Comments on: How you know you’ve been on Facebook too long

By: StevieC

StevieC — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 00:48:22 +0000

Hey Astryd,

When you first learned to count, it was uno, dos, tres. Wanna know what the last number is for?

By: Astryd

Astryd — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:22:22 +0000

Facebook: You encourage strangers and friends to vibrate your hamster. (Please be my guest)
You gift eggs that’ll hatch into the strangest things.
I bite more often and it’s ok.

By: Astryd

Astryd — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:52:46 +0000

Dave’s pinched me!

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Please sir, may I have s’more?

jules-as punishment I’ve dusted every Zillagirl with a tasty body powder, your obligation is to lick them clean from top to bottom without missing a millimeter beginning with missy.

fleetwood-There’s a Zillagirl in everyone on different levels. Youy just gotta find the right door to open to let her out. ’til then, we’ll take care of you baby. Nothin’ but tassle nipple pasties and chaps, gonna ride you like a bronco!

junkman- Does it count for girls? I feel most inspired when my fingertips get to work.

like an orgy without accessories. Still fun but could be so much better! I missed you too Drusky darling.

And to the Zillagirls-how ’bout a Slumber Party at my house so we can *ahem* catch up? Attire: It’s leather or nothing!

By: Davezilla

Davezilla — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:23:25 +0000

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That’s how we roll around here

By: Tammy

Tammy — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 07:57:15 +0000

It was better than I ever thought it could be and more. :undies:

By: julesOdeNile

julesOdeNile — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 07:45:55 +0000

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Astryd, I likes that you is back! actaully noticed your absence with great concern. was it something we said or something we didn’t say…. and will you please punish me for either :wang: :wang:
good to have you back.tell your boss to “Fuck off!”with all that work. in a nice way ofcourse. don’t want you to lose your livelyhood, now would I?

By: Davezilla

Davezilla — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 04:34:35 +0000

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Was it good for you too, Tammy?

By: lanabell

lanabell — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 03:35:01 +0000

Now what we need is one of these for myspace

By: Tammy

Tammy — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 02:10:31 +0000

Aw, I’m one of the women you’ve dry humped! Hurray!

By: Drusky

Drusky — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 01:44:20 +0000

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Yayyyyy! It wasn’t QUITE the same without you. It’s like peanut butter without the jelly. It’s like Mistress Darla without the whips, it’s like an orgy without the… Well… you get the point. Welcome back.