Caption Time #204
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Lisa Marie celebrates Elvis Day with her new boytoy, Benny Lava
donny and marie. the early days.
French Baywatch?
(cue music “Stayin Alive” by the BeeGees)
“You like my skirt? Yeah beyotch! I got a matching man bag too!”
We are aliens from the planet Zoltron. On Zoltron, when we do sex reassignment surgery we don’t do it top to bottom like you silly Earthlings. We do it left to right!
That guy looks like he fell on a cheese shredder sideways. And they both look like they need to be bitchslapped, repeatedly with much intensity and enthusiasm.
You know, I’m honestly not sure who’s prettier in this photo.
If that guy’s “skirt” gets any lower he’ll be arrested for indecent exposure. Though any guy who dresses like that might not have anything to expose!
A guy in a skirt?! Hey, whatever floats your boat…
I like the handle on the fembot’s head.
It’s Gaydar and his sidekick Lesberilla. Here to right wrongs…stop fashionistas and save the word for bad interior decorating nightmares. Evil Doers beware!
/fanfare music playing/
Super Heroins of the 21st century come with a sissy sidekick who doubles up as a boyband singer by night. can you say “westlife”?!?
my twin siz and I are so close I wear everything she wears and her doll friends are my doll friends. today we are visiting the wonderful beach together and we will have such fun…..! (m0ments later, a pack of kids in all black and masks beat the crap out of the dude)
Extremely effeminate future guy: Hey Sailor! Where do you go to catch a Faerie around here?
Hot but fashion challenged future girl: I’m so hot, I’m so bitchin’, I’m so cool
Extremely effeminate future guy: Do we at least have enough time to get my dinghy wet?
Hot but fashion challenged future girl: I’m so hot, I’m so bitchin’, I’m so cool
Extremely effeminate future guy: I am getting so excited, can you tell?
Hot but fashion challenged future girl: Put your 3rd leg away! And take that sneaker off of it! It’s only an expression!
The man-skirt is a NIIIIIIiiiice touch.
Freddie and Flossie, the revered younger Bobbsey Twins, were devastated. Vacationing with Nan and Bert at the delightful family summer home in Geneva, Switzerland, the former Fat Fairy and Fat Fireman had planned for months to compete in the local “Clydesdale” foot race.
Their costumes mimicking horse harness, the leggings to imply the gorgeous feathers of the majestic Clydesdale draft horses - they believed they were ready. They had trained, they were excited, and focused. But they weren’t permitted to compete.
The “D” division Clydesdale race rules required men to be 102 kg+ (225 lbs), women to be 77 kg+ (170 lbs). And for the most part, they had to be brighter than the dressed-up sheep they resembled.
I guess we know who wears the pants in this relationship.
Mr. and Ms. Senior Class at Elton John High, on
:limp: 
their way to the Prom. Too sexy for their shirts.
I’d do him…her…um…aw, screw it, I’d do both of them…
Here we see the lead actors from the new Wonder Twins live action movie that is still in early stages of production. The part of their monkey companion Gleek has not yet been cast but rumors indicate Johnny Knoxville is a leading candidate.
Happy Holloween Everybody!!
This morning I’m a dark fairy (work appropriate attire)! I’ve posted those pics already. This evening I’ll be supergirl/woman? I’ll post those maybe tomorrow. I hope you all have fun and enjoy the hell out of it cuz I know I will!
ABBA: The Next Generation
This is what happens when women are permitted to dress a man.
Two of AnnieB’s cousins. Would you introduce me to
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the allegedly female one? I’d like her to polish
my knob.
“I fell in love with these curtains, and just felt absolutely compelled to to make these tasty little outfits out of them.”
have’nt you ever been to Scotland? haha
my only interesting input I can think of for this is, the chinese character on the man’s clothes means ‘love’
The gay lovers of Bararella & Flash Gordon or
2 members of the cheerleading squad for The Justice League of America.
The gay lovers of Bararella & Flash Gordon or
2 members of the cheerleading squad for The Justice League of America.
Twittledee and Twittledumb.
Flash - you can’t find a good maid there in Peachville?
AnnieB-Sure I can, Hon, but their polishers are
:kiss: 
:wang:
plumb worn out.
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That’s my girl!
“I give up. What are you?”
“Time travelers from the year two thousand and f’in’ loser.”
Dude…he’s got man boobs. And a skirt. And an absolutely FAAAAAAABULLLOUS attitude to his walk. Work it baby!
hey dave, is there something wrong with my link. i keep trying to quote other people but it comes up as an original “no quote attached” message. just looks funny.
Who ever they are, act nice to them and welcome them to our planet. Hopefully they come in Peace.
the one on the right either has a dangly nipple piercing or some seepage…
Mistress Darla shows off one of her better trained men by taking him for a walk ‘off-leash’…
Lovely Drusky, that’s the perfect caption.
On a totally different topic:
I was channel surfing when I came across the program title The Most Smartest Supermodel…or something like that. Wasn’t interested but something kept bringing me back to it on the guide, then it hit me.
Is the wording on that title incorrect or redundant to anyone else?
With spanish as my first language I had to take English (and Spanish too, ironically) several times, and granted, not much stuck but from the few lessons that did I think this is wrong.
Most Smartest=Most Most Smart?
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Not only is it redundant, it’s also an oxymoron
His left tit looks like it got caught in some sort of suction device.
Flash before she polishes your knob ya better make sure that horn on her head doesn’t flip forward so ya dont get stabbed in the abdomen.
Mr. T
I wonder why he’s not a guest judge on American idol?
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That guy really loves the cheese grater! And wearing my thong.
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Hey Pablo with a capital “P”—–bend me over and do me backwards
I thought it was my crappy monitor but the guy’s chest does look like maybe his left nipple piercing got infected.
“well at least we didn’t dress like idiots”
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Well AnnieB, looks like you have competition.
dave! were u and natalie out for a stroll?
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Mandy, you wicked temptress; that is one hot avatar.
Mind if I drool?
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whoa! Mandy’s avatar threw me backwards in my wheelchair. My front wheels going “squeak, squeak, squeak” as they spin in mid-air.
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Moi? Say it isn’t so!
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Wasn’t he past the ‘white’ thing?
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Yes, I’m in my Blue Period now.