Caption Time #204

Sorry for posting videos two days in a row, but this keeps making me giggle. Natalie was over and I showed her how my kitten will play fetch. All day.
Best. Video. Evar. Link via the indomitable Mister Arthur
I don’t know what’s with kids these days.
A young girl approaches me as I am working at my laptop at Starbucks. She tells me she is in second grade and would I like to buy some candy bars for her school.
Me: “Sure, how much are they?”
Girl: “They three dollar each or three for five.”
Me: “OK. I just want two though. Can I pay for three and just take two?”
Girl: “You dick! You got money for yo’ fuckin’ coffee. Dick! Buy three. I gots to get rid of these!”