Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

18 comments:

1. Spud, 15. January 2008, 5:07
   

   Well well well, the Tiki God’s have spoken, “Welcome to your new home mofo…”

   In a word – ‘Spiffy’ Daveidge.

   :geek: :java:

    
2. Nicolette, 15. January 2008, 6:10
   

   Oh baby! It ‘s cold outside. Gimme my socks back!

    
3. Chris S, 15. January 2008, 6:20
   

   Dave, I bet you have quite the “socks” collection.

   just please tell me they aren’t argyle… :puke:

    
4. Davezilla, 15. January 2008, 8:06
   

   [quote comment="222646"]

   Dave, I bet you have quite the “socks” collection.

   just please tell me they aren’t argyle… :puke:

   [/quote]
   You know it. 80,000 pairs. :dead:

    
5. Meagan, 15. January 2008, 10:44
   

   Did I leave my handcuffs there?

    
6. StevieC, 15. January 2008, 11:37
   

   Not only did the maid clean up, she took the pic and video of the day with her.

   Oh, and Dave …. those weren’t socks that I left behind.

    
7. tina, 15. January 2008, 11:48
   

   :undies: still can’t find my panties? did you check the ceiling?

    
8. Jay Laverdure, 15. January 2008, 17:09
   

   Dave: I’m just sayin’- Here in the Seattle Davezilla reservation, all the braves, squaws, and
   papooses (in my apartment, anyway) are already lamenting the loss of the pic & video of the
   day. The tribe asked me to intercede on their behalf. When I asked what I could do about
   it, they pointed out, in true communal grass-roots tribal-democracy fashion, that they
   would gently, slowly, but respectfully- SCALP YOU BALDHEADED ( in the fashion made famous
   by the Eastern U.S. fur traders who originated and propogated the practice). [There were
   also some post-council grumblings- something about running gauntlets, hot coals & burying
   someone in a hole in the ground up to their neck next to a fire-ant-hill and pouring honey on them- but I'm sure that was just talk...]

   Oh, and they asked me to repeat “respectfully”… and “s-l-o-w-l-y”"…

    
9. Kkkkathryn, 15. January 2008, 17:53
   

   [quote comment="222670"]

   Dave: I’m just sayin’- Here in the Seattle Davezilla reservation, all the braves, squaws, and
   papooses (in my apartment, anyway) are already lamenting the loss of the pic & video of the
   day. The tribe asked me to intercede on their behalf. When I asked what I could do about
   it, they pointed out, in true communal grass-roots tribal-democracy fashion, that they
   would gently, slowly, but respectfully- SCALP YOU BALDHEADED ( in the fashion made famous
   by the Eastern U.S. fur traders who originated and propogated the practice). [There were
   also some post-council grumblings- something about running gauntlets, hot coals & burying
   someone in a hole in the ground up to their neck next to a fire-ant-hill and pouring honey on them- but I'm sure that was just talk...]

   Oh, and they asked me to repeat “respectfully”…

   and “s-l-o-w-l-y”"…

   [/quote]

   but you never mention that promised ass whooping…

    
10. Pablo, 15. January 2008, 19:46
    

    Oh My Gawd! We have a mission statement? I bet you’d have a hard enough time finding someone here who does a missionary position. What’s next? Mandatory drug testing?

    OK, I’d volunteer if it were the right drugs.

     
11. Tammy, 16. January 2008, 0:54
    

    Sounds like a hot night. I can’t remember it though, can you refresh my memory?

    P.S. Have you seen my fleshlight?

     
12. DaPopster, 16. January 2008, 1:42
    

    Hell, if it was THAT good, you canleave anything, anywhere :wang:

     
13. Elle, 16. January 2008, 7:50
    

    Okay, but we are still missing video of the day, featured pic. my right contact and my lucky bra… I couldn’t have made THAT many stops last night….

     
14. Bigwavdave, 16. January 2008, 8:18
    

    Oh, my head…Wait a minute…where the hell am I? :wtf: is going on here?

     
15. AnnieB, 16. January 2008, 9:09
    

    [quote comment="222692"]

    Oh, my head…Wait a minute…where the hell am I?

    :wtf: is going on here?

    [/quote]

    I’m with you. I’ve tried giving it a couple of days to get used to it but I dunno, I’m just not feeling the love for our new home.

    I’m trying to be nice because I am however, still feeling the love for you Dave. Same time tonight you insatiable stud? (Keep it coming and I’ll keep my mouth shut.)

     
16. Astryd, 16. January 2008, 10:58
    

    Annie I think you meant -keep it cumming and I’ll keep my mouth OPEN- :wang:

    Will the tabloids accept this as an alien abduction performed singlehand…ed…ly by Dave?

     
17. nnu, 16. January 2008, 11:38
    

    :dead: :java: :kiss: :boobs: :wtf: :wang: :limp: :thong: :undies: :puke:

     
18. Drusky, 16. January 2008, 22:38
    

    [quote comment="222659"]

    :undies: still can’t find my panties? did you check the ceiling?

    [/quote]
    They were on the ceiling fan. Kinda a kid’s toy spinning around above your bed, only for adults…
    [quote comment="222648"]

    [quote comment="222646"]

    Dave, I bet you have quite the “socks” collection.

    just please tell me they aren’t argyle… :puke:

    [/quote]
    You know it. 80,000 pairs. :dead:[/quote]
    What DO all white argyle socks look like?