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		<title>By: lunatic</title>
		<link>http://www.davezilla.com/2007/11/25/lamest-super-powers-to-have/comment-page-1/#comment-221614</link>
		<dc:creator>lunatic</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Dec 2007 09:01:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;I would say the power to smell a fart from a mile away would be the most useless super power&lt;/p&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I would say the power to smell a fart from a mile away would be the most useless super power</p>
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		<title>By: Nicolette</title>
		<link>http://www.davezilla.com/2007/11/25/lamest-super-powers-to-have/comment-page-1/#comment-217687</link>
		<dc:creator>Nicolette</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 12:32:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[Comment ID #217290 will be quoted here]

 :-&#124; Very &quot;Bio-Dome&quot;</description>
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<p> <img src='http://www.davezilla.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_neutral.gif' alt=':-|' class='wp-smiley' />  Very &#8220;Bio-Dome&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Astryd</title>
		<link>http://www.davezilla.com/2007/11/25/lamest-super-powers-to-have/comment-page-1/#comment-217661</link>
		<dc:creator>Astryd</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 21:23:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Just think Mystery Men...</description>
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		<title>By: Lake Effect</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lake Effect</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 05:28:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>...Oh crap. Forgot about that. I guess it happens...
http://ktla.trb.com/news/ktla-hairball,0,6002405.story?coll=ktla-news-2
 :puke: :oops: :puke: :wtf: :?:</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;Oh crap. Forgot about that. I guess it happens&#8230;<br />
<a href="http://ktla.trb.com/news/ktla-hairball,0,6002405.story?coll=ktla-news-2" rel="nofollow">http://ktla.trb.com/news/ktla-hairball,0,6002405.story?coll=ktla-news-2</a><br />
 :puke: <img src='http://www.davezilla.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_redface.gif' alt=':oops:' class='wp-smiley' />  :puke: :wtf: <img src='http://www.davezilla.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_question.gif' alt=':?:' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Drusky</title>
		<link>http://www.davezilla.com/2007/11/25/lamest-super-powers-to-have/comment-page-1/#comment-217634</link>
		<dc:creator>Drusky</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 02:38:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Lake Effect Wished:
 &#039;The ability to chew beard hair off from the inside, thus eliminating shaving.&#039;

Just remember to post a pic of that hairball you&#039;d get when they pull it out... :twisted:</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lake Effect Wished:<br />
 &#8216;The ability to chew beard hair off from the inside, thus eliminating shaving.&#8217;</p>
<p>Just remember to post a pic of that hairball you&#8217;d get when they pull it out&#8230; <img src='http://www.davezilla.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif' alt=':twisted:' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Kit</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kit</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 02:32:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don&#039;t know, at least #15 would save you money. I could use that...

And #16 would work really well at an evaluation with The Boss: 
&quot;Well, it looks like you could improve on your punctuality. Oh. Ow. *shifts uncomfortably* Excuse me a minute.&quot;

And you could make a mint of #19.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t know, at least #15 would save you money. I could use that&#8230;</p>
<p>And #16 would work really well at an evaluation with The Boss:<br />
&#8220;Well, it looks like you could improve on your punctuality. Oh. Ow. *shifts uncomfortably* Excuse me a minute.&#8221;</p>
<p>And you could make a mint of #19.</p>
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		<title>By: Drusky</title>
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		<dc:creator>Drusky</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 02:30:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[Comment ID #217297 will be quoted here]


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I&#039;d say that several members of this site have already &#039;enjoyed the moment&#039;...

 :wang: :evil: :limp: :P</description>
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I&#8217;d say that several members of this site have already &#8216;enjoyed the moment&#8217;&#8230;</p>
<p> :wang: <img src='http://www.davezilla.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_evil.gif' alt=':evil:' class='wp-smiley' />  :limp: <img src='http://www.davezilla.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Fleetwood</title>
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		<dc:creator>Fleetwood</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 21:55:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Attempting to look like Nicolette when you ass is actually flat, fat, hail damaged, or better used to land 747 Jumbo Jets. Nicolete..if you shake your avatar please give us warning.....we will want to enjoy the extended moment.......</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Attempting to look like Nicolette when you ass is actually flat, fat, hail damaged, or better used to land 747 Jumbo Jets. Nicolete..if you shake your avatar please give us warning&#8230;..we will want to enjoy the extended moment&#8230;&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: Bjorn Freeh</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bjorn Freeh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 21:06:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[Comment ID #217287 will be quoted here]

Well, that depends. Are you talking to copiers and fax machines or pencils and paper clips?</description>
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<p>Well, that depends. Are you talking to copiers and fax machines or pencils and paper clips?</p>
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		<title>By: StevieC</title>
		<link>http://www.davezilla.com/2007/11/25/lamest-super-powers-to-have/comment-page-1/#comment-217618</link>
		<dc:creator>StevieC</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 18:46:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[Comment ID #217613 will be quoted here]

In my mind, you already do. :twisted: :wang:</description>
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<p>In my mind, you already do. <img src='http://www.davezilla.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif' alt=':twisted:' class='wp-smiley' />  :wang:</p>
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