Public teabagging?
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it’s a shame what these young ones are doing in public these days.
mini orgy?
This just in…Today the Queen just narrowly avoided being the victim of a drive-by tea bagging…currently there are no leads; however, this just goes to show how the English youth are “going to ‘pot’.”
That Tickle Me Elmo video is some sick shit
After being thoroughly waterboarded, the suspects were unceremoniously dumped by the roadside in full view of their families and neighbours.
Another tragic day in Teabagdad.
It’s obvious that Dave has stumbled across the bi-annual Tetley throwing of the tea bag day. The winner is the closest to the line and wins a years supply of first quality Tetley Tea.
True
or
False?
Gives new meaning to St. Elmo’s Fire…
“A woman is like a teabag, You don’t know how strong she is until she’s in hot water!”
Read yesterday on a bookmark.
It sounded kinda funny to me…now I know why.
in todays Oprah, we will meet two members of the “mo -tea sir” tribe being reunited after minutes and minutes of separation from their Jarland home….
hey Astryd looks like you are online sexy, how went your tatoo thing from the other day? i know, Dave, this is not a freaking chat room…..
i think i would like to sleep in with minnie and her peachness.
British roadkill?
The Darjeeling Expressway?
How has no one said anything about the Boston Teabag Party? I mean, Tea Party!
I prefer to sip loose tea whilst savouring “teabagging”.
why did the canadian tea bags cross the road? to get to the middle.
That’s weird because I found old coffee filters on the sidewalk the other day.
The teabagging needs a NSFW tag sheesh! What if my boss had walked by.
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Tell your boss that it was a story on littering. If he/she has a dirty mind, send ‘em the link and don’t disclose your ID.
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if you’re worried about him seeing it just place your scrotum over his eyes.
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I’m trying to post the pics on my Hi5 account but I need to use a different computer. Will definitely let ya’ll know when I do but ’till then,…I’M PEELING! I’M PEELING!!
I honestly didn’t know you peel. I don’t remember peeling from my first one. It looks like I’ve got a temp tat that’s trying to come off but when the little layers/flakes come off the design is still there. It’s pretty creepy! I love my tattoo though. Steve said once it heals he’s gonna retouch and emphasize some more of the shading. I get to go under the needle again! er, um…yay…
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That depends on skin type and how deep the needle went. My first tat peeled, but my subsequent four tats from Tamity did not. She rocketh.
…slowly he pulled out of the tight steaming hot space, as the dark stain slowly spread. In one qucik motion he slaped his dripingand steaming bags against her eyes, trying to reduce the dark cicles from the night before. Frustrated she flunk them from the car window as he watched them sail away in the reveiw mirror.
Bunch of pervs you all are I tell ya.
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Why, you’d tell him to Fuck Off, you’re busy right now, of course! Nosey bastard.
Or you could just quickly close the window. He doesn’t sneak up on you does he? Have X-ray vision?
Or maybe you’re just being facetious. If so, that was pretty funny. If not, you’re an idiot.
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Ok, it’s done. Could have used better quality pics but it’s all I’ve got right now. Go to http://astryd13.hi5.com or click ‘Astryd’ above, I put them in my album titled “My Daddy & Me”.
Ha!
I didn’t meant to quote myself. sorry
OOOH NOOOO!!! That sadistic Mr. Hand has set my
ass afire! YOU BASTARD!!! Help me, Mr. Bill!!
I’ve been spammed out of a post, truly my reply to Dave’s post was probably the worlds funniest repartee ever to be placed on a screen, and now, now it has been lost in cyber space forever…
el morte
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It looks great! Wouldn’t mind seeing it up close and in action
I have a dagger that up close, in the right position
and in action looks like I’m stabbing you! 
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Pics please!
1…2…3…. 16!
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Looking good! I’d love to hear that tiger purr…
On a separate note, that’s a good picture of you and your dad. He looked like he was a very proud and confident man. Probably got it from his daughter…
“And after you make that left turn, keep going until the road comes to a ‘tea’. You can’t miss it…
I agree with Drusky…Your Dad looks so proud in that picture - and with good reason I’m sure. It makes me think back to what you went thru this spring, and the pic of the both of you makes it even more ‘real’ than your vivid writings. The love on your faces is evident. Thanks for allowing us to see it.
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#6? Or was there another one?
But there are two teas…so that is to the left, right?
you: “right”
me: right or left?
you:left!ya ….!
me: so, LEFT! Right?!
am having a lot of fun with this feel free to
slap-stop me
Don’t you worry. every once in a while ones needs to quote them selves. when youy can get a one-night-stand, then what to do? i have self-quoted once or twice but not to the point of blindness….
shooot! just killed the joke. that was “can’t get a one-night-stand…”
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*cough, ahem, ah, yeah, I um think so… *cough
Teabagging, pavement, Astryd’s new back tat …. I feel a road trip coming on.
Or maybe you’re just being facetious. If so, that was pretty funny. If not, you’re an idiot.
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Wouldn’t you prefer to hear ME purr?
Yes my dad and I had an unusual bond, nothing could ruin our loyalty.
Oldies but Goodies. 
He went through several pictures before he was satisfied, then later asked to see it again and said “That’s a very pretty picture.” I said, “Look how handsome you are.” and with a proud smile he said “I am aren’t I?”
That pic, as you can see, was taken in the hospital one day before my birthday. He was already experiencing lapses of dementia. It was painful but I held strong to the moments we had and dealt with it as best I could.
Like a child, he demanded that I take a picture of us. Knowing his independence and desire to look decent/his best, without a word I combed out his thinning disheveled hair and pulled up his hospital robe to cover the tubes and IV’s as he sat patiently with his eyes closed. Memories came to me of those summer breaks I spent with him at his home in Juarez as a little girl he’d dress me in frilly dresses my grandmother gave him for me and combed the tiny bit of hair I had in preparation of an afternoon on the town. All the while we listened to oldies…’My Girl’, ‘Brown Eyed Girl’, ‘Chantilly Lace’, ‘Rockin Robin’, etc…This is why I don’t bump my system to modern rap and rock but to good ol’
…good times…nothin but good memories…
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Rowr! Nice tat, Astryd! Nice ass, too.
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Well, either way, you’d fit right in here.
I’m glad to hear it though, I like sly, smart alecks.
ENOUGH OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING TEABAGS IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING CAR
Astryd, the tat purrs or YOU purr. Either way, I win…
Holy F-word! I think I need a Paranormal Restraining Order. I have been seriously thinking that I’m cursed. I can’t walk because of tumors in my spine. I’m living with my passive/aggressive mother (wanna hear that story?) who’s acting like she’s getting Alzheimers or something. There’s gossip stories going around my town that make me out to be Hitler on wheels. Store clerks act snotty and obnoxious to me. People punish me for sins I did not commit. Karaoke DJs are told to not let me sing. People who come to my defense get into fights. People are even afraid of me. When people act awkward toward me I don’t know if it’s because of the wheelchair or because they heard a Bullshit story.
Hmmm, you should be the object of compassion or at the very least pity but, according to you, you are vilified by practically everyone you encounter.
Either you’re surrounded by assholes are you’re one fucked up dude.
Sorry about your luck though. I’m sure it sucks to be you.
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Hmmm, you should be the object of compassion or at the very least pity but, according to you, you are vilified by practically everyone you encounter.
Either you’re surrounded by assholes are you’re one fucked up dude.
Sorry about your luck though. I’m sure it sucks to be you.
Hang in there …
Sorry about the double posting guys. I got an error message and ass u med it didn’t go through.
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You know what they say about assumptions. They make an assu out of med …. or something like that.
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“Ass out of you and me” but this time it was just me.
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Need some cowbell?
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I’m not sure. I have no idea what that means.??
It was a Saturday Night Live skit
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5Yyol7T4pfQ
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It’s from an SNL skit. A funny one, believe it or not.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Yyol7T4pfQ
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It’s a great SNL skit
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=71770844627024590
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Only took me 6 fucking tries over two days to get that response posted. *sheesh*
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=71770844627024590
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I give up. Google SNL cowbell and you’ll find the clip. Every fucking time I try to put a link up, I either get a blank screen or the site won’t finish loading.
Here I thought you’d forgotten about me. Thanks for the heads up on the clip.
That was hilarious! Pisses me off I stopped watching SNL eons ago and missed that!
Set time machine back to 20 October 2007 at 10:25 pm
Yes, that’s exactly what I need … more cowbell!
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I could never forget about you, AnnieB, but therapy is helping.