What freakin’ nationality was she?? Reminds me of that movie Born in East LA where Cheech had to teach these asian guys to lokk and speak latino! LMAO!
She must have had too much MYRHH- lit before going out to take your order!
Spud, 18, December 2007, 16:28 |
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It’s pronounced - ‘can I haz cheezbuger pleze’.
Salmon, 18, December 2007, 16:47 |
If you want to hear people speak incorrectly, come to london, where they speak in ‘cockney’ (yes, we are aware of the first 4 letters) which is compleatly forign to anyone from anywhere other than east london, and it goes a little like this;
“i left a right skiddy in me under crackers last night ‘cos i was desperate for the ronson when i saw me old dear came on the wobbly and ‘ad to stop and watch”
your guess is as good as mine…
Ronica, 18, December 2007, 16:47 |
They always screw up my last name - I tell them DUKE and they write down duck… go figure
Bigwavdave, 18, December 2007, 17:34 |
Dave, Dave, Dave, Didn’t your dear old mother teach you not to make fun of people with speech impediments?
chainstay, 18, December 2007, 17:40 |
I wonder if she sits in the liberry eating a sammitch
while reading fillosoffey books by gung and nyeatzeeshurey? Or maybe nookaler pu-hi-siks. Who says our education system needs help. As we have all seen, Bush is a paragon of diction.
If you think that’s bad, try having an art history professor mispronouncing pyramid as “pie-rah-mid.”
patrick, 18, December 2007, 20:20 |
Dave, did you make a trip back to Arkansas? Them there banja pikkers hain’t yet figgered out the Kang’s ainglish. WTF, the leader of the free world, the man with his finger on the trigger that could send the whole damn planet can’t pronounce “nuclear”! Reminds me of Homer Simpson, “It’s nuke-u-lar Lisa. Nuke-u-lar”. We are being lead by a C- student, a drunken frat rat.
Bear, 18, December 2007, 22:09 |
I imagine it was Pa-TIT Swah and Cabinet Savior-yawn…I guess she wasn’t French, and she offered Ripel as the house best…LMAO..
Ironically, I’d bet she knows how to pronounce ‘methamphetamine’ perfectly.
Chris S, 19, December 2007, 5:32 |
Jeez guys, don’t you know that as Americans we aren’t supposed to be able to pronounce any foreign words correctly? I mean a lot of Americans don’t have maps so how are we supposed to know how to say the words correctly when we don’t know where any of them come from? Just order a coffee and a croys-ant from now on to avoid this entire problem. Or better yet, have your significant other order for you and just nod like you don’t speak english at all and say “Tank-oo”.
julesOdeNile, 19, December 2007, 5:45 |
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Am with you on this one, am with you.
julesOdeNile, 19, December 2007, 5:53 |
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‘Mirkins got it easy. have you heard people with major native-tongue problems speak english? mixing “sh” sounds with “ch” sounds, “r” sounds for “l” “p” with “f” or “ph”. it’s chaotic, man some times a down right hoot! but other times, just plain old anoying, like WTF! can’t you take your time to pronounce proper? doesn’t have to be pure ‘Mirkin….Damn!
junkman, 19, December 2007, 11:51 |
6 more days til dinkmas. the day when the baby dinkus was born and placed in a dinker. the dinkels came down from dinkven and told the dinkherds about the birth of the dink child. 3 wise dinks travelled from afar bearing dinks for the child. dink, dinkencense and MYRHH-lit. more dinkmas facts to come.
I got to admit sometimes it’s kinda cute when people mispronounce things. My mom has told me that I used to say “pasghetti” instead of “spaghetti” when I was a kid. And I have a friend from Columbia who pronounces cookie “kooky.” It just makes me smile.
See dis wat gud sirvic all aboot bra. Hopess ya gaves her da big tenty pacent tipsky.
Fleetwood, 19, December 2007, 14:15 |
Geez I am tired of this topic….surely someone wants a spanking
Supercharged_goddess, 19, December 2007, 14:37 |
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ME!!!! ME!!!! ME!!!!! I don’t care how you speak- in fact- it’s best that you don’t say a word- I prefer the moaning sounds and whimpers of the bound slaves…
[Comment ID #220503 will be quoted here]I thought only the ZillaGirls conducted the spankings here…let me open my chamber and prepare your whips and chains my love. While you wait..strip naked now. Don’t disappoint me.
Flash Gordon, 19, December 2007, 17:17 |
She had a u-nee-que way of tawkin’. You’uns can
hear a lot of that in East Tennysee. Did hoors
doovers come with the meal?
Fleetwood, 19, December 2007, 18:10 |
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You must be from the boot heal area?
Fleetwood, 19, December 2007, 19:47 |
[Comment ID #220523 will be quoted here]Memphis but live in Scottsdale now.
Where the hell did you go to eat?!? Who doesn’t know how to pronounce “merlot”?
May I please just have a cheeseburger?
Makes me want home cooking. I hope she did not spit in your food.
Were you eating at the Sultan’s Deli in Cleveland?
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The worst of all. American.
perhaps she was a zombie. do you still have your brain?
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[Comment ID #220420 will be quoted here]
It’s pronounced - ‘can I haz cheezbuger pleze’.
If you want to hear people speak incorrectly, come to london, where they speak in ‘cockney’ (yes, we are aware of the first 4 letters) which is compleatly forign to anyone from anywhere other than east london, and it goes a little like this;
“i left a right skiddy in me under crackers last night ‘cos i was desperate for the ronson when i saw me old dear came on the wobbly and ‘ad to stop and watch”
your guess is as good as mine…
They always screw up my last name - I tell them DUKE and they write down duck… go figure
Dave, Dave, Dave, Didn’t your dear old mother teach you not to make fun of people with speech impediments?
I wonder if she sits in the liberry eating a sammitch
while reading fillosoffey books by gung and nyeatzeeshurey? Or maybe nookaler pu-hi-siks. Who says our education system needs help. As we have all seen, Bush is a paragon of diction.
[Comment ID #220431 will be quoted here]
I was taught to never make fun of anyone else, unless it makes me feel better about myself.
If you think that’s bad, try having an art history professor mispronouncing pyramid as “pie-rah-mid.”
Dave, did you make a trip back to Arkansas? Them there banja pikkers hain’t yet figgered out the Kang’s ainglish. WTF, the leader of the free world, the man with his finger on the trigger that could send the whole damn planet can’t pronounce “nuclear”! Reminds me of Homer Simpson, “It’s nuke-u-lar Lisa. Nuke-u-lar”. We are being lead by a C- student, a drunken frat rat.
I imagine it was Pa-TIT Swah and Cabinet Savior-yawn…I guess she wasn’t French, and she offered Ripel as the house best…LMAO..
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I love ya man. You so nailed that one
Ironically, I’d bet she knows how to pronounce ‘methamphetamine’ perfectly.
Jeez guys, don’t you know that as Americans we aren’t supposed to be able to pronounce any foreign words correctly? I mean a lot of Americans don’t have maps so how are we supposed to know how to say the words correctly when we don’t know where any of them come from? Just order a coffee and a croys-ant from now on to avoid this entire problem. Or better yet, have your significant other order for you and just nod like you don’t speak english at all and say “Tank-oo”.
[Comment ID #220456 will be quoted here]
Am with you on this one, am with you.
[Comment ID #220439 will be quoted here]
‘Mirkins got it easy. have you heard people with major native-tongue problems speak english? mixing “sh” sounds with “ch” sounds, “r” sounds for “l” “p” with “f” or “ph”. it’s chaotic, man some times a down right hoot! but other times, just plain old anoying, like WTF! can’t you take your time to pronounce proper? doesn’t have to be pure ‘Mirkin….Damn!
6 more days til dinkmas. the day when the baby dinkus was born and placed in a dinker. the dinkels came down from dinkven and told the dinkherds about the birth of the dink child. 3 wise dinks travelled from afar bearing dinks for the child. dink, dinkencense and MYRHH-lit. more dinkmas facts to come.
I got to admit sometimes it’s kinda cute when people mispronounce things. My mom has told me that I used to say “pasghetti” instead of “spaghetti” when I was a kid. And I have a friend from Columbia who pronounces cookie “kooky.” It just makes me smile.
See dis wat gud sirvic all aboot bra. Hopess ya gaves her da big tenty pacent tipsky.
Geez I am tired of this topic….surely someone wants a spanking
[Comment ID #220491 will be quoted here]
ME!!!! ME!!!! ME!!!!! I don’t care how you speak- in fact- it’s best that you don’t say a word- I prefer the moaning sounds and whimpers of the bound slaves…
[Comment ID #220492 will be quoted here]
[Comment ID #220491 will be quoted here]
i do i do!!!!!
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And what a fine spanking location do you have!
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We want spankings from you…
[Comment ID #220503 will be quoted here]I thought only the ZillaGirls conducted the spankings here…let me open my chamber and prepare your whips and chains my love. While you wait..strip naked now. Don’t disappoint me.
She had a u-nee-que way of tawkin’. You’uns can
hear a lot of that in East Tennysee. Did hoors
doovers come with the meal?
[Comment ID #220515 will be quoted here]
You must be from the boot heal area?
[Comment ID #220523 will be quoted here]Memphis but live in Scottsdale now.
Me thinks Fleetwood is smoking some good shit. He’s answering his own questions now.
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He always answers his own questions. This time he just happens to make some sense…
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Me too!