Oops, the maid cleaned up
So things may not be in the same place you left them last night. But you know, things got a little crazy with you last night. We’ve never done it like that before. I hope you still respect me.
By the way, you left your socks on my bed.
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Well well well, the Tiki God’s have spoken, “Welcome to your new home mofo…”
In a word - ‘Spiffy’ Daveidge.
Dave, I bet you have quite the “socks” collection.
just please tell me they aren’t argyle…
And I quote:
Dave, I bet you have quite the “socks” collection.
just please tell me they aren’t argyle…
You know it. 80,000 pairs.
Did I leave my handcuffs there?
Not only did the maid clean up, she took the pic and video of the day with her.
Oh, and Dave …. those weren’t socks that I left behind.
Dave: I’m just sayin’- Here in the Seattle Davezilla reservation, all the braves, squaws, and
papooses (in my apartment, anyway) are already lamenting the loss of the pic & video of the
day. The tribe asked me to intercede on their behalf. When I asked what I could do about
it, they pointed out, in true communal grass-roots tribal-democracy fashion, that they
would gently, slowly, but respectfully- SCALP YOU BALDHEADED ( in the fashion made famous
by the Eastern U.S. fur traders who originated and propogated the practice). [There were
also some post-council grumblings- something about running gauntlets, hot coals & burying
someone in a hole in the ground up to their neck next to a fire-ant-hill and pouring honey on them- but I'm sure that was just talk...]
Oh, and they asked me to repeat “respectfully”… and “s-l-o-w-l-y”"…
And I quote:
Dave: I’m just sayin’- Here in the Seattle Davezilla reservation, all the braves, squaws, and
papooses (in my apartment, anyway) are already lamenting the loss of the pic & video of the
day. The tribe asked me to intercede on their behalf. When I asked what I could do about
it, they pointed out, in true communal grass-roots tribal-democracy fashion, that they
would gently, slowly, but respectfully- SCALP YOU BALDHEADED ( in the fashion made famous
by the Eastern U.S. fur traders who originated and propogated the practice). [There were
also some post-council grumblings- something about running gauntlets, hot coals & burying
someone in a hole in the ground up to their neck next to a fire-ant-hill and pouring honey on them- but I'm sure that was just talk...]
Oh, and they asked me to repeat “respectfully”…
and “s-l-o-w-l-y”"…
but you never mention that promised ass whooping…
Oh My Gawd! We have a mission statement? I bet you’d have a hard enough time finding someone here who does a missionary position. What’s next? Mandatory drug testing?
OK, I’d volunteer if it were the right drugs.
Sounds like a hot night. I can’t remember it though, can you refresh my memory?
P.S. Have you seen my fleshlight?
Hell, if it was THAT good, you canleave anything, anywhere
Okay, but we are still missing video of the day, featured pic. my right contact and my lucky bra… I couldn’t have made THAT many stops last night….
Oh, my head…Wait a minute…where the hell am I?
is going on here?
And I quote:
Oh, my head…Wait a minute…where the hell am I?
I’m with you. I’ve tried giving it a couple of days to get used to it but I dunno, I’m just not feeling the love for our new home.
I’m trying to be nice because I am however, still feeling the love for you Dave. Same time tonight you insatiable stud? (Keep it coming and I’ll keep my mouth shut.)
Annie I think you meant -keep it cumming and I’ll keep my mouth OPEN-
Will the tabloids accept this as an alien abduction performed singlehand…ed…ly by Dave?
And I quote:
They were on the ceiling fan. Kinda a kid’s toy spinning around above your bed, only for adults…
And I quote:
You know it. 80,000 pairs.
What DO all white argyle socks look like?