WAIT! I WILL HELPS YOU TIE THIS
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Rule #1: Never wear pants the same color as the scratching post.
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How did you know?
Just wait until that cat learns how to tie your shoes together as a gentle reminder to feed it…
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Raul, you misunderstand. This behavior is cat-speak for ‘You are late feeding me .. again.’ Cat’s aren’t necessarily big on time of day. But they are really strong believers in cause and effect. Such as, alarm rings - shower - get dressed - go to kitchen - feed cat. The know you haven’t been to the kitchen yet, and that is the important topic for them. Anything that delays ‘go to kitchen’ is teasing - you are toying with their minds by deliberately delaying ‘go to the kitchen.’ Since you are playing anyway, they figure you need to be playing with them.
If you tie the shoes after feeding the cat, you lose your helper - and snagged threads in pants and socks.
You have forgotten your most basic help !
You have forgotten your most basic help !
You have forgotten your most basic help !
Perhaps he thought your pants were too long and wanted to help with adjusting their height? I don’t know, My cat just bitches at me till I give it what it wants, usually food. ( a la wake up cat from the other day)
Ha, cool pic Dave.
Dave has now officially gone over to the dark side…it appears there is no help for him. Alas, we hardly knew ye… soon he will be leaving posts ala the Sultan of Cleveland and wearing women’s bras for underwear.
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It (the post) was in “My kitten plays fetch!” Duh
@ Nicolette - I believe that’s Natalie … at least, I hope to kiss a cat it is.
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Yes, I am not one to wear thumb rings.
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How about cock rings?
See how my mind works … just skips over tasteless and goes right to the gutter.
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And we LOVE that about you - Don’t ever change!
Please refer to Viral Video #3 for a lesson in cat behavior.
Does your cat like to watch you pee? My cat is fascinated by the act. This amuses/creeps me out. I guess I should just keep the door shut. But who am I to deny my kitten a bit of entertainment. As long as she doesn’t fall in or swat at the source.
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Glad you could join me! There’s a lot of people who come by this gutter who could use a spanking. Want one?
I got nothing for the kitten but AnnieB I’m sure you are quite tasty
and Mistress Darla are we taking numbers today or is it first cum first spank 
Today is: Sycophantic Elephants Day
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How much does an Elephant tharapist charge per hour
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Now spanking number 69.
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I have to lock my bathroom door and my cat still meows and reaches underneath to try and get in. Next time make a lol with the cat in the bathroom ” I’z watchz u pee”
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Oh good! I believe I am number 70, but not so hard,
:wang: 
please; I haven’t recovered from the last spanking.
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What do you mean ‘goes right to the gutter’? Seems to me it pretty much STAYS in the gutter…
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Guilty as charged! I only come up for air.
Yoohoo, Mistress Darlaaaaa ….
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She’s a little busy spanking the living daylights out of Flash right now, so nah!
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I’m next!!!!
Must I leave my pants on or do you prefer barebottom?
okay, pay attention. like i sez last time, this goeses here…and loopz out like so…thatz it!
What rabbit?! You said the rabbit goes in the hole!! Where’s the fucking rabbit?!
“I thought what we had was Special, Mr. Left. And after all those times I humped you
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The cat is mad because he doesn’t have opposable thumbs(and he doesn’t wear shoes).
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Like you should even ask?
SPANK!