Detroit bumper stickers
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UAW: Overpaid and underworked, but we’re still on strike
UAW: Who needs skoolin when you got a union
UAW: U Ain’t Workin
Home Sweet Home
(crib got repossessed)
Don’t Glock it till you’ve tried it.
Support our Snoop
My meth customers are all
HONORS STUDENTS
Save the Bail
Guns Don’t Kill People,
I Kill People.
I Brake for Welfare Officers.
Honk If You Canadian
I’d like to leave a clever entry, but my parole officer needs to use this computer…
UAW: Unbelievable Airheads Whine
2 cool 4 skool
It is NOT pronounced Day-Twah.
Detroit aims high. Head shots kill quicker.
I souport publik edukashun
Detroit - We been doggin’ that ho since Snoop was a puppy.
U.A.W. Useless Auto Worker
U.A.W. Unemployed Auto Worker
My other car is a bicycle.
:wtf:
UAW Uniion And Wrecked (financialy)
Detroit: Please dont leave, someone needs to pay for my pension
Detroit:#1 in homicides!
Detroit: Living the liberal welfare dream
Honk if you’ve never seen a fun fired from a moving vehicle.
… or a gun.
What’s with all the anti-union talk?
If you lived in Hell, you’d be home by now.
Run like you got a stash of weed in your pants and the cops are chasing after ya.
You’d be safer in Canada.
Unless you’re a hemorrhoid, get off my ass!
I drive like this to PISS you off!
Don’t blame me, I tried to warn you.
How’s my driving? Call 1-800- EAT SHIT.
AnnieB, since you know what hell is like, I assume
you’re from Alabama.?
Detroit - our baseball team has one thing in common with Michael Jackson: Wearing only one glove just for show…
U.A.W. - U Aren’t Working
U.A.W. Striking and costing G.M. untold amounts of money and potential sales revenue just to show them why they SHOULDN’T move their factories to another country where the work will be welcomed, cost less, and possibly have less trouble with workers…
One I actually saw… My kid can kick your honor student’s ass…
My Kid Was Culprit of the Month
At Michigan Federal Penitentiary
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Silly. Everyone knows Hell is in Michigan.
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We’re not anti-union, we’re anti-UAW
MY BABY DADDY CAN BEAT UP YOUR BABY DADDY
IF YER CLOSE ENUF 2 READ THIS I CUTCHOO
I think those were the ones I came up with on AIM. Close enough, anyway.
Detroit - Could Be Worse. Could be Flint.
How do you celebrate Stinky Bath Day?
Does the Sultan-of-Cleveland have to be there?
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Have a burrito (or two or three) along with a few Coronas to wash them down. Wait 3-4 hours and then fill the tub. Your body will naturally turn it into a bubble bath and mission accomplished.
MY MOM & DAD VISITED DETROIT
AND ALL I GOT
WAS THIS LOUSY CORONER’S REPORT
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Cast iron tubs work so much better for this. You get more of a amplified, church bell quality to the fart than fiberglass…
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Sounds like the voice of experience
I still have a sticker I bought for a clunker I had, but never managed to put it on the car. It says “MY OTHER CAR IS A PIECE OF SHIT TOO!”
WWSD
What Would Scooby Do
Mine says: Don’t Piss Me Off, I’m Running Out of Places to Hide The Bodies
DBS: Don’t Piss Me Off, I Won’t Even Bother to Hide The Body
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That’s why I love you guys!
Always willing to educate me in such things.
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We’re willing to video the experience too!
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You never really seemed to be a fiberglass man, cars or otherwise…
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Just you wait until we reach the ‘extra credit’ part of the lesson…
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Just too cool
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Took me a little while to get it, but BRAVO
Just wanted to point out that due to the violent and scary nature of some of these stickers, the fact that I was, in fact, born in Detroit gives me tons upon tons of street cred. If anyone wants to join my posse they’re welcome to, if they make the cut.