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I got your McSlappy meal right here, mother:wang:er
Ma name is Borat High five!
McChild Abuse.
Ronald..Dude..you need to use some McRight Guard
Lay off of me Ronald. All I said was,”that your sister tastes like the Filet O’Fish”.
look at this picture when you’re well stoned… absoutly hilarious xD
99 million bitch-slapped
What did Ronald’s Hand say to the face…
SLAP!!!!!!!!!!!
Coooold Blooooooooded
Cause I’m Ronald McDonald Bitch!!!
Come one back here boy! I’m gonna put a McHurtin’ on ya! If you cry I’ll just make you my McBitch. Now say it! Say it McProud!
Do you want fries with that?
That’s my McBoy!
I said “I’m Lovin’ It” and you better damn well love it too, BITCH!
Don’t you dare tell anyone I showed you my McSausage.
Mc Donald the Pimp is coming for his money and I pity those who don’t have his money. I wonder if he did the Pimp’s Prayer before slapping this fool.
“NOT IN THE FACE! NOT IN THE FACE!”
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I’m seein’ something that I’d love to slap
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Easy Stevie! I bruise!
“It’s called a BigMac you ass!”
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What is not to Love about your fabulous McButtMuffin?
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Mandy’s is better!
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Hmmm, sounds to me like a closer inspection is required.
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Your hiney is shiney and PERFECT. Every guys dream!
Hagelsieg! Wir erobern unsere Feinde eine Pommes-Frites hintereinander.
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Once again, we’ll ask the two of you (and any other zillagirl for that matter) to submit hi-res pics for comparison purposes. 1680×1050 or higher resolution would be preferred.
“I told you it’s TWO all beef patties beeyatch”!
Don’t you,”Where’s the Beef?” me again kid.
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ahahahaa that made me laugh xDDD
Hey! Piss off Clown! …….. Heeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyaaaaa
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Seig Heil, mein Fuhrer!! Mein Dusseldorf ist Kaput!!
Just ’cause I’m smiling doesn’t mean I won’t beat the crap out of you kid. And leave my damn McNuggets alone!
Flash … I like your new avatar! Suits you perfectly!
Sammy jumped. Ducking through the mall Fast Food Arena, Sammy was trying to get away from his older sister. Janice had been .. irritated when their mother sent them to buy underwear. Janice had found buying boxers for Sammy a hoot - but didn’t think Sam-boy’s suggestion that she needed simple cotton panties for school was funny. Sammy got into reading the embroidery, “Hey look at these Pollock things! See, 4 pair, labeled ‘week one’, ‘week two’ .. And no lace on the back!” But Janice was considering the Aqua thongs with pink fringe when Sammy shouted, “Hey! Those are uglier than the ‘backless underwear’ Crystal advertises on ‘Boobs, Injuries, and Dr. Pepper!” And the race was on.
Ducking through the fairly dark ‘Sbarro’s Pizza’ seating, Sammy came on a terrifying sight - Janice ready to tear into him! But the blow didn’t land, and Sammy realized that he had been confused by a model of Ronald McDonald. “Whew,” Sammy said to the statue, “For a minute you looked like my sister!” And Sammy jumped a second time, as Janice’s, “What do you mean!?” came from behind him..
Damn…. my obvious reference to the single greatest super hero cartoon of all time (The Tick), got completely blind sided by Nicolette’s ass shot.
The reason why so many people are afraid of clowns.
“Can’t sleep, clown will eat me!”
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Spoon!
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McMuff pie?
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I promise to kiss (and lick and massage) it better
And then Ronald said “Get me my pimp stick, bitch”
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Hence the Facebook fan page. Mandy sent in some good ones that I need to upload. Any other volunteers?
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We wouldn’t want to overload you Mr Z. You get Mandy uploaded and the Zillaguys will be waiting; ready to lend a hand.
Actually, the boy should pose turned around and bent over. Obviously, Ronald is trying out for the Japanese spanking show from yesterday.
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Upload, upload!
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Entfalten Sie das spezielle Soßegas zur russischen Frontseite!
You bad boy! Time for a McDarla Happy Meal! Spank, spank, spank!
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I think Stevie was looking down as he typed that…
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1. Hail victory! We conquer our enemies Pommes Frites a row.
2. Deploying the special Soßegas the Russian front page!
I think this loses something in the translation.
It’s a sad sign of the times that neither Ronald nor the kid know shit about how to do the Safety Dance.
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Nice. I always knew there was something off about old Ronald. If he can’t tell the difference between Russian dressing and the special sauce then I think my theory is right. Its Russian dressing mixed with tartar sauce. This kid figured it out too apparently, and had to pay the McPiper.
(I don’t know any German but that’s what I tried to filter out of what you typed.)
Kid reads too much Stephen King.
SHMACK A MC!
YOU PAY FIRST, THEN YOU EAT! GOT IT?
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Okay, that one made me spit tea all over my monitor.
Then I felt old.
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Actually, it says to deploy the special sauce gas on the Russian front.
Babel Fish tries. This was a direct translation from English to German. Sometimes, though, I like to go from English to Spanish to French to German and back to English, just to see what results. Usually, it reads just like a George W Bush speech.
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Hold your horses, I’m uploading my butt as fast as I can.
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Good golly, that ought to be obvious!
:wang: 
:boob:
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Thanks, Babe. I think my computer is infested with
malware. It’s behaving as erratically as my first
mistress–kicking her didn’t change her any.
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Like McDogFood’s current slogan, I’m lovin’ it!
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Why not the boob shot??
:boob: 
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Savin’ them for dessert!
Ooooowi! Nicolette, baby you hurting me!
:wang:don’t stop. I love it when you do.:P
AnnieB, niiiice.
“My pimp hand is heavy”
Why, I oughta Slap those McNuggets right outta you