Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

And a Lexus! I am so shocked.

1. Video of the Day: YOU ARE ALL FAT IGNORANT BEER DRINKING SLOBS

You may have noticed a lot of hiccups on the site lately. This is due to several things:

1. Asshole spammers hitting the server at an unbelievable rate
2. The Recent Comments feature is suddenly eating up server resources, meaning lots of you are getting 403 errors
3. Extra long comments. Spammers leave lengthy comments and the spam-catching software looks for that. Some of you have been getting rather chatty, lately. Try breaking the comment up into a few comments, or email it to me directly and I can manually add it.

Longtime reader Marcus recently told me of the worst “Secret Santa” gift he ever received:

”I once received a black beaded woman’s handbag. I guess they were thinking a
woman would get the gift.”

I have never had much luck one way or the other in those. I’ve only been in three. The first time I participated in one, the spending limit was US$25, which I generously exceeded. In return, I got a pack of gum. In the other two, I was somehow forgotten and went home empty-handed.

What’s the worst Secret Santa gift you’ve ever received?

1. Link of the Day: How many five year-olds could you take in a fight? [I scored 26]
2. Video of the Day: I hope you like pain!, link via Lizz (link fixed)

1. Your friends routinely throw sheep at you. You do not find this at all disturbing.
2. You start dreaming your friends are all werewolves and you’re a vampire. You do not slayall of them as you need at least one to play Scrabulous with.
3. You’ve groped, dry-humped, licked and trout-slapped 190 women that you’ve never met in person.
4. Your Facebook profile has more apps than your computer does.
5. The majority of the text messages you receive are friends’ status updates.

Apologies for the 14 lost comments. Had a database bork on this post. Had to delete it. Sorry!