Complete this Sentence, #37
“Yeah, but the next morning when I woke up, she took the ___________ and __________ it in front of the neighbours.”
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…she took the used condom and waved it in front of the neighbors. She wanted her neighbors to know that she took their comments about her being ‘extremely fertile’ to heart.
removable dick extender and waved it in front of the nighbors
inflatable doll and waved it in front of the neighbors. and the neighbors’ wives and girlfriends joined her in doing the same. they found comfort and security in numbers!
no, you complete this sentence ” In a Firm, what-the-fuck voice, I made it clear to her that the next time she did that shit again I would be compeled to________ up her_____________ and our shit would be over!
stolen police car
parked
I mean, that’s what I did anyway…
Yeah, but the next morning when I woke up, she took the box of 53 condiments and stedged it in front of the neighbours.
“Yeah, but the next morning when I woke up, she took the severed penis and ate it in front of the neighbours.”
niiiice!
“Yeah, but the next morning when I woke up, she took the moldy old underpants with the skid marks I’d dropped on the floor and displayed it in front of the neighbours.”
Yeah, but the next morning when I woke up, she took the opportunity to say to me, “When are you going to get the message? Wake up and smell the coffee. You are still fundamentally wasting your life in a state of self-defensive emotional neurosis. Carefully read Being and Time by Heidegger. You are still caught in the They-self. You lack authentic presence. You are still a prisoner of your energy-sucking and spiritually deadening Mud Shadow or Flyer that was shown to Carlos Castaneda in his book The Active Side of Infinity. Stop being so Goddamn normal! You stink of normalcy, of self-enclosed daydreaming and lack of passionate inquiry into the truth of Being. You are also failing in Zen Enlightenment and Sufi Mastery. You are not reading the right books or making the right efforts.” She took her flute with her outside and began to play it in front of the neighbors.
the female sheep and tied it in front of the neighbours
Yeah, but the next morning when I woke up, she took the dog out and shot it in front of the neighbours.
Yeah, but the next morning when I woke up, she took the lava lamp and stedged it in front of the neighbours.
Yeah, but the next morning when I woke up, she took the whip and cracked it in front of the neighbours.
Yeah, but the next morning when I woke up, she took the BDSM pledge and recited it in front of the neighbours.
Yeah, but the next morning when I woke up, she took the hog and rode it in front of the neighbours.
Oh……I forgot……..
BDSM Pledge - “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me. To keep recieving those whips and chains, I may never reveal to anyone the size of my Master’s cane, but only how it’s used.”
Yeah, but the next morning when I woke up, she took the cane by the door and described the use of it in front of the neighbours………
:twisted: 
“Yeah, but the next morning when I woke up, she took the piss hard on I had and whacked it in front of the neighbours.”
Yeah, but the next morning when I woke up, she took the dildo with the suction cup on it, stuck it to the hood of the car, and displayed her riding techniques in front of the neighbors! Yehaw Daddy!
“Yeah, but the next morning when I woke up, she took the fuzzy red cuffs and left me cuffed to the bed while she went to work it in front of the neighbours.”
Now THAT’S what I call a Cargasm! Hey Astryd - road trip - only this time, you’re ridin’ up front!
Fire Hydrant and inserted in her vagina…. I was wondering why she was asking me if I was in yet???
:limp:
“Yeah, but the next morning when I woke up, she took the remote and stomped on it in front of the neighbours.”
Hey..WHY was my comment deleted.. it wasn’t obscene.. or anything?
Cool!
I’ve never been a hood ornament before!! 
Yeah, but when I woke up the next morning, she took my Johnson and gnawed it in front of the neighbors.
:wang: 
my monkey and spanked it in front of the neighbors
Yeah, but the next morning when I woke up, she took the _ sheet off the bed _ and _hung _ it in front of the neighbors. “See!” she yelled, “No pecker tracks again!!”
I called Astryd to see if I could get out of the ‘no sex until they bring back Marcus Welby, MD’ secret bet, but she wasn’t home. sigh
“Yeah, but the next morning when I woke up, she took the boxers I had been wearing and put them on her head it in front of the neighbours.”
“Yeah, but the next morning when I woke up, she took the movie we just made and gave running comentary when she showed it in front of the neighbours.”
Geez girl, you’ve GOT to cum visit me then! I’ve got a 4WD and know of LOTS to bumpy roads!
Yeah, but the next morning when I woke up, she took the hood ornament and mounted it in front of the neighbours…
You’re right, StevieC, it DOES sing!
“Yeah, but the next morning when I woke up, she took the my stash of porn mags and burned them in front of the neighbours.”
“Yeah, but the next morning when I woke up, she took the stripper pole out front and practiced her routine on it in front of the neighbours.”
I’ve never deleted a comment. Sometimes the spam control gets a little too overzealous and I have to rescue a few…
“Yeah, but the next morning when I woke up, she took the zero and began to divide by it in front of the neighbours.”
“Yeah, but the next morning when I woke up, she took the One Ring of Power and used to it to threaten Hollywood executives into producing better entertainment in front of the neighbours.”
“Yeah, but the next morning when I woke up, she took the lawnmower and mowed the lawn in a completely non-sexual and ordinary manner in front of the neighbours.”
“Yeah, but the next morning when I woke up, she took the dildo from my hand and shoved it up my ass in front of the neighbours.”
You’re supposed to have your hand on your
or in her 
freak. No wonder she shoved it up your ass.
I’m sure they are used to it by now.
Steve, I’m Cummin’! :P