Celebrity books that never saw print
- Britney Spears Guide to Succesful Parenting
- Gene Simmons Golden Book of Celibacy
- Jokes to tell your grandmother, by Gilbert Godfrey
- Michael Jackon’s Makeup Secrets
- Rosie O’Donnell’s Art of Being a Lady
- An Illustrated History of Modesty by Paris Hilton
- Johnny Cash’s Guide to a More Colorful You
- Michael Vick’s Big Book of Pets
- Better English in 30 Days with Flavor Flav
- Shane McGowan’s Secrets to a Beautiful Smile
Your turn. What books did I miss?
Tags: Words.
Child-Friendly Blogging by Davezilla
Having Fun While Sober by Lindsay Lohan Playing Safe by Mistress Darla
The Butt-Pirates Book to understanding the National Football League….authored by all of the B-P’s in Hollywood.
:D Miss Manners Guide to Stripper/Hooker Ettiqute
Stop Terrorism by Putting All The Mean People in a Special Country by Tara Reid.
“Make Peace, Not War” George W. Bush
“A Guide to Eloquence” George W. Bush
“101 Beauty Tips” Hillary Clinton
“101 Hair Styling Guides” Donald Trump
Positive Motivation and Uplifting Morale by Simon Cowell Patrick Stewart’s Big Book Of Haircare Secrets
“How to make friends with Muslim Arabs”, by GeeDubya. “Firearm Safety”, by the Dick “Principles of Economics,” by GeeDubya.
:P 
Martha Stewart’s guide to the stock market. how to live a healthy lifestyle by Manuel Uribe.
Bill Clinton’s Expert Guide to Cigar Rolling..and tasting.
How to Invade a Country for No Good Reason and Waste Billions of Dollars and Lives by George W.Bush.
How to Make it to a World Series by the Chicago Cubs
How Not to Look Like a Cheap Hooker by Pamela Anderson
A Bird Watchers Guide by Stevie Wonder
John Candy’s Guide to a Slimmer You
A Toe Tapper’s Guide by….whatever the Idaho senator’s name is…
“Don’t Screw With Me!”, by Hillary Clinton.
:o
“Kama Sutra Positions I have Practiced in the Back Seat of A Studebaker”, by AnnieB.
:wang:
I believe that would be “Kama Sutra Positions I Haven’t Practiced in the Back Seat of (insert any make or model here)”
Dave, Loved the topic. I wonder about the participation…any ideas?
I’ve never believed in karma,by O.J.Simpson
Close, but no cigar. The great state of Georgia, which used to be Democratic until the damYankees moved in.
Extreme Nasal Cleanliness by Robert Downey Jr.
The Wild Years by Al Gore, and don’t forget the book Motivational Speeches by Dr. Kavorkian
Nurture your friends and grow free, by Hilary Clinton.
Being an honest man and a loyal husband provides all the joy I need in this life, Bill Clinton.
How fungus under your fingernails can taint your cooking, by Rachel Ray
Celebrating my successful TV season, by Tony Danza
“How To Pass a Drug Test” by Barry Bonds
“I Pissed in a Bottle for Barry” by I.P.Freely
Staying Free From Cannabis-By Cypress Hill
“A Guide to the Natural Wonders of the Earth and What We Can Do to Preserve It” presented by the Exxon Corp.
Decorating tips by Dennis Kozlowski.
Decorating tips by Dennis Kozlowski.
How to Win Friends and Influence People by Honest John Howard with a special foreword by Tony Blair and George Bush.
And a picture of Dale Carnegie rolling over in his grave, I trust.
“The Power of Positive Drinking” – Oliver Reed
“Chicken Shit for the Soul” – Karl Rove
“Inherent Paradoxes within Einstein’s Theory of Relativity and their Influence on Modern Particle Physics” – Paris Hilton.
“Jesus, Who Does a Guy Have to Blow to Get a Beer and a BLT in this Cave?” – Osama Bin Laden
“Out of My Cold Dead .. Something or Other.” – Charlton Heston.
“How to Completely Take Your Mind Off Eating” – Terri Schiavo
“The Art of Shakespearean Stage Acting” – Steven Segal.
Jessica Simpson’s Book With Words
“Winning Strategies for Desert Warfare”, by Don Rumsfield.
“Everything Does Taste Like Chicken” - A compilation of short stories from the Andes plane crash survivors.
“The Anorexic’s Guide to Cleaning Puke Off Your Shoes” - Lara Flynn Boyle supplemental reading: “The Anorexic’s Guide to Keeping Puke Off Your Shoes”
“The Celebrity’s Guide to Great Downhill Skiing Locations” - Sonny Bono
“101 Fun Places to Urinate” - R. Kelly
“The Illustrated Guide to Pudding” - Bill Cosby
“How to please your man” by Hilary Clinton
“The art of avoiding obstacles while skiing gracefully ” - Sonny Bono
Will the Bono book be subtitled, “Men in Trees”?
William. Shatner’s School! Of Acting. For. Television!
Vegetarian Eating by Jeffery Dahmer
DaveZ’s Office Guide to Corporate Website Building.
SITES and SOUGHNDS of Mirka by J.B (two initials) president Numbskulls Inc.
HOT! HOT! HOT! easy reading for social media experts by JGB (cause that how they roll)
“hairstyle” by Cruella deVille
and that ever-popular mishmash, co-authored by Robin Leech and Mme Toussaud: “Wax Lips of the Rich and Famous”