Last minute gift ideas
- $38 bottled water
- Stretchmarks
- Mutant Kewpie Dolls
- Trouble
- Some hot new fashions, via Michelle Kwajafa
- A monobrow
- A Toilet Headrest, via the other Michelle
- Crow’s feet wrinkles
- A steel wool Christmas scultpture
- What last minute gift ideas do you have?
A re-gifted smelly lotion set someone gave me for Secret Santa. Q-tips. Any dollar store/gas station item you can find at midnight on Christmas Eve.
Merry Spanking Christmas and Happy Fucking New Year!
To the random Jesus freak.
A pentagram made of chicken bones. A velvet painting of Elvis that cries. A coupon to an abortion clinic
A six pack of Bud Light and a smile!
:kiss:
Merry Christmas Everybody!
A coupon to leave quietly, no questions asked
a Tribble
Cheezburger
a Sultanhood in Cleavland
May all of your presants come with batteries! Merry X-mas ya pervs
A very special poem for baby Jesus.
Concrete bust of Elvis from a roadside stand.
Have a Merry Little Kiss-mas everyone!
an expired bus pass
And to all a good stedge.
A heated toilet seat, the gift that says it all.
Am I the only one that caught the spelling error in gift #2?
Should be ’stedge’ marks.
How bout a nice bottle of Cham-pipple with easy-open screw-cap?
Last minute Christmas gifts- pine scented auto fresheners for everyone!
Merry Zillamas to all and to all a good stedge.
Last minute Christmas Gifts? Bounty- the quicker picker upper! Duct tape handcuffs! Whipped Cream! (well, it was for the pie honey, but…
“You wanna do WHAT with the jumbo roll of wrapping paper?!?!?!?”
it’s beginning to look alot like dinkmas! love you all.
Merry Christmas, Dave!
Dave - Merry Christmas to you & Natalie. (Do they even have Christmas in Canada? Has she ever heard of it? Maybe if you don’t say anything, she won’t notice. Maybe try not getting her a gift. That might work!!! Does she even speak English, or only an unintelligible Canadian guttural grunting type of ‘language’? [like my bro-in-law in Ottawa])(I certainly hope she can’t read this post, EH?) Anyway, I don’t care what you always say about those Canadians, she’s obviously the exception…she’s quite beautiful–way too classy for any American boy. So enjoy while you can before she wises up. A wonderfully happy 2008+++ to you both!!!
Sorry I’m late to the table. Merry Christmas to one and all from SoCal. I’d tell you what the weather’s like here, but then you’d hate me. Or move. Or say f*** it and go sledding. Or stedgging. Is that one “G” or two?
well, lets see… one for the ‘G’ string:thong:, one for the “G, that’s a big stedge!:wtf:” and one “G-sus that felt good- can we do it again:twisted:” so….. three, unless I missed one?
Hey, AnnieB., have you sobered up yet? Hope you had a good one.
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I love the cham pipple because I havent heard that in awhile-but since no one else said it-CHIA PET!!
Maintaining a pleasant buzz, my friend. I imagine you and J W had some good times over the last couple of days.
Had a great Xmas, thanks.
I see you received a guitar you lucky guy. Learned to play it yet or are you just going to hold it for awhile?
Mr. Microphone! “Hey babe, we’ll be back to pick you up later!!” [Later?!? WTF??]
Lawn Darts (or Jarts) given to the next door neighbors with all the kids… It’s easy to learn, fun, and teaches Darwinism reguarding slow children and natural selection all in one gift… Ho Ho Ho.
You only need two things in life, duct tape and WD-40. If it moves and shouldn’t use the duct tape. If it doesn’t move and should use the WD-40.