon for us non-member slackers is a pair of nipples with clips attached! How cute! :boobs:

     
28. Lake Effect, 19, January 2008, 23:19 |  
    

    Geez…maybe my ADHD meds have worn off, but for the past 1/2 hour I’ve tried to find the My Acct. page to change my icon, but I just don’t see it anywhere. Can anybody push me in the right direction??

     
29. Irishcoffee, 20, January 2008, 1:19 |  
    On January 19, 2008, Penguin Pete furiously scribbled:

    Awww, the default icon for us non-member slackers is a pair of nipples with clips attached! How cute! :boobs:

    Yeah…we sure know how to have fun, don’t we?? :boobs: if ya got em, flaunt em

     
30. Davezilla, 20, January 2008, 2:12 |  
    

    On January 19, 2008, Lake Effect furiously scribbled:

    Geez…maybe my ADHD meds have worn off, but for the past 1/2 hour I’ve tried to find the My Acct. page to change my icon, but I just don’t see it anywhere. Can anybody push me in the right direction??

    Geez…maybe my ADHD meds have worn off, but for the past 1/2 hour I’ve tried to find the My Acct. page to change my icon, but I just don’t see it anywhere. Can anybody push me in the right direction??

    [/quote] Top right column, labeled Members (just like before). Click on Login. There will be two tabs: Your Profile and Your Avatar. Choose your avatar. Then choose your new one. Choose wisely. Chuck Norris is watching.

     
31. Marcus, 20, January 2008, 5:49 |  
    

    Who took that picture of me in Drag. I’m gonna kiilll you you bitch. I was having a rough night and all I could find were these clothes to wear from the Good Will drop off center. So leave me alone

     
32. Spud, 20, January 2008, 6:01 |  
    

    I wonder what she looks so appalled about?

     
33. Chris S, 20, January 2008, 6:10 |  
    She must have been appalled by _____________.

    …the $2.50 per cup federal tax increase on half-caf mochaspressograndes. With the price of coffee skyrocketing ever higher, Delores knew she would forever be relegated to stealing clothes from the local Salvation Army donation bin for the rest of her natural life.

    As horrendous as that outfit is, the part that sticks out the most is SLIPPERS IN PUBLIC! You can’t tell me that she didn’t have an equally hideous pair of actual SHOES to wear. Good grief…

     
34. Chris S, 20, January 2008, 6:14 |  
    On January 20, 2008, Marcus furiously scribbled:

    Who took that picture of me in Drag. I’m gonna kiilll you you bitch. I was having a rough night and all I could find were these clothes to wear from the Good Will drop off center. So leave me alone

    DOH! Now I look like a plagarist. Thats what happens when you stop in mid-post to go get a refill and make room for it. Sorry Marcus.

     
35. junkman, 20, January 2008, 7:39 |  
    

    dad?

     
36. AnnieB, 20, January 2008, 9:54 |  
    

    Penguin Pete barked out this tantalizing tidbit of observation:

    Awww, the default icon for us non-member slackers is a pair of nipples with clips attached! How cute!

    Woohoo … I’d love to see your responses on the Rorschach Test!

     
37. Maddog, 20, January 2008, 10:11 |  
    Now I know why the price of coffee wasn’t the only reason I don’t do Starbucks! :boobs:

     
38. Flash Gordon, 20, January 2008, 12:29 |  
    

    At least she ain’t wearing flip-flops. That would have been beyond the pale, right AnnieB?

     
39. AnnieB, 20, January 2008, 13:36 |  
    

    Yeah Flash, I agree. No telling what her toes might look like.

     
40. Bjorn Freeh, 20, January 2008, 15:30 |  
    

    Having removed Irma’s fashion sense, surgeons closed up the incision with shrink-wrap. More scaring, less scarring.

     
41. Spud, 20, January 2008, 16:47 |  
    

    aarrrrrrrrgh…

     
42. AnnieB, 20, January 2008, 17:56 |  
    

    On January 20, 2008, Spud furiously scribbled:

    aarrrrrrrrgh…

    What a pirate with a cold would say?

     
43. AnnieB, 20, January 2008, 17:58 |  
    

    Dave I’m loving what you did with the “Quote” thingie!

     
44. Davezilla, 20, January 2008, 19:18 |  
    

    On January 20, 2008, AnnieB furiously scribbled:

    Dave I’m loving what you did with the “Quote” thingie!

    Thanks, it needed a tweak. Now to fix the poll…

     
45. Spud, 20, January 2008, 20:11 |  
    

    On January 20, 2008, Davezilla furiously scribbled:

    Thanks, it needed a tweak. Now to fix the poll…

    You’re drooling…

     
46. DuckGuy, 20, January 2008, 23:36 |  
    

     
47. evilqueen112, 21, January 2008, 1:51 |  
    Hey lady, nice slippers!

     
48. Drusky, 21, January 2008, 11:58 |  
    

    On January 20, 2008, Davezilla furiously scribbled:

    Thanks, it needed a tweak. Now to fix the poll…

    This isn’t the start of a really bad ‘poll-ish’ joke, is it?

     
49. Astryd, 23, January 2008, 18:21 |  
    

    I’m surprised. honestly. Anyone that goes through the trouble of matching leopard patterns usually goes all the way. I did truly expect to see some leopard heels with giant bows at the toes or ankles.

    Though I do enjoy our default nipples I think I enjoy Meagans more.

    She must have been appalled by the ralization that her left nipple just dropped five inches.

    Caption time: “…oof…silent but deadly…I shouldn’t have had that last order of…OGM, that one came with a prize!”

     
50. Astryd, 23, January 2008, 18:23 |  
    

    That tattoo used to be on her shoulder.

     
51. J, 4, February 2008, 2:30 |  
    Oh shit!