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Apologies for not posting. You’ll see why. It is so worth it. Back Friday night (I hope). Don’t break anything while I’m gone. Mind Darla’s whips.
Tags: Announcements.Apologies for not posting. You’ll see why. It is so worth it. Back Friday night (I hope). Don’t break anything while I’m gone. Mind Darla’s whips.
Tags: Announcements.
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You’re such a tease! Now we’ll be so excited waiting to hear your news there’s no telling what might happen here!
let’s talk about a tease AnnieB, have you seen your avatar
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:wang: :wang:?
Whips? Oh, goody-chains as well? I’m excited-is Santa coming early?
Sounds to me likes it’s TFIF party time.
Okay kiddies, drop your clothes at the door and c’mon it. Nicolette, Mandy, Nikki, and AnnieB, we want you girls showing some skin and ready for action. Flash, you and Bjorn are our cameramen for the day. Darla, you’re working crowd control. Astryd, I want you to count those who are coming and report back to me.
Everyone else in to the pool. :boob::wang::boob:
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Can’t. My G/f and I got a date tonight! We’re gonna let hubby join and hope he doesn’t blow his load early!
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Never mind the pool, let’s all go to Nicolette’s place!
Yeeeeow! Whip me, spank me, make me write bad checks! I wanna be bad cause it feels sooooo good.
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Don’t break anything? Ummm… does that include wind?
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No blowing bubbles in the pool, dude.
That’s MISTRESS DARLA to you, Dave…I’m afraid you’ll need some extra punishment
Any suggestions, Zillaheads?
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No worse punishment than being strapped to a chair in a soundproof room (where no one can hear you scream) with a stereo blasting Celine Dion, Ricky Martin, New Kids on the Block and other bubble gum brain cell killing tunes …. over and over and over again. All the while knowing that everyone else in Zillaland is partying naked by the pool. Everyone, except Bjorn who is alone in the kiddie pool splashing and blowing bubbles.
hey. where is astryd? she’s been gone for a while now hasn’t she?
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Not much of a party, then, is it?
Mistress Darla here and my whips are ablazin’! Who’s first?
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Janice tied the final knot, grinning as she fastened the cotton rope bonds that tied Alexis and George, naked, back to back on the leather Ottoman. Tied at wrists and waist. And blindfolded. Then she grabbed Alexis’ husband Arnie and, turning on the stereo, headed for the hot tub. The DVD started with ‘It’s A Small, Small World’, repeated twice, then swung into David Rose’s ‘Stripper’, the old show tune ‘Just The Way You Are Tonight’, and after a rousing ‘Thus Spake Zarathustra’ from 2001: A Space Odyssey, then a silly MIDI ‘Chicken Dance’ riff - and repeat.
Janice figured one full repeat, after her own ‘happy ending’, should have the bound couple ready for the next round ..
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Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Could you stick to the left side though, the right one’s still a little tender.
That’s one tender butt cheek coming right up! WHIP!
i’m sporting a stedgie. do you have anything to relieve the pressure?
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Nicolette’s keyboard is apparently open for deposits ….
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Come to Mama bebe
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Now, isn’t that better than a keyboard?
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Ooooooooooh, Mistress Darla (MD), that’s just what the doctor ordered. You are so wise. I bow to you. Now, do it again!
The visual has to be right.
That’s better!
Did that help luv?
up periscope!
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At least two whippings a day is good for your health, I always say. WHIP, WHIP!
[Comment ID #219896 will be quoted here]absolutely. but you know with these pesky stedgies they do not stay down for long. it’s like whac-a-mole.
perhaps a restraint or two would be in order.
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Apparently, Santa’s not the only one coming early around here…
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Maybe, but using a mallet usually isn’t the best way to knock one down….
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Aww, I bet the left one’s tender too. May I kiss
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the right one and make it better. I have a magical
tongue.
We are all obviously sexually frustrated. I thinking…either my girlfriend learns the way of the ZillaGirls or she is history…starting tonight!
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Have a great weekend everyone.
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I don’t think he’s using a mallet darlin’.
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It hurts soooo bad. Are you sure you’re up to the task?
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Oh, absotively and posilutely, babe. I have reams
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of satisfied customers” testimonials.
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Any on video?
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forget the spanking. this is a good night to just be bent over and taken forcibly.
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Maybe at first…
I love this blog, especially when our sexuality rises to such an intensity. I am soooo missing my lover and his :wang:…
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Spoken like a true zilla girl
Dave, you said we’d see friday and it’s saturday where i am! what’s up?
We’re getting out of control, not that it’s a bad thing … maybe you should do this more often
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(bats eyes) i nearly wore out my rabbit last night after reading this post. where’s the masturbation icon zilla?
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Some rabbits have all the luck.