Caption Time #202
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C’mon… c’mon… just one more… just one more… and then I’ll quit. I swear to God, I’ll quit.
Awww, I didn’t mean it! I was just gonna lick him, I swear!
White trash pussy seeks bird to devour.
Hehehe… look at me just sit here and dwive dat bastard nuts. OH you can’t catch me putty-tat! You can’t catch me! You just got out of weehab? Ohhhhh dats too baaaad… you po widdo putty-tat… HEHEHE!
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I think that cat needs to get together with that syringe weilding devil-dog. Those are some whacked out eyes.
YEAH TOAST!
Please, Polly, I’m beggin’ ya. Just one rock. I’ll get the scratch somehow.
Braaawwk! No.
“I’ll give you a home little birdie… IN MY BELLY!”
Re: Link of the day
I can’t remember the last time I saw so many euphemisms for a man’s wing-dang-doodle.
Oh wait, yes I can. It was on this site.
So close, yet so far away…
Stalker status…RUN!!! (er, FLY!!!)
Polly says “‘You ever get the feelin’ you’re bein’ watched?”
*another window cleaner commercial, cats slammed face first into sliding door*
:twisted:Hehehehehe…..I’m watching you!
:wtf:Ever get that suspicious feeling someone is right behind you…… waiting to pounce?
Since I got nothing, nada, zip, how about a little nonsense? I’ll get it started.
StevieC says to Astryd “Ah, I knew you were a beautiful bird!
Now will you please open the door and let me in!” “But, but, you’re soooo scarey looking StevieC.” Astrid replies, trembling.
StevieC says (your turn babe)
and
Astryd then said (do your magic)
OH MY GOD! Minxy, you gotta come and see this!! There’s a bird in here, yes RIGHT HERE, and he has the most AWFUL 80’s furniture you’ve EVER SEEN!!! Someone call Ty Pennington quick!
Little did the cat know that the window was rolled down.
i would prefer to poke my eyes out with a rolled up photo of dave’s half-painted purple rad than to have to spend another moment looking at this “cute” horror show. oh wait!! maybe they’re having a little conversation…….
cat: my stage left eye is red and festered from looking at the ugly chair you are perched on you white-headed felcher. oh, and my warholly hair stinks like an old fur toilet mat.
bird: i’m a stunned cunt with scope-spit coloured belly wash apron. i shit ann coulter cracker mash on the lampshades all day. do you like the rump-rouge baboon arse on my beak? im not a felcher. i’m a midget hoot owl with a black pearl necklace and a fossy white bowler.
chair: i am an itchy whore of a chair with dust mites, plastic brass trim and real woody type substitutes. you can find me on muddy dump roads or being clutched during heart attacks.
window: i am highly invisible.
When she lets me back in the house first I’m gonna fuck ya then I’m gonna pluck ya then I’m gonna fricassee ya then I’m gonna eat your scrawny sqwakin little ass !
RE: video of the day
If he got paid for doing that I’m in the wrong line of work. But it was pretty funny.
RE: Stolen genitals
If its still attached to your body its nobodys fault but yours if it dont work. I do like thier court system though, he got to bone her and another strange piece of ass.
P.S.
To all Zillagirlz
I would be happy to loan my genitals to any or all of you at any time but the rest of me goes with them
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Are you dishing me Junkman?
Psssst! Hey, Bird! You gotta help me out! The cops are lookin’ for me. You gotta tell ‘em I was with you all night!
“Nevermore!” quoth the raven. “With my crossbow
I shot the albatross. Accursed bird!”
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ummm. dished? let me see. cute. cat. chair. warhol’s hair. bird. ann coulter. bob fossy. chair again. nope. don’t think so. and of course i wouldn’t anyway. wuh?
Back to Caption Time #202…
POPE BENEDICT XVI EYES UP A NEW PRINCE FOR HIS CATHOLIC CHURCH.
I thought maybe when you said “oh wait!! maybe they’re having a little conversation…….” that you thought my idea of having a little “nonsense”, (StevieC and Astryd talking as cat/bird) was stupid. You know how sensitive I am.
Crap! I was hoping we would have a fight so then we could have great make-up sex.
I did like your comment though. It was very good … for a deranged monkey, that is.
Oh leetle birdy, I hav theese nice place for you…
YEAH TOAST! Always loved that one, especially when I heard it on Bob and Tom in the morning.
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Does this mean no make-up sex?
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Personally, I thought it was funny, but rather than being a peeping tom(cat), I’d probably just knock on the door and say “Candygram”
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Obviously a “glass is half full” personality.
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Sigh … I doubt it. I think I embarrassed him. Our Junkman is very shy, you know. Maybe we’ll just shake hands.
According to his last wishes, Ozzy Osbourne was buried in Stephen King’s pet cemetery…….with disastrous results for the neighborhood.
After God strikes down both Marilyn Manson and Paulie Shore they are soon reincarnated.
Sadly Paulie just sits on the same chair all day saying, “Come on in, buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuddy”
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What happens when you drink too much rye!
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WTF? No more Johnny Cash?
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*Astryd opens door to get such candy gram wearin nuthin but a black pearl necklace and feathers (must be a fetish).*
Oh! Aren’t you quite the animal… 
*Bom Chicka Wa Wa…* 
[Comment ID #203442 will be quoted here]shaking hands? my hands are already shaking thinking about the make-up sex. i’ll bring the lipstick and the face cream.
CAPTION:
This photo was taken on the set of director Mario Lopez’s forthcoming horror sequel, “The Cats Have Eyes 3″.
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Roughly translated “Bom Chicka Wa Wa” means “pluck, suck, ‘n fuck until your eyes are about to pop out of your head.” As you can tell from the pic, this cat has been there, done that!
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You changed your icon, Bjorn Freeh changed his too. The ZillaGirls seem to change theirs quite often (especially AnnieB). Yeah, but I do miss giving the finger. We’ll see how I feel tomorrow.
i needs slim jim
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JC was cool. Now if you had a Krusty giving the finger ….
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Started without me, huh?
“Hello, Onstar? I need you to unlock the car door because I left a parakeet, ummm, I mean a pair of keys on the seat…”
I SMOKE ROCKS
Cue the Psycho shower scene music:
The voices.. the voices… they’re telling me you taste like chicken….and I love chicken….
I tought I taw a puddy-tat, an undead zombie puddy-tat!