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When you asked me to eat your pussy, this wasn’t what I had in mind.
Wow…Is this disgusting or what ?!
Tuna Breath?
Reminds me of the time, I was imitating a cat meowing to a calico cat I once had. I was sitting on the couch doing this. I kept meowing until the cat slowly crawled up on me and almost stuck her head in my mouth.
Let’s see……….. another version of pussy eating another one?
all girls like to eat pussy once in a while
I smell pussy… Mom, are you in there ?
I find this picture on the Internet and you *will* go down faster than the Titannic, butt-face!
[heard playing in the background, Dr. Demento Radio Show playing Shel Silverstein's "Someone Ate the Baby"]“What do you mean, two of the damn kittens are missing since this morning!? Why are you looking at me that way?
You use vaseline on a cat’s paw to control hair balls, right? Just wondered.
I must say I do prefer a hairless kitty or a good, stiff … well, you know.
A drink! A good, stiff drink! Dirty minds people.
And I thought the Dental plan at my work sucked!?!
Bit of a dog, isn’t she?
This is what happened when she said “woof”
Yeah, Mandy’s ass is back!
When I exthplained to my kitty that she should try to catch a mouth, I don’t think that she fully underthtood what I wath trying to thay.
!Warning! Bad Joke Alert, Bad Joke Alert!!!
“Oh My God! That woman just puked up a kitten!”
(If this comment was too gross just tell me.)
This seldom seen and little known procedure will take care of dogbreath everytime…
or
General Tso’s kitten
What’s the matter? Cat got your tongue?
The newest food fad sweeping the nation: Korean sushi
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Your joke was better than TimM’s!
Stiff banana, AnnieB? I know you’re not that
:wang: 
desperate, altho some girls say it will do in a
pinch.
I think tongue piercings are getting way out of control.
I wonder do you taste like chicken….WTF you don’t!!!!
“just as i thought. it’s totally fuckin’ empty up there just like my goddam food bowl!
:evil:
A woman eating pussy could be an invitation for a threesome, or maybe even a ménage à cat
honist docta I justht yawned an dith cat crald in. Ath fo du poodol up my butt…..
that cat looks to be about 10″ long by 3″ to 4″ round. can anyone think of a substitute to relieve some pressure from the poor little fellar’s head?
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I eat that silly. I always have my BOB in case of an emergency.
Where’s your new avatar? I was looking forward to seeing what you picked out!
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Yeah, what a slob!
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I still haven’t picked one out, but I will. I have
a war going on with some squirrels. {demons}
New porn fetish taking shape.
“All that chinese food and I’m still hungry.”
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Fighting for your nutz?
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No, I guard them real diligently. The little rodents
eat my bird food.
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It would have gone over better if you’d just said
“Look at the size of the hairball I just coughed up…”
Face it, if she can wrap her mouth around a cat, just imagine what a ideal date she could be…
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Hey Flash, try switching to nyjer seed. Birds love it, squirrels don’t.
just got to cut down on the tuna intake, is all.
…and, thank god I’ve never had a cat interested in my butt-hole.
Things that are [MNSFW] are also [MNSIYLWM] - Maybe Not Safe If You Live With Mom. (ha ha)
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I knew a woman who would say “I had a good time with Bob.” The joke was that BOB meant Battery Operated Boyfriend.
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Thanks, man. I’ll surely try that.
Sadly, Maria’s esophagus topped out at six kittens, and Fluffy was never reunited with his brothers and sisters.
Pussy eating Pussy… thats just good entertainment
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haha I like that xD
I rember back in high school someone was smoking catnip, which smells just like marijuana when burnt, maybe this was the after effect
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So what you are saying is that instead of cotton mouth, you got kitten mouth?
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My relationship with my own BOB (Battery Operated Buddy) is not so serious, we’re more friends with benefits than anything else.
when your dentist said brush, floss and do all it takes, this is what he was talking about missy. smells like a rat died in there!
I was gonna eat that Bitch! Am comin in after it!
after the bunny in the hat trick, miss magisian here is working on the next one - cat out of butt - trick.