Caption Time #219
Archive for January, 2008
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Movie Reviews in Haiku
300
Best. Movie. Evar.
Goddamned kids keep yelling out,
“Dude! This… is… SPARTAAAAAA!”
Beowulf
Did they really have
Hot chicks like Angelina
In ancient Denmark?
Spiderman 3
Wow, three criminals
That’s three times the excitement
And one third the plot.
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
Captain Jack is gone
Thankfully Keira has not
Gotten breast implants.
Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
Jack and Kyle rock out
But Ben Stiller’s cameo
Just sucks donkey balls.