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You bastard. You stole my iPod!!!!!!!!!!!
Urine contains many ions (electrically charged atoms), which allows the electricity-producing chemical reaction to take place in the urine battery. Other bodily fluids, such as tears, blood, and semen, would work easily as well to activate the battery.
The Nevada Power & Utility companies have teamed up with the Mustang Ranch. They almost have enough bodily fluids to keep Las Vegas lit (and maybe Reno too).
“Always has been in a case so I don’t get my ass kicked on the subway.”
I’m just curious what this “Stone Cold Super N!@@er” plans on doing with a Singer sewing machine. That is the big
Maybe he’s starting his own fashion line?
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Wow, you’ve got one too? I got mine at We B Toys in the Stone Cold aisle. Bought my first ghetto blaster there, years ago ….
Yeth, evewy Thtone Cold Thuper Nigger needs a singer.
SCSN has now aquired a Mrs SCSN and she has already begun to mold him to her liking…
I’m pretty sure it’s not really in “perfect” condition…
Of course, every Stone Cold Super N—er needs a sewing machine to loosen up those pants ’til they’re almost falling off and make a doo-rag in their gang colours.
Formerly owned by an albino named Scooter.
samuel jackson’s ipod
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FTW.
My pee battery can produce more than that measley
1.5 volts. I once jump-started a Peterbilt truck
with it.
The science of the pee cell seems shaky to me. I would have thought they would use either plain paper and pee, or the copper chloride soaked paper and water. Both CuCl and pee seems redundant and misleading.
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Cindy glowed at the science fair. The judges had awarder her urine-powered battery 3rd prize! She was still happy and thinking of the award when Principal Skinner and her husband walked up and asked, “How did you think of this project, Cindy?” Without really thinking, Cindy told them, “I asked Mom and Dad why they though my flashlight didn’t work, and Dad said *Piss on it* and stomped out of the kitchen. But that got me thinking, and I figured, hey! Pee can make the lines turn pink on my pregnancy test, so why not my flashlight battery!”