Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

20 comments:

1. Spud, 3. October 2007, 21:15
   

   You were absent? :wtf:
   Why didn’t someone give me a memo about this? :wtf:

    
2. Pablo, 3. October 2007, 21:28
   

   Are you really sick or has someone abducted your identity? Do we need to look for pods?

   RE Mucho thanks = food poisoning at the Mexican restaurant?

    
3. Lake Effect, 3. October 2007, 21:43
   

   Be careful…take your time and get lots of sleep and don’t worry about us…we’ll manage somehow. Take care now, OK? Good.

   Hey zills & zillettes…he’s asleep…it’s PARTY TIME!

   BYOTABTs! [Bring Your Own Tacos And Blue Tarps!]

    
4. Davezilla, 3. October 2007, 21:44
   

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   Nah, just a damned cold.

    
5. Janet, 3. October 2007, 21:52
   

   In Southern California, many of us are dealing with allergies. Hot, dry, and winds picking up all the junk and blowing it all around. Take your Claritin or Zyrtec, and if it sneaks into you, Benadryl might save you, still! Be well, all of my friends!

    
6. Lung the Younger, 4. October 2007, 3:18
   

   Good Lord Janet. I’m a chemist by trade and you frighten me.

   I was going to recommend orange juice, hot soup, maybe some herbal tea and lots and lots of sleep but you’ve just made me feel very, very outdated. Anyway Dave, whether you choose my ‘Grandma Jones’ solution or Janet’s ‘Pablo Escobar’ solution just get well soon and get back to fighting the good fight.

    
7. Chris S, 4. October 2007, 4:39
   

   Get well soon Dave. Similar things happening here as well. I don’t have anyone named Mucho to apologize for my absence but then again I’m not a celebrity so I can’t afford assistants. I’m assuming Mucho is your illegal burrito manufacturer/PR agent?
   (Scientific name: burritos illegalis)

   My favorite quote of the week: “Childrens do learn.” — Dubya

    
8. Sallie, 4. October 2007, 5:48
   

   Sorry to hear Dave…had a cold AND allergies for the last 3 weeks..

    
9. rosebuddls, 4. October 2007, 7:30
   

   Get well soon, Dave! I’ve missed ya!

    
10. AnnieB, 4. October 2007, 7:37
    

    Dave – take 2 aspirin and masturbate 10 times every 4 hours. That always makes me feel better. :kiss:

     
11. patrick, 4. October 2007, 8:00
    

    [Comment ID #202467 will be quoted here]add Nyquil at double the recommended dosage. You won’t get healthier any quicker but you really wont’ give a damn!

     
12. Bigwavdave, 4. October 2007, 8:43
    

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    10 times every four hours? I really need to get in touch with my feminine side. Or Aystrid. :wang:

     
13. Bigwavdave, 4. October 2007, 8:51
    

    Or AnnieB, or Nikki, or Meagan, or a certain perky, pouty Zilla girl who seems to be MIA these days… Oh, what the hell…bring ‘em all on :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang:

     
14. Astryd, 4. October 2007, 10:59
    

    We’re glad you’re not dead! We’ll hold down the fort while you’re healin’!

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    AnnieB, I do believe I am in love with you!

     
15. Drusky, 4. October 2007, 12:20
    

    Get better, Dave. Too much (or too little) Starbucks?

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    How do you masturbate asprin and do they enjoy it?

     
16. Flash Gordon, 4. October 2007, 17:02
    

    In Georgia you have to be an apprentice bater
    before you can become a master bater.[Comment ID #202472 will be quoted here]

    Yeah, what has happened to our Mandy? Perhaps the
    other Zilla gurls have offed her?
    :wtf: :wang:

     
17. Astryd, 4. October 2007, 17:24
    

    :wtf: Some of us like Mandy just as much!

     
18. AnnieB, 4. October 2007, 17:38
    

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    Damn straight! No way a true Zilla Girl would have a tawdry emotion like jealousy among each other. We’re all about the love! :wang: :boob: :boob:

     
19. StevieC, 4. October 2007, 17:49
    

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    I am ready for the sex.

     
20. Meagan, 5. October 2007, 13:46
    

    Last time I saw Mandy I gave her my whip. I think she might be having too much fun with it.