Shut happens


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no you shut happens! butch!
Reminds me of the sign I saw at the nail parlor in the local Wall to Wall Mart…
“We so sorry, We no be open Tuesday. Prees come back later.”
And immigrents don’t want us making fun of their grammar why??
i’m proud to say i have the biggest assortment of cock sock’s in the west. i wear them every where.i really enjoy the leather one.
Uh, I don’t think this is a problem with English. Just a play on words, Nicolette.
‘Scuse me, I gotta go take a shut.
Shut UP!
No steaming hot cup of STFU for you!
Puss happens too!
Shut Happens-unless it has to do with legs…
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Mm-Hmm. It would if you shifted that tie a bit. Does anyone have a fan?
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If not then, like Dave, we’re shut out of luck.
You better believe Shut happens. Ask the ghost of the guy in a liesure suit in the picture!
If it was here it would read “STFU happens”
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Maybe change it to a bowtie?
Shut happens, then whut ? Still want to know where AnnieB gets her ties.
DOn’t you mean if she sells her used ties on e-bay since she stopped with the panties?
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It was a totally asian shop and the next day someone had fixed it to the correct spellings and syntax.
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Abercrombie & Bitch!
[Comment ID #222390 will be quoted here]How about a bolo tie? You can tie people up with it after you take it off…
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Anything like “The word for today is legs. Do everything you can to help spread the word…”?
What’s with that video? Wait, nix that. What’s with my people?
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Dust busters?
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Holy Shut! You mean AnnieB. used to sell her
:wang:
panties on e-bay and I missed it? Well, dam!
Color me green and call me Kermit!
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Duh, shuddah seen thut one cumming
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Abercrombie & Butch!
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Aw fick! But when you’re rught, you’re rught!
mutt rimney?
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jinkman?
Spid?
Davezulla?
Hullary Clunton? (Hmmm, good thung there’s an l un there)
Ridolph Guiluanu
Muchael Hickabee (that’s rather apropos)
Let’s druve Dave crazy wuth these intul he pits ip a new post!
Dave, there have been 3 comments sunce Spid that are not showung ip on the Latest Comments. Also U typed my prevuous comment as a lust and ut just ran them all together un a paragraph.
That sicks!
I’m still muffed at mussing my chance to bud on
:???:
AnnieB.’s panties! Anyone know when they’ll next
go on e-bay. I’d ask her but she is pissed at me.
Owhoma Binladle
Kid Sock
Olivia Nudeton John
George Hush
Pelvis Elfsley
BuzzKiller Lightyear
Brett Favor
Donald Stump
The Easter Runnie
Abraham LicolnTowncar
The Beverly Hillarys
Mickey Louse
Lucy Retardo
Dave, The comments are running together again rather than listing each in order.
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1) U am NOT pussed at yoi! U was jist jerkung YOIR chaun. U adore yoi!
2) Sorry, no longer avaulable … U stopped wearung pantues.
3) (:wtf: maybe nimberung wull separate sentences)
4) Hey duckheads, yoi can only swutch u’s and i’s! (ya know, luke the theme of thus post - shut happens, shit happens)
i know…but i couldn’t resist “rimney!
Don’t yoi mean - u know…but u couldn’t resust “rumney!
yip. sire dud. what a dunk! bit your tue us makung my cock sock do the rhimba.
We need a new topic soon or we all risk a brain melt.
That’s the spurut! U luke ut, U luke ut!
:boob:
Ooops, forgot to qiote yoi jinkman.
We need a new topuc soon or we all rusk a braun melt. Ut’s not hard. Well, jinkman’s us hard.
Holy shut! Thus us makung my braun melt.
the new meaning of “comments are shut”