Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

36 comments:

1. Infernos, 22, November 2007, 23:55 |  
   dropped his teeth

    
2. Mandy, 23, November 2007, 0:00 |  
   

   dipped his

    
3. Suzi, 23, November 2007, 0:32 |  
   *Cue Match Game music*

   WHIZZED.

   Obviously.

   Particularly amusing to me since my former boss, whose impossible behavior caused me to put all my stuff in a box and leave, never to return, is nicknamed Jingo. Beautiful.

    
4. Lake Effect, 23, November 2007, 1:22 |  
   Urrpped

    
5. Mr. Biggles, 23, November 2007, 1:37 |  
   saw his reflection

    
6. Vicus Scurra, 23, November 2007, 2:24 |  
   jingoed

    
7. Lung the Younger, 23, November 2007, 3:28 |  
   drowned

    
8. Nicolette, 23, November 2007, 3:56 |  
   

   sneezed

    
9. Spud, 23, November 2007, 6:05 |  
   fell

    
10. vne, 23, November 2007, 6:38 |  
    

    was fucking

     
11. vne, 23, November 2007, 6:39 |  
    

    was fucking

     
12. Nicolette, 23, November 2007, 7:17 |  
    

    I am soooooo trying out the Trash Can Method this Christmas for our turkey! Wonder if it works for Ham too?

     
13. StevieC, 23, November 2007, 7:20 |  
    

    dipped his ladle

     
14. Brooklyn R., 23, November 2007, 7:46 |  
    

    Dropped his chew cup

     
15. Lung the Younger, 23, November 2007, 8:36 |  
    deployed troops

     
16. junkman, 23, November 2007, 9:27 |  
    

    danced a hornpipe

     
17. patrick, 23, November 2007, 10:36 |  
    “Dangled his ‘cash and prizes’”! Oh my, can we say that on national television? Survey says, THAT’S THREE STRIKES! Good night folks and thanks for watching The Family Feud”.

     
18. Chris S, 23, November 2007, 10:51 |  
    put laxative

     
19. Davezilla, 23, November 2007, 10:55 |  
    

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    Spewed me chai on that one.

     
20. chainstay, 23, November 2007, 11:26 |  
    Wrestled naked with the turkey.

     
21. Jay Laverdure, 23, November 2007, 13:34 |  
    …played his original composition “Fart Bubble Symphony, 27 Movements in Thick Liquid, in C Minor”…

     
22. scamper, 23, November 2007, 14:02 |  
    Blew his wad in the gravy

     
23. scamper, 23, November 2007, 14:02 |  
    Blew his wad in the gravy

     
24. rust, 23, November 2007, 15:48 |  
    took a bath

     
25. Meagan, 23, November 2007, 16:07 |  
    

    Shat in the gravy.

     
26. AnnieB, 23, November 2007, 16:45 |  
    

    found a rat

     
27. Flash Gordon, 23, November 2007, 17:15 |  
    

    Wrestled AnnieB and Mandy in the mashed ‘Taters. :wang: :boob:

     
28. irishcoffee, 23, November 2007, 17:29 |  
    tried to mud-wrestle Auntie Maud in the gravy

     
29. irishcoffee, 23, November 2007, 17:30 |  
    tried to mud-wrestle Auntie Maud in the gravy

     
30. irishcoffee, 23, November 2007, 17:31 |  
    tried to mud-wrestle Auntie Maud in the gravy

     
31. Night Queen, 23, November 2007, 19:48 |  
    whacked off
    blew a dangler creamed upchucked
    

    bo jangled

     
32. Salmon, 24, November 2007, 9:17 |  
    

    put ’special medicine’

     
33. tinamarie, 24, November 2007, 23:57 |  
    flicked his booger

     
34. Astryd, 26, November 2007, 14:58 |  
    Dropped Dead

     
35. Meshie, 26, November 2007, 21:36 |  
    LOL!!! LMAO!!!

    “Dangled his ‘cash and prizes’”! Oh my, can we say that on national television? Survey says, THAT’S THREE STRIKES! Good night folks and thanks for watching The Family Feud”.

    Thank you Patrick, Meshie

     
36. Meshie, 26, November 2007, 21:40 |  
    Slide in the gravy!