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The chippendales dancer was rejected by his peers in a brutal unchippendaling ritual designed to break and humiliate.
When the drugs wore off and Jason woke up, in jail, he was really pissed that he missed Halloween- by ten years!
Street corner vampier pole dancing!!
that’s what you get when you sit at a traffic light when the light turn’s green
Some sort of waxing gone terribly wrong.
Depression hurts
Jerrold, stunned, left his ex-wife’s lawyer’s office. He lost the house, the parrot, the car, both laptops, the rest of the furniture, and even his girlfriend’s racing bike in the divorce settlement. And when things couldn’t have looked worse, the lawyer charged him $350 for taking 45 minutes to read through the settlement decree before he signed the blasted thing.
And he had to watch his wife throw the bike out the lawyer’s 8th floor window. Damn, that had been a sweet bike.
Dejected and rejected Lars wanders the streets trying to figure out what could possibly have gone wrong …
Which way to the Festivus ceremony?
My skin bleeds for you, baby. Wanna see my no-no zone?
eric the red pining for the fiords.
Yet another reminder to stay away from mind altering sustances.
Here we see the nephew of Richard Simmons struggling to walk home after his first grueling taping of his new workout video “Bleedin’ to the Oldies”.
I’ll get you Will Smith, and that prety big dog too!
Fire Man demonstrates his superpowers by melting a post…
Man that elephant man thing gives wonderful visual to the phrase, head up your ass…
Captain Redcurb, sworn to protect the interests of meter maids everywhere, sets up a no parking zone in front of Dave’s Starbucks. Not surprisingly, the coffee costs more than the ticket getting it…
Red Rover, Red Rover, send Carrie’s little brother right over.
I think Whitney Houston said it best: “Crack is Whack!”
Is that a screenshot from There Will Be Blood?
Must Dave always find these homo weird farts?
Chip overslept that fateful Friday.
By the time he got to the theater, the line to audition for “Joe Dirt: the Musical” was already around the block.
Tom Cruise’s scientology mentor.
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I trust you mean Homo sapiens …
AnnieB.’s disturbed cousin Thing.
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He’s not pining, he’s passed on!
The son of Marietta Fortune from Wild at Heart.
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I told you his name was Lars dipstick. He was ostracized from the family because he insisted on smearing himself with the blood instead of drinking it. Wasteful bastard.
That is absolutely my LAST borscht eating contest… EVER
As long as the pole doesn’t move, it’s all good…
He’d been told by many that when you drop acid, it’s the other people who are supposed to melt… but he found out they were wrong.
looks like xhristmas?
“When clowns menstruate… news at 11.”
Gunther was crushed, he thought for sure that if The Blue Man Group could made it, then the world was ready his Red Man Group. They were thrown out on the streets after one performance.
thats me last sunday drunk lol
“The last thing I remember was…”