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Wait, I’m totally confused…. I thought the ratio was supposed to be one cock to two balls not the other way around. Of course that does make it more fun for us ladies.
“Buford, I want you to meet my son Julio. You know we’ve been trying to have chicks for a long time and we finally decided to use those fertility drugs. They say all chicks look that color when they’re first hatched.”
I must be getting sick, the first thought that came to mind was that Mexico was trying to come up with a new tourist slogan, something about cocks playing soccer, or fighting roosters getting balled……. nothing pervere at all
You bitch! That’s my egg!
Now that Michael Vick is in the Crossbar Hilton, the animals on the Vick farm are finally able to enjoy themselves again.
Link of the Day…Holy Avalanche, Batman!! I’m canceling the Camp Fire Girls Weenie Hunt & Roast at that place!!! I don’t even wanna drive past it on the interstate! How am I gonna sleep tonight after reading paragraphs 5 & 8??
Well, golly, Jake, I get these tingly feelings, and you won’t let me get close, and I keep falling off this crappy thing - I wonder what those tingly feelings mean, that make me want to grab hold of something and just hump! hump! hump! until I take a nap, and can think clearly again. This is so confusing. Why, a month ago we were just growing these nifty feathers and things, and now I get these tingly feelings and ..
If you won’t help me, and this roundy thingy doesn’t help, I wonder what these tingly feelings are for .. Ooh! Here comes the feed-bringer with a pail of feed. I wonder if something under that skirt will help with these tingly feelings! I don’t care what you think, Jake, I gotta try to grab hold of something and hump! hump! hump! so I can take a nap and not have these tingly feelings that won’t let me eat nor drink nor peck for bugs!
Time to bite the bullet Lung.
Eduardino De Chikeen shoots…..and ……. scores!
Two cocks. Just the way I like it.
COCK SOCCER-Doomed to fail from the start because just hearing the name gave men an intense sick feeling in the pit of their stomach
Cock&Balls-wooohooo I’ve been waiting to say that
In regards to the mounting pressure by the community and society to stop using animal growth hormones, the ranches that supply KFC found a more natural may to increase the size of their chicken legs.
Typical Man U practice
The illegalities of cock fighting has finally given way to a more humane and less destructive game. PETA announced it still does not endorse “Cock Soccer” because it is worried about the losing birds psyche when the winner gets it’s celebratory strut around the field.
RE: the link of the day: Finally! A Libertarian amusement park!
on thanksgiving day,happy chicken’s wrer seen playing a rousing game of soccer.
Yard Bird Ball brought to you by Uncle Greasy’s House of Soul Food, Nail Parlor, and Gas Station.
ALWAYS excercise your cock before you ball
Cock soccer? Why didn’t I think of that? That’s brilliant!
Re: the disclaimer- why don’t they just post a sign that says, “Stay the fuck home. We’ll post pictures on our website”. Jeeze Louise.
I never knew that fighting cocks get to work on speed bags in the gym in the run up to a fight. The things you learn.
(Bless you Annie B. Finally a woman who understands me)
One chicken says to the other, “This dang ball keeps getting in way of me doing the people dance!”
Dave that “attempt to post from Flikr” thing didn’t work. I got two prompts from WIE that it was unable to find the page.
The trick to cock fighting is having a properly greased zipper…
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If that were but true I would indeed be a grateful lass. I fear though, when truth be told, I will simply be viewed as a garden-variety smartass.
Bit o’luck it was a comparatively short one, huh love? Baby steps, baby steps…
AnnieB.—Practical uses of neckties, #8. Woo, Hoo!
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Goooooaaaaaaaallllllllllllllll !!!
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My dear, there isn’t ANYTHING garden-variety about you…
Isn’t supposed to be 1 cock and 2 balls?????