Caption Time #213

Posted by Davezilla 17 December, 2007 Latest: Flash Gordon, Diesel, J, Meshie, TimM,

Caption Time #213

This is my neighbor’s inflatable Grinch. Every night he deflates and by morning, it’s difficult to tell if he is hungover, facing Mecca or performing auto-fellatio.

  1. Link of the Day: Student Arrested After Cutting Food With Knife, expect Homeland security to outlaw everything but spoons next.
  2. Video of the Day: Everyday Normal Guy, link via Lung the Younger

58 comments:

  1. Bjorn Freeh, 17, December 2007, 0:45 |  

    Looks like someone touched him with a 39-and-a-half-foot pole.

     
  2. ZenReaper, 17, December 2007, 1:01 |  

    :?: Oh God! Not again!

     
  3. bill, 17, December 2007, 1:02 |  

    cramps i got to take a sh&$#

     
  4. The Manticore, 17, December 2007, 1:38 |  

    my neighbors tied the baby Jesus in their nativity to a cinder block with rope.

    that’s a shitty manger, if you ask me. I have pics if anyone wants to see. hahaha

     
  5. Lung the Younger, 17, December 2007, 3:29 |  

    I reckon the Christians in your neighborhood own blowpipes, Dave.

     
  6. Spud, 17, December 2007, 4:34 |  

    Looks to me like the Grinch needs a blow j.o.b.

    As for the links……. well, well, just let me say this….

    I’m just a regular everyday guy mother fucker and I get scared when its dark motherfucker.

    Some funny shite right there Mr Lung, thanks for that bloody good laugh.

    :lol:

     
  7. Nicolette, 17, December 2007, 6:13 |  
    Nicolette

    :evil: He was a mean one,…… Mr. Grinch…… so Cindy Lou Who kicked him in the nads! :evil:

     
  8. Davezilla, 17, December 2007, 7:55 |  
    Davezilla

    [Comment ID #220348 will be quoted here]

    Maybe they couldn’t find a babysitter?

     
  9. Marcus, 17, December 2007, 7:55 |  

    too much… who pudding and who wine.The Grinch blew chucks. The Grinch he did :puke: :puke:

     
  10. patrick, 17, December 2007, 8:18 |  

    Looks like Cindy Lou Who peed in the cookie dough. “That’ll teach that Grinch son of a bitch to stiff me, the sorry greeen bastard. If he does it again next year, I’m feeding his dog to him”.

     
  11. junkman, 17, December 2007, 8:29 |  

    [Comment ID #220347 will be quoted here]
    grinch grunties

     
  12. Meagan, 17, December 2007, 9:17 |  
    Meagan

    The Grinch could not believe his eyes
    for that day, his penis grew three times in size! :wtf: :wang:

     
  13. AnnieB, 17, December 2007, 9:21 |  
    AnnieB

    If he’s doing auto-fellatio ole Grinch must be hung like a reindeer. :P

     
  14. Chris S, 17, December 2007, 10:47 |  

    The Grinch could steal Christmas from an entire town but he couldn’t beat Cindy Lou Who at a game of roshambo…

     
  15. Ronica, 17, December 2007, 11:30 |  

    Ok so last night I had this dream about y’all…

    Dave owned this little deli type place and Megan had her whip beating Pablo in the kitchen. I wanted lunch but you said I wasn’t cool enough.
    Don’t ask where this dream came from, I generally never post, just read and laugh.

    Thanks for the nightmares ~ I woke with a smile

     
  16. Drusky, 17, December 2007, 12:00 |  

    [Comment ID #220363 will be quoted here]
    Nightmare? Sounds like just another day around here… :lol:

     
  17. Drusky, 17, December 2007, 12:01 |  

    Mr. Gringh is ready for the anal sex… :wtf:

     
  18. Drusky, 17, December 2007, 12:03 |  

    Let’s try that again… :sad:

    Mr. Grinch is ready for the anal sex… :wtf:

     
  19. Ronica, 17, December 2007, 12:03 |  

    I just wanted to be a cool kid for once in my life :limp: 8)

     
  20. junkman, 17, December 2007, 13:03 |  

    [Comment ID #220369 will be quoted here]cool or not… if i were working the deli counter last night i would have given you a big free sausage for lunch as would most of the male employees here. :wang:

     
  21. Ronica, 17, December 2007, 13:31 |  

    Now i feel special (little yellow school bus special, but special none the less) SPANKS :wang: :roll: :P

     
  22. Nicolette, 17, December 2007, 13:43 |  
    Nicolette

    I think Ronica has the jist of the place….. c’mon and join us Zilla girls!! :twisted:

     
  23. Ronica, 17, December 2007, 13:45 |  

    I always wanted to be a Zilla girl, I can’t wait to tell my husband about the group thing y’all invited my into… Can he watch and take videos? Tee hee hee :kiss:

     
  24. Robobobo, 17, December 2007, 13:48 |  

    … Well, in Whoville they say that the Grinch’s small heart grew three sizes that day.

    and for you Whos who don’t know, this is a dangerous heart condition, that can cause a Who-heart to asplode …

     
  25. Jay Laverdure, 17, December 2007, 13:58 |  

    Not being intimately acquainted with “Everyday Normal”
    myself, I have to ask: Does the regular everyday normal guy REALLY say “motherfucker” that much?

     
  26. junkman, 17, December 2007, 14:58 |  

    [Comment ID #220367 will be quoted here] ready? bush is already giving it to him iraqi-style!

     
  27. Astryd, 17, December 2007, 17:11 |  

    Welcome Ronica. And since Mistress Darla may still be busy with virgin *no-more* Missy, it’ll be my honor to give you your first ZillaGirl Spanking!

     
  28. Fleetwood, 17, December 2007, 17:22 |  

    [Comment ID #220378 will be quoted here]
    This is too good to be true, no it’s not…let’s watch!

     
  29. Pablo, 17, December 2007, 17:26 |  
    Pablo

    Looks like outside of every Christmas party after the Jägermeister shots.

     
  30. Flash Gordon, 17, December 2007, 17:28 |  
    Flash Gordon

    Hope your husband is the tolerant sort, Ronica.
    Some of these characters are a bad influence. :java: :P :wang: :thong:

     
  31. Diesel, 17, December 2007, 17:30 |  

    Thank you sir, may I have another!

     
  32. Astryd, 17, December 2007, 18:14 |  

    [Comment ID #220382 will be quoted here]

    ARE NOT!!! :twisted:

    Now, bare your ass and bend over bitch! I promise this won’t hurt me one bit! :twisted:

    caption: Ooh, I shouldn’t have had that tenth slice of pie…

     
  33. Nicolette, 17, December 2007, 19:28 |  
    Nicolette

    :lol: Glad to see My Home Made Hot Chocolate is winning out over the Mug o’STFU. I used to sell the mix at a gourmet grocery in Memphis! Taking order # 69……. :wtf:

     
  34. Fleetwood, 17, December 2007, 19:53 |  

    [Comment ID #220387 will be quoted here]
    Cool, I am from Memphis. Live in Scottsdale now. What store?

     
  35. Nicolette, 17, December 2007, 21:49 |  
    Nicolette

    [Comment ID #220388 will be quoted here]

    Miss Cordelia’s on Mud Island.

     
  36. Drusky, 17, December 2007, 22:53 |  

    [Comment ID #220375 will be quoted here]
    Not really, but let’s not get Annie started. I do belive she might be able to fill a whole post by using ‘motherfucker’ every other word and still have it make sense… :twisted:

     
  37. Meagan, 17, December 2007, 23:24 |  
    Meagan

    [Comment ID #220378 will be quoted here]

    I got two whips. Double the spanking, double the fun! :twisted:

     
  38. J, 18, December 2007, 0:14 |  

    This is terrible but-snorting snow?

     
  39. Marcus, 18, December 2007, 2:36 |  

    [Comment ID #220362 will be quoted here]

    I love playing roshambo, because I always go first like Cindy lou wait she doesn’t have balls.

     
  40. Marcus, 18, December 2007, 2:36 |  

    [Comment ID #220362 will be quoted here]

    I love playing roshambo, because I always go first like Cindy lou wait she doesn’t have balls.

     
  41. AnnieB, 18, December 2007, 10:55 |  
    AnnieB

    [Comment ID #220394 will be quoted here]

    Hey Dave, you motherfucker, was this the same motherfucking thing that happened to the motherfucking site on the motherfucking day after your motherfucking April Fool’s joke post? I can’t motherfucking remember and your motherfucking Archives is so motherfucking idiotic (who the motherfuck remembers what motherfucking CATEGORY it was motherfucking posted under) I can’t find the motherfucking post for that motherfucking day.

    Also, motherfucker, I swear I was here the other motherfucking day and the motherfucking page looked totally motherfucking different! It had the motherfucking Archives listed by the motherfucking MONTH (as anyone with shit for motherfucking brains would motherfucking do) and a motherfucking mile-long list of other motherfucking blogs. Now, was I in the motherfucking Twilight Zone or motherfucking what?

    As for that motherfucking Drusky … suck my motherfucking dick!

     
  42. Astryd, 18, December 2007, 11:24 |  

    Hey motherfucker, check this motherfucker out! I lent some motherfucking money to the motherfucker down the street two motherfucking months ago and that motherfucker went to the motherfucking races and lost the whole motherfucking thing! The motherfucker then called me on the motherfucking phone and asked if he could borrow another $2000 motherfucking dollars! What? Does that motherfucker think I’m made of motherfucking money? Motherfucker’s gotta be outta his motherfucking mind!
    So I told him, “Hey motherfucker, you better cut your motherfucking shit or I’ll come over and cut that motherfucker for you!
    Haven’t heard from the motherfucker since.

     
  43. junkman, 18, December 2007, 11:38 |  

    oh my mother fuckin’ god! ‘zilla girls goin’ all samuel l. mother fuckin’ jackson on our asses. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

     
  44. Astryd, 18, December 2007, 11:58 |  

    or as Jay and Silent Bob would say:
    Fuck Fuck Fuck, Mother Mother Fuck, Mother Mother Fuck, Motherfuck, Motherfuck…

    The education quality of the movies I’m quoting has downgraded significantly…

     
  45. Fleetwood, 18, December 2007, 12:03 |  

    We need a new topic. ZillaGirls favorite sexual positions perhaps? :boob: :wang: :boob:

     
  46. Astryd, 18, December 2007, 13:12 |  

    :wang: Well bend me over and fuck me sideways!
    Ever done the Captain Morgan while ridin’ your cowboy?
    Spooning probably gets the *ahem* strongest results and coming in second…tee hee, I’ve heard it called the Golden Bridge :twisted: yum :P

    It really depends on LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION!

    :limp: Dislikes: Laying on your sides and facing each other. :roll: ‘Are you done yet?’

     
  47. Drusky, 18, December 2007, 19:15 |  

    Astryd & Annie, You’re the best… :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol:

     
  48. AnnieB, 18, December 2007, 19:37 |  
    AnnieB

    [Comment ID #220436 will be quoted here]

    Can you believe THAT got through the spam filter? :lol: :twisted: :wtf:

     
  49. Meshie, 18, December 2007, 20:41 |  

    I love the yellow snow !!

     
  50. Meshie, 18, December 2007, 20:41 |  

    I love the yellow snow !!

     
  51. Meshie, 18, December 2007, 20:41 |  

    I love the yellow snow !! :P

     
  52. Meshie, 18, December 2007, 20:41 |  

    I love the yellow snow !! :P

     
  53. Meshie, 18, December 2007, 20:42 |  

    When do I get my ZillaGirl Spanking!!!! i love a good spanking!!

     
  54. Meshie, 18, December 2007, 20:45 |  

    iMac issues!!! Sorry!! :roll:

     
  55. TimM, 19, December 2007, 6:18 |  

    Is there an echo in here?

    Dang it, I knew that Grinch had Muslim Jihad ties! There he is, bowing to Mecca!

     
  56. Astryd, 19, December 2007, 10:32 |  

    [Comment ID #220444 will be quoted here]

    SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK!

     
  57. Astryd, 19, December 2007, 10:35 |  

    [Comment ID #220438 will be quoted here]

    No shit! Must be a major glitch in the system!
    Here let me fix it. :P

     
  58. Meshie, 20, December 2007, 11:41 |  

    Why Thank you!!! That was wonderful!! :twisted: