Why Johnny Can’t Read

Posted by Davezilla 23 November, 2007 Latest: blaster gas, hpg, Davezilla, MRDOUG, Astryd,

Why Johnny Can't Read

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17 comments:

  1. patrick, 23, November 2007, 15:58 |  

    OK, if he was really sharp he would have left out the “o”. And I’m pretty sure he put his ‘month’ sticker in the wrong place. TM/IM is ruining the King’s English.

     
  2. Meagan, 23, November 2007, 16:02 |  
    Meagan

    But when it came to reading bizarre license plates, Johnny was a pro.

     
  3. Bjorn Freeh, 23, November 2007, 16:56 |  
    Bjorn Freeh

    Ed, you see, ate Oregon.

     
  4. AnnieB, 23, November 2007, 16:57 |  
    AnnieB

    FORNIC8OR (Mind Fucker)

     
  5. Flash Gordon, 23, November 2007, 17:32 |  
    Flash Gordon

    Giant cross dressing hairball. I almost hurled. :puke: :?: :!: :wtf: :limp:

     
  6. Drusky, 23, November 2007, 19:31 |  

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    Too many letters… It’d have to be 4NIC8OR… :lol:

     
  7. Brad K., 23, November 2007, 19:35 |  

    Enough Duck Until Clinton Ate Our Rice.

    My grandpa loves his car. He washes, waxes, and polishes every Saturday. And he and Grandma agree, no bumper stickers. It might be nice to return from vacation with ‘We Heart Wisconsin’ or ‘Lake of the Woods or Bust’, or even ‘Fermi Power Got Me Glowing’ - but after a couple of washes the corners would start lifting. And often the paint peeled if you tried to remove the sticker. So no stickers.

    But this year Grandpa is steaming mad over the presidential candidate field. Thinking back to the days when Pat Paulson or even Ralph Nader ran, Grandpa thinks the current crop are .. less that appealing.

    Grandpa especially dislikes that crew-cut haired lady that moved to New York before she found someone to elect her to the Senate. Hilary. I don’t mention “Clinton” or “Hilary” at Grandpa’s house.

    But I do think his ‘clinton ate our rice’ thing was pretty obscure.

     
  8. MrStitch, 23, November 2007, 21:17 |  

    Gee… I thought I seen something on the news about Michigan’s academic uncertainty…

     
  9. Nicolette, 24, November 2007, 7:53 |  
    Nicolette

    :wtf: Hukd on foniks wurkd 4 ME! :wtf:

     
  10. Spud, 24, November 2007, 8:26 |  

    Funny, I thought it read “Ecuador” and I was kinda wondering why you’d have a country on your number plate…

     
  11. Salmon, 24, November 2007, 9:24 |  
    Salmon

    I can imagin Arnold Schwarzenegger teaching a bunch of american kids english in his latest film
    ‘The Educator 3 - Rise of the pre 1939 Literature’ :P

     
  12. blaster gas, 24, November 2007, 11:04 |  
    blaster gas

    The hairball story made me wanna hurl. :?:

     
  13. AnnieB, 24, November 2007, 21:32 |  
    AnnieB

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    Man boobs! :limp:

    @ Drusky :P: :lol:

     
  14. hpg, 25, November 2007, 14:37 |  

    Photoshop, or it has been stuck on for the picture, you can see that APR sticker is very old and has been restuck on this plate for the pic.

     
  15. Davezilla, 25, November 2007, 18:37 |  
    Davezilla

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    Nope, I took it myself with a cameraphone this week. No Photoshop.

     
  16. MRDOUG, 26, November 2007, 14:52 |  
    MRDOUG

    Who cares if Johnny can read, as long as he can get the head bolts on those new Cadillacs well who really cares right? Now what you have to be worried about is teaching him how to put the freaking stickers on right. If not you will get that new Chevy with two rear left doors on it.

    As for that hair ball all I can say is that is the perfect argument to shave your significant other…

     
  17. Astryd, 26, November 2007, 18:37 |  

    Are you smarter than a fifth grader?

    Bumber sticker- My two year old is smarter than…you.