Caption Time #198

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Obviously not a magic mushroom
Gilligan shows why MaryAnne and Ginger were safe while on the island.
Doesn’t look too healthy. I think it’s got a fungus or something.
Here, I think you dropped this.
It’s fallen and it can’t get up. Maybe viagra can help
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Bah dum dum!
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No, I think the guy’s name is Angus
Yet another commercial for ED(Erectile Disfunction)
“I was pretty mad when she cut it off but fortunately I got it back from her before she threw it on the highway. So I preserved it and now it sits on my mantle next to my bowling trophy.”
Introducing the new pocket pal. Carry it with you or leave it at home. Dispose of with butter and a smidge of garlic. Enjoy!
it was the clue that he had been hoping for to find the secretive leper colony
Popeye displays what happens when Wimpie didn’t pay for the hamburger on Tuesday. Uck uck uck uck.
He looks like a real fabulous “fun-guy”
Alas, poor Yorick, I blew him well…
John Bobbit asks “Will it blend?”
or
Kinda like a lollypop stick after a good sucking on…
Sarge says “if your not carefull , this could happen to you !”
And so sailors Wilted Willie says if you dont want to end up like me stay away from the hookers over seas…save yourselves for those all American Zillagalz thier healthy, beautiful and ohhh soooooooo NAUGHTY
That ’shroom isn’t so ’shroomy as much as it’s limpy-dicktastic!
Funny how some fungus assumes anthropomorphic shapes… has anyone in here checked out the Tree Brain over at The Sneeze? This guy has a tree fungus that comes back every year and I shit you not, it looks just like a brain…
Not a very potent mushroom, is it!
Erectile Disfungtion?
Well if the tip is anything to go by, it definitely looks kosher.
When your athletes penis flares up, just get … BOOM!
Tough actin’ Penactin! The itching, the cracking, the burning… BOOM! wiped out in just one use! Take it from me, too serious gay sailor guy. Tough actin Penactin works for me!
**CAUTION: may cause genitals to fall off**
yet another proof that “big foot” has renewable parts
This here makes the nicest sauce you ever tasted!
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Lung: Um? At another time and place… um? Marry me?
I know the perfect dish to make with that ’shroom:
Beef Strokeitoff
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Fantastik, dat was a gud un.
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Erectile disfungus?
(thanks Natalie)
- ok. that is the wierdest thing. i mean his hat.
- chuck rocks. he danced on their spinning bodies!
- i don’t need to play the i clavdivs game if i already average 2.67 bottles per day do i?
- not enough chocolate? must be time to hit the hershey highway!
-happy friday everyone!
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and it steals quarters.
Not enough chocolate day:
I don’t like today.
Detachable Penis!
“Nobody knows the truffles I’ve seen…”
(sorry, guys)