Complete this Sentence, #40

“I don’t know what the future may hold, but I know who holds __________ .”

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25 comments:

  1. Drea, 30, November 2007, 12:48 |  

    Wow. There’s nothing like knowing the guy you’re dating wasn’t checking out the girl next to you, but the guy she was with. I’d probably have to make out with at least two hot chicks to make myself feel better…

     
  2. Drea, 30, November 2007, 12:48 |  

    Wow. There’s nothing like knowing the guy you’re dating wasn’t checking out the girl next to you, but the guy she was with. I’d probably have to make out with at least two hot chicks to make myself feel better…

     
  3. AnnieB, 30, November 2007, 14:04 |  
    AnnieB

    “I don’t know what the future may hold, but I know who holds Flash down while Mistress Darla whips him into submission.”

     
  4. patrick, 30, November 2007, 14:39 |  

    I may not know what the future holds but I know who holds “my ‘cash and prizes’-Mistress Darla. Please ma’am, may I have another? I won’t behave but I will be trained, with the proper instruction.

     
  5. Meagan, 30, November 2007, 14:59 |  
    Meagan

    “I don’t know what the future may hold, but I know who holds on real tight when I zap his balls with a car battery.” :twisted:

     
  6. rust, 30, November 2007, 16:21 |  

    I don’t know what the future may hold, but I know who holds the Spice controls the UNIVERSE!

     
  7. DaPopster, 30, November 2007, 16:21 |  

    [Comment ID #217976 will be quoted here]

    Gee Meagan, do you spend a lot of evenings alone?

     
  8. Flash Gordon, 30, November 2007, 17:34 |  
    Flash Gordon

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    I don’t know what the future may hold, but I know
    who holds my johnson.

    I submit easily; three good lashes should do it
    Mistress Darla. :wang: :wang: :o :kiss:

     
  9. Fleetwood, 30, November 2007, 17:41 |  

    ….But I know who CONTROLS 50% of the money and 100% of the P*ssy in the world…women….that is why my friends we guys will never win. And so it goes!

     
  10. ItsMeMaven, 30, November 2007, 18:00 |  

    “I don’t know what the future may hold, but I know who holds gerbils, ever-so-lovingly before rectal insertion.”

     
  11. Jay Laverdure, 30, November 2007, 18:05 |  

    Link of The Day: “Maybe it’s just me, but…”

    Oh, I don”t know- Maybe it IS just me:

    But, regardless of what gender I might be attracted to,
    I would NOT(!) be kissing anyone, of either gender,
    on a first encounter, regardless of whether I
    was out with someone else on a first date or not!

    Oh, and for the “Complete The Sentence” category:

    “…but I know that the person holding my testicles
    in an unwavering partially-crushed condition has my complete and undivided attention!”

     
  12. Meagan, 30, November 2007, 18:26 |  
    Meagan

    [Comment ID #217979 will be quoted here]

    You clearly haven’t been to my 24/7 dungeon. :twisted:

     
  13. Fleetwood, 30, November 2007, 18:32 |  

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    Bravo my dear.

     
  14. Fleetwood, 30, November 2007, 18:50 |  

    [Comment ID #218012 will be quoted here]
    BTW how do I request an invitation?

     
  15. Drusky, 30, November 2007, 20:13 |  

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    You mean the one with the express drive thru? :lol:

     
  16. Bigwavdave, 30, November 2007, 22:52 |  

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    You get down on your knees and grovel, fool.

     
  17. Lake Effect, 30, November 2007, 22:58 |  

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    Wow…you’re so last century!

     
  18. Spud, 30, November 2007, 23:41 |  

    “I don’t know what the future may hold, but I know who holds the lunch bag, and they have my undivided attention.”

     
  19. chainstay, 30, November 2007, 23:52 |  

    I know this pseudo-SM/BD site is holding my attention.

     
  20. Brooklyn R., 1, December 2007, 0:48 |  
    Brooklyn R.

    …But I know who holds me accountable for my actions, and it sure as hell ain’t me! :P

    The Devil made me do it! :twisted:

     
  21. Brooklyn R., 1, December 2007, 0:49 |  
    Brooklyn R.

    BTW Dave, didn’t you already have “crazy cross dresser” as a link like a week ago?

     
  22. junkman, 1, December 2007, 1:21 |  

    “I don’t know what the future may hold, but I know who holds the ownership to the sight that determines what the future holds and his name is davezilla. and that is one or more words. i don’t really know him but am affiliated with his sight through a million e-mails that i sent. and it’s worth alot of money. which holds financial freedom. for him. and i think he may be a kidder. but i’m not sure. but my defenses are up just in case. (J)oey (G)onad (B)adda Bing Balducci.”
    p.s. I’m sorry. You were taking so long in the bathroom and this guy was looking at me. Next thing I knew we were making out and you came back and stormed out of the bar. I just want you to know that I really liked you and I’m not gay, I just have gay experiences sometimes. You are a beautiful girl and I’m glad that you came on date with me. I would like very much to try again. This time I will give all my love to you.
    JGB. PRESIDENT. STRIKING WHILE THE IRON IS HOT.

     
  23. j, 1, December 2007, 3:01 |  

    C****-a-doodle-doo!

     
  24. stevestuff, 1, December 2007, 3:52 |  

    … the future - and his name rhymes with oogle!

     
  25. Meagan, 1, December 2007, 15:59 |  
    Meagan

    [Comment ID #218032 will be quoted here]

    Bend over and spank yourself while I watch and I’ll consider giving you an invitation. :twisted:

    [Comment ID #218225 will be quoted here]

    Now buy one and get one free spanking!