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That link of the day is one psychedelic journey. I’m still trying to figure out what assisted living, citibank, bras, and genius kids have to do with a domain name, and I’m not even 1/10th done with the page!
“…ah say again Dwayne… was that lead 2 switch 3 or switch 3 lead 2?… come back…”
They’re right. I do suffer from dickydo disease. My belly sticks out further that my dicky do…
or
“Can you hear me now?”
now, junior, slowly now, you said that that therr machine, plugs into that therr other, machine, raght? an’ that oughta GIT-R-DONE?
C.S.I. Jacksonville.
The guy in the picture looks like my buddy Steve. Steve vehemently insists that he drinks diet cola because “sugar rots your teeth” and not because he wants to lose weight. He feels like he’d be a sissy to admit that he was on a diet.
:wtf:Memphis PD Bomb Squad
George was amazed. In the middle of his once-a-month ‘constitutional’ stroll through the back yard, he noticed that his boy had dug out the old geiger counter kit. Ah! that brought back memories, of the cold war, the threat to life and community.
Why, it had been just 4 years before that the boy’s mother (George still couldn’t .. stomach .. repeating the woman’s name, even to himself) had threatened to leave, then threatened to stay. George had been forced to move into the old family fallout-shelter. Which made sense, since he was trying to weather the .. fallout .. of commenting about the boy’s mother, and how she needed a wider sofa.
The cart was specially modified to hold the Geiger Counter box, the cords, sensor leads, the wind and other atmosphere sensors, and the all-important beer cooler underneath. George had enjoyed refurbishing the instruments, restoring the leads and sensors, and welding up and finishing what had been the boy’s mother’s ‘haul the cokes in to the refrigerator’ two-wheel dolly (and, *sigh*, she even got upset about using her cart!). But all good things must come to an end, and the boy’s mother decided to stay.
In the newly refurbished fallout shelter.
And swore she would remain there, alone, until George ‘fell down dead’. Such anger!
Oh, well. George checked, the ‘active’ light was still lit on the shelter entrance.
And his padlock still intact on the door.
re: video- we were loading cantaloupes and watermelons with Double Vodka thirty years ago. Aaah, fond summer memories of drunken revelry, rind fights and projectile vomiting!
Sad to think I used to be a roadie for Jackson Browne and now I’m reduced to lugging this crap around. Damn, I miss those days!
“fatman with racing stripes communicates with his only friend.”
Somebody (else) try the banana thing…
Let us know if you (don’t) live…
As for the banana video, it amazes me as to how something can be so cool and so gross at the same time. I can’t see eating one though looks too much like
maybe if it was more 
As for the banana video, it amazes me as to how something can be so cool and so gross at the same time. I can’t see eating one though looks too much like
maybe if it was more 
damn it! why can’t we delete double comments!
StevieC’s pitcrew gets ready for the race…
As far as the link of the day, how bad is it when the majority of your available bandwith is taken up by the opening page?
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“I say, that’s one sophistimicated piece of machine ya got there. Now, let me just fiddle with some of dem wires and… BOOM!”
Yet another Darwin Award winner.
Ed knew he needed the exercise, but converting the old grandstand to a jungle gym was turning out to be a bigger project than he’d expected, and it was time to call in help…
THe love child of Mama Cass and Elvis.
That banana shot looked like a dildo made out of boogers!
And as for the fat guy, where I’m from, I see people that big all the time. It’s quite sad when seeing someone that big has minimal to no effect on you!
Come in Cleetus, it’s Jim Bob.
I’m back here next to the thing-a-ma-gig
No, not the doo-hicky
Yeah, you know the thing-a-ma-bob that you use to juice up that big honkin’ what’sit
Whadda ya mean I need to plug my extension into it?
My heat seeker ain’t gettin nowheres near that puppy!
Oh, the cord, no problem good buddy!
By the way, it looks like someone left a chocolate donut next to it. Mind if I just help myself?
I come in peace.
this is ripe for a submission to: http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com
i can only imagine miguel’s comments.
Okay, I’ve eaten the band, the stage, and the audience. Now it’s time for dessert.
StevieC: the kinder, gentler miguel of zillaland!
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Sung to Wierd Al Yankovich’s “Just Eat It”…
Meagan said
“I say, that’s one sophistimicated piece of machine ya got there. Now, let me just fiddle with some of dem wires and… BOOM!â€
LOL the first word that popped into my head when I read this was > Doh
Part of my post didn’t seem to make it so here’s another try.
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Haayyyy dat blu ting downair looks like one oh dem insamulated lunch bag tings…I wunder if theys a samich in dare [drooling icon here].
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Where else other than at Davezilla would you EVER hear the term “dildo made out of boogers!”?
Sheesh, I bet not even that damn President Bush could make a bigger mess of this thing. By the way I’m new. I’m 13 so no I don’t give a damn about hemorrhoid jokes.
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Hey Grimmy, welcome to the Freaker’s Ball. Stick around awhile and we’ll teach you everything you need to know in order to be prepped for those upcoming college years.
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Don’t ya think he’s still into fairy tales StevieC?
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Sorry. Having a hard time concentrating with that new avatar of yours. Did you say something?
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I said “don’t ya think fairy’s have tales StevieC?”
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I said “don’t ya think fairies have tails StevieC?”
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Huh … wha? Did you, ummm …. say something? Ummm, no … no … no need to turn around when you talk to me.
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So you’re a “leg” man, huh?
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When they lead to treasure like that? Oh yeah!
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Oops, got so excited I didn’t notice I quoted myself. My computer came up with that thingie that says “You have performed an illegal whatever. I ask you … how does it know?
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And I thought I was the one having a ‘hard’ time